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Animal Serial Killer's Death Toll Rises To 17… And Officials Are Scared Humans Are Next!

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This is straight up sociopathic!

17 animals have been found dead by scalpel in Canada over the past year, and authorities are starting to think the serial killer could upgrade to human targets soon.

Throughout 2016, nearly a dozen and half animals — including coyotes, snakes, rabbits, geese, dogs, and cats — have been found mutilated in public places around London, Ontario, with their blood drained and their organs professionally removed.

Related: Former K-9 Cop Now Linked To 3 Police Dog Deaths

While the killer was mostly only attacking wild animals at first, a headless dog was found skinned outside a beer store last Friday… which, in addition to a cat carcass located alongside the Thames River recently, means he's officially going after domestic animals as well.

But to make things even worse, Judy Foster, executive director of London Human Society, believes this crime spree could have started TWO years ago when the animal rights organization received a skinned goose at their front door!

Judy spoke with London Free Press about the serial killings on Wednesday, saying:

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A Canadian Goose Tried To Murder This Woman While She Was Riding Her Bike! How Fowl! Hear All The Horrible Details HERE!

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All Kerry Surman wanted to do was go for a nice bike ride. But when she came across a gaggle of Canadian geese, she never guessed her safety was at risk!

Surman was riding along the Trans Canada Trail in Ottawa on June 10 and saw a family flock crossing the road with their young goslings.

Miz Surman stopped and allowed the two adults to escort their young across the trail. Then another adult goose appeared on the path soon after. She thought the coast was clear and pedaled on but before she knew it, one of the adult geese swooped down and attacked her!

She explained:

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Chinese Police Use Geese To Fight Crime!

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Say whaaaat?? Police in China are using geese to fight crime!!

In rural parts of China's Xinjiang province, police are using geese to aid them in their fight for justice.

Geese are apparently better than guard dogs even! They're aggressive, have great vision and can get really, reallllly loud.

A police chief in Xinjiang's Shawan county said:

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A Goose Punks The Shizz Out Of A Gorilla!

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This video is amazing!!!

Lets break it down frame-by-frame.

Gorilla approaches a goose, and we're like uh oh - this isn't ending well for that goose!

Goose notices gorilla, and stars heading TOWARDS the gorilla! And we're all like turn around! Turn around!

Gorilla freaks and stars back pedaling, and we're all like what's happening, this is amazing!

Gorilla straight up RUNS from that goose! Cue us standing up and applauding!

Check it out for yourself by watching the video (above) !!!

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Geese Yucking It Up On Cincinnati Highway

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Looks like Cincinnati and NYC have a Canada problem..

Canada geese that is!

Interstate 71 traffic was held up TWICE when a family of geese tried to crossed the highway.

A driver phoned police when several cars had to slam on the brakes and

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NY Senator Seeks To Allow Goose Killing Near JFK Airport

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This doesn't bold well for geese in the NYC area!

Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand wants to introduce legislation to make it easier to round up and kill them.

But wildlife advocates are NOT down this new approach.

A JetBlue flight bound for Florida had to emergency land at

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