That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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OMG, move over, George Clooney! We don't care about you right now!
Amal Clooney stepped onto the red carpet like a goddess at the Hail, Caesar! premiere at the Berlinale Film Festival Thursday!
She was truly breathtaking in a vintage Yves Saint Laurent black sequined gown with tulle overlay from 1981! So fabulous! We just wanna stare and stare!
The human rights lawyer left her movie star husband in the dust with her gorgeousness!
We especially love her glowing makeup and those ruby red lips!
George was in all black again and looked pretty ho-hum.
Way to outdo your husband in every way, girl! LOLz!
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Here's one couple that'll never bring us stupid drama!
Amal was looking especially fantastic in a flared mini Giambattista Valli dress adorned with embroidered flowers and paired with silver pumps.
With her hair in a side updo and a swipe of red lipstick, she really looked like a movie star!
Honestly, if you had no idea who George was, wouldn't you think Amal was the actual famous person in this relationship?
Georgie married up!
Also he was in a black suit or something. We didn't really look at him much.
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Always on that grind!
Amal Clooney makes working as a high-priced human rights lawyer while looking like a movie star seem so easy!
This woman is truly blessed!
George Clooney's better half was a gorgeous vision in red on her way to the office in London on Monday morning.
The 37-year-old recently met with British Prime Minister David Cameron to discuss freeing ex Maldives president Mohamed Nasheed.
Meanwhile George is off filming something or whatever. Haha, just kidding. Georgie's work is super important too.
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The fabulosity, it kills!
Amal Clooney was such a goddess at Charlotte Tilbury's Naughty Christmas party in London on Thursday.
Though her exquisite taste comes as no surprise, we were still kind of shocked to see her rocking vintage Lanvin from 1967!
Barely anybody does that anymore!
George Clooney's better half absolutely stunned in the metallic silver two-piece featuring a crop top and wide-leg capris.
The style queen completed the look with metallic silver pumps and a beige fur jacket. We have a feeling the jacket was vintage as well!
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Hold onto your hearts!
And they couldn't stop making moony eyes at each other the whole time!
Just look at the love bursting forth from this photo as Amal stares at her gorgeous husband (below)!!!
We're inclined to think so!
The two are just so perfect together, and George patiently waited so long until he found his other half!
On Thursday, the power couple were spotted having lunch at Palms restaurant in Beverly Hills in the illustrious company of former British Labour MP David Miliband. Fancy!!!
What do you think they talked about? Movies? Human Rights? A bit from column A, a bit from column B? We'd love to have been able to eavesdrop on the convo.
But we're happy to note that both George and Amal were looking polished as ever, with Georgie in a gray suit and his wife in a pleated ivory dress and beige strappy heels.
She also added some beautiful color via her Dolce & Gabbana handbag.
Moreover, the lawyer's glossy waves gave Kate Middleton's renowned locks some serious competition, don't you think?
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Amal Clooney was a glittering goddess at the Casamigos tequila launch in Ibiza, Spain this weekend (Sunday to be exact)!
George Clooney totally paled in comparison!
The power couple were joined by Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford, but even with a '90s supermodel present, Amal just shone too brightly in her gold Vionnet dress, and nobody else came close!
Everything from her lush hair to red lipstick to glowing tan was PERFECTION.
Look at George's face — he's so humbled by his human rights lawyer wife's presence.
AS HE SHOULD BE!
Be dazzled by more pics in the gallery (above)!
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