It wouldn't surprise us!

Lindsay seems to be back on the peen and Gerard Butler is a total manwhore, being linked to both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston recently!

Lindsay Lohan was in Morocco for the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort launch this weekend, and it was quite the celebrity event with Naomi Campbell, Guy Ritchie, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber also in attendance.

But Lindsay only had eyes for Gerard apparently and they were spotted making out after a bout of dirty dancing.

Lindsay told the UK's Mirror:

"I'm fed up of all the drama. I just want to find someone who loves me back. I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up [from SaMAN Ronson]. I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now…I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all."

Gerard and Lindsay were last seen taking off together in a golf cart into the night.

We know what those two got up to!

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Here we go again!

Madonna's film ambitions have resurfaced and if history has taught us anything, they do NOT usually go over well.

Madge has co-written the film W.E. with Alex Keshishian which is about Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson who were the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.

Set to direct the film, Madonna's even getting advice from ex-hubby Guy Ritchie when it comes to casting decisions. He's suggesting meetings with Mark Strong and Tony Kebbell who had roles in his flick RocknRolla.

She needs a big name, though, to finance the project as her name alone won't guarantee anything. So far Her Madgesty is only involved in the writing and directing process.

We hope she steers clear of starring in the movie because, let's be honest, it might just tank.

Your acting chops just aren't up to your musical ones, 'bb! But we still love ya.

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It's a good one!

In addition to dishing about other celebs, Madonna also opens up about more personal issues including her divorce and her children in her latest interview with Rolling Stone.

Here are some HIGHlights:

On her divorce from director Guy Ritchie:

"…challenging…I'm very grateful that I had work to do. I may have thrown myself off a building."

On her sons Rocco and David spending time in the UK:

"Life is an adjustment. My sons aren't with me right now, they're with their father, and I'm not very comfortable with the idea of my children not living together."

On her multicultural staff:

"My house is like a Benetton ad. I have French nannies, my security guards are Israeli, I have assistants from Argentina and Puerto Rico as well as a Japanese assistant and chef, and another chef from Italy. It's wonderful I love it."

On her son David being her "biggest fan:"

"Everybody says that when he watches [my concerts], he stays frozen from beginning to end, and he studies everything, and he knows every dance step."

Cute!

It sounds like she's doing well after quite a life transition this year.

But if anyone knows anything about picking yourself up and reinventing your life, it's Madonna!

And we think she's making some fine choices — especially Jesus Luz!

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Look who's talking???

Guy Ritchie is clearly trying to get himself some attention, which we'll gladly give him, on the note that we think he is a total asshat for bringing up Madonna in any capacity after being divorced for almost a year.

In an interview for Esquire Magazine, Guy starts off with some much deserved praise for his ex, explaining that he felt she could go toe-to-toe with anyone 20 years younger than her: "Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, out-dance them, outperform them. The woman is broad."

Yes she is. You'd do well to remember that.

Oh wait, he forgot and then pulls out this stoopid comment: "I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Name calling? Really? Has it come to this?

What are you, 2? Even if you still harbor some resentment, you couldn't find a more suitable or mature adjective to describe your ex-wife?

You're suppose to be a respected artist. So much for that!

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The first one hasn't even hit theaters yet, but Warner Bros. is already getting the Sherlock Holmes sequel off the ground.

Along with bringing in new writers and securing Robert Downey Jr. to reprise his role as the great Sherlock Holmes, there is also a plan in place to nab Brad Pitt for a new role.

Brad, Robert, and Jude Law all in one flick?! DO IT!!!!!!!

Brad would be playing Moriarty, Holmes’ arch nemesis, a character who remains unrecognizable and hidden in shadow throughout the first film. However, if Brad is to sign on and does so before the December release, there is a chance that Guy Ritchie will step in to bring a shot or two of Brad for the first film.

This thing sounds like it could pretty epic. Hopefully, it won't be a total let down.

Do U think this could be the next big franchise or the next big flop?

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It seems that ever since Guy Ritchie was granted custody of his balls in his divorce with Madonna, his career has never been better!

Warner Bros. has just tapped Ritchie to direct Lobo, a live-action version of the DC Comic about an alien bounty hunter.

Although he originated in 1983's Omega Man, the character has appeared in several other comics. In the film, he will be an everlasting, blue-skinned, 7-foot-tall, muscular antihero who drives an eccentric motorcycle and visits our planet looking for four fugitives bent on making trouble. Lobo teams with a small-town teen girl to stop the creatures.

Not too bad as a follow-up to Sherlock Holmes!

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Guy Ritchie should stick to directing movies because he obviously doesn't know how to keep his pub under control. The former Mr. Madonna owns The Punch Bowl bar in London and he is facing losing his liquor license due to the numerous complaints received from local residents.

Apparently, it is a rowdy joint, with the noise level being extremely high through all hours of the night and the surrounding neighbors are "fed up."

With 37 complaints in hand, the Westminster Council have taken action by "placing a microphone in a nearby building to monitor noise levels from the pub over the next few weeks." If officials deem the establishment is too loud, they will revoke Guy's liquor license.

Big Ben brother is listening, Guy! Better calm down over there!

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Madonna could easily take her, but we know her Madgesty doesn't give a shiz!

Guy Ritchie was seen rebounding getting cozy in Malibu last week with actress Mellany Gandara.

The couple had brunch at the local Marmalade Cafe before taking a leisurely stroll on the beach.

We think the actress may have some new roles coming her way!

She's earned it!

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Does Guy Ritchie have a new girlfriend???

Madge's ex has been spotted spending some quality time with 26-year-old Iron Man actress Mellany Gandara all over Londontown!

Ritchie reportedly met Gandara through Robert Downey Jr., who starred in Iron Man with Mellany and is in Ritchie's upcoming flick, Sherlock Holmes.

Guy and Mellana were most recently seen at Ritchie's pub, The Punch Bowl, where onlookers say the Iron Man actress "looked very at ease in his company."

If Madge can date a 20-something, so can Guy!

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