Gisele Bundchen wore WAYYYYY too many clothes on Sunday to promote her line of intimates in Sao Paulo.
Rather than stripping down to her unmentionables like she did in the ads, the mother of two wore one of her bras under one of the most useless sheer tops ever made.
And to torture the crowd even more, Gisele covered up even more of her bangin' bod with palm tree print sequin pants and a leather jacket.
Did Victoria's Secret teach you nothing, girl? You're supposed to take your clothes OFF, not pile them ON!
Sigh. Maybe she saved the real peep show for Tom Brady Father's Day gift. LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Bela, bela, bela!
We're convinced that the Portuguese word for "most perfect woman in the world" is just "Gisele."
It's gotta be, right?
After taking a brief hiatus to have a baby, Mrs. Brady gave her fans a special peep show of the latest Gisele Bundchen Brazilian Intimates collection.
Gisele posted the pic (above) on Instagram this weekend with the caption: "I hope you like it!"
Er, uh, we think we like it! We think we like it a lot!
The lacy pale pink bra and bow-embellished panty is really all we need to get through the day. And when you want to go from nice to naughty, you can wear the black bustier and matching panty that she models (below)!
She may be a mother of two, but she's got the body of a goddess.
[Image via Gisele Bundchen's Instagram.]
Ummmm, who wouldn't want to get their workout for the day in by kung fu sword fighting??
This looks like a BLAST!
Gisele Bündchen posted this on Instagram (above) to show us that she's the queen of finding the best ways to stay fit. Seriously, she is a master at it!
Her only flaw is that she likes to rub it in, making us soooo jelly!
We'll kung-fu fight you, Gisele! It'll be fun!
[Image via Instagram.]
This cover had to be her most enjoyable shoot ever, right!?
After getting all greased up by Vogue Brazil, the mag's Italian counterpart decided Gisele Bundchen could use a well-deserved scrub down and pampering sesh for their June issue.
Shot by Steven Meisel, the Brazilian supermodel is pictured on the cover enjoying a rose petal pedicure while wearing a cashmere Louis Vuitton coat with Chopard and Chanel jewels.
The rest of the health and beauty-themed spread shows Gisele prettying herself up by enduring a vampire facial a la Kim Kardashian, cupping her bare butt and indulging in what looks like an orgasmic shower.
Such a glamorous life that Gisele lives!
Check out the beautification of Miz Bundchen (below)!
[Image via Vogue Italia.]
If you thought her cover was hot, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Gisele was slathered in so much oil for her Vogue Brazil cover, they had enough to use for several steamy pictures for her July spread.
Wearing scantily clad outfits from Maio, Lisa Marie Fernandez, Tom Ford, Michael Kors and Alexander Wang, photographer Mario Testino brought out Gisele's best side for the shoot - all of it!
Don't believe us? Check out the rest of the spread (below)!
And to think this shoot went down just months after popping out a baby! How is this woman even human!?
[Image via Mario Testino/Vogue Brazil.]
Gisele Bundchen has the cutest puppy dog EVER!!
Her beautiful dog Lua is just as photogenic as her mama!
Gisele instagrammed a precious pic (above) and wrote:
"My little Lua 🐾 Minha pequena Lua"
Aww!! She looks so sweet!
That's one seriously professional looking pic… we bet this dog could totes be a model.
Just look at those gorgeous hazel eyes! What an absolute darling!! Too adorbz!
Thanks for sharing the snap, Gisele!
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[Image via WENN & Gisele Bunchen.]
Ah, Gisele, the perfect example of nature showing off!
The supermodel is kind enough to beautify the front of Vogue Brazil's June issue with her superior bod, wearing a leather vest over a teeny black bikini.
You could bounce a quarter off those tight, oiled-up abs!
A second shot (below) features the 32-year-old arching her back for Mario Testino's trained lens.
We don't know if Mario DARED to touch up the world's most powerful model, but we doubt he had any imperfections to fix.
Who needs Photoshop when you've already been airbrushed by Mother Nature? Ha!
[Image via Mario Testino/Vogue Brazil]