Uh, you want ladies to do WHAT?!
Gwyneth Paltrow has said some pretty outrageous things in her life, but this one has to take the cake!
In the past few weeks, you may remember the Goop founder admitting to a TON of crazy shiz on her Mortdecai press tour — like sharing she does drugs and is a part of the mile high club.
[ Photos: 19 Celebrity Mile High Club Members! ]
Well, none of those really compare to what she wrote on her blog recently!
The 42-year-old actress told fans they should totally try this Korean spa located in El Lay — mainly because one of their famous treatments steam cleans your vajayjay!
Confused?! So are we, but we'll let Gwynnie explain it to you! She writes:
Gwyneth Paltrow may have screamed in a plane at one point, but it was probably a lot sexier!
Everyone's favorite GOOP-er admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that she's officially a member of the Mile High Club!
She definitely took the "You're now free to move about the cabin speech," a little too liberally!
However, she's not the only one to do the deed at a cruising altitude!
This is one revealing game!
Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Paul Bettany visited Ellen DeGeneres to promote their new film Mortdecai, but what they got was gotcha'd!
The costars played that ever revelatory game of Never Have I Ever and ended up giving some really great dirt on themselves!
Who's been to a nude beach? Who regrets some tattoos? Who's in the mile high club??
Find out the answers to all these questions in the HIGHlarious video (below)!
Guess nobody told her that it's January, not July!
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Gwyneth Paltrow decided to strut her stuff while in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Saturday!
And hell yeah she looked incredible in that itty bitty bikini! 42 years old? She looks like she's 24 years old!
The Goop goddess was visiting her friend Crystal Lourd who was celebrating her birthday at a beachside resort.
We hope everyone else had some fun in the sun, cause it sure looks like Gwyn did!
[Image via FameFlynetpictures.]
We wonder if he's stalling on making these introductions!
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin's relationship is still going strong apparently, but it may not yet be strong enough to handle the awkwardness that would most likely arise if Chris introduced Jen to his babies' momma.
The Coldplay singer and Gwyneth famously "uncoupled" from each other many moons ago and Chris has seemingly moved on with Jennifer in a hurry!
But even though Gwyneth has recently said she doesn't mind that the two are dating - it seems Chris Martin isn't quite ready for a meeting of these fabulous faces and minds to happen just yet!
Or at least that's what one source said
Gwyneth Paltrow loves herself a good, sloppy, bean and cheese burrito!
The actress appeared on last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live where she admits to Andy Cohen that she enjoys a variety of "low-brow indulgences" in a segment called, "I'm So Goopy."
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It turns out the Oscar winner likes to wear sweat pants, doesn't mind flying coach, and her favorite fast food restaurant is Taco Bell!
Boy, we keep loving the Goop creator even more!
The Mortdecai star also played the infamous "Plead The Fifth" where Cohen asked her the hardest drug she's ever done.
And she replied…
LOLOL! We'd listen to a whole album of these!
Gwyneth Paltrow paid a visit to Jimmy Fallon and the Tonight Show and we're SO glad she did because this is effing amazing.
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The pair decided to put a Broadway spin on Drake, Nicki Minaj, and Big Sean and it's actually pretty catchy!
Especially their spin on I Don't F*ck With You!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-MAZING and HIGHlarious video (above)!!!