We feel completely Gooped… er, we mean duped!
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced their separation in March 2014, using the highly controversial term "conscious uncoupling" to describe the process of their breakup.
However, according to the March issue of Marie Claire Australia, their fall out actually happened two years prior!
And the person who helped the 42-year-old during this difficult time was none other than her Mortdecai co-star Johnny Depp!
According to The Royal Tenenbaums actress:
Shut. It. Down.
Remember the other day when Gwyneth Paltrow was raving about the positive effects of vaginal steams on her blog, Goop?!
Apparently women are SO intrigued with this v-steam process, they're booking appointments like crazy — SERIOUSLY!
[ Related: Gwyneth Says Vagina Steams Are Totally The Next Best Thing! ]
We were able to EXCLUSIVELY catch up with Mickley Shawzin, the lead aesthetician at Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica, California and she says the phones have been ringing off the hook ever since the Oscar-winning actress posted about them!
If you're looking to book an appointment, they're unfortunately booked for the whole weekend AND — get this, after the write-up went live, the spa went from an average of 3 vaginal steams a day to 10!
Let it be known that the Goopy mistress' words are GREAT for business!
Uh, you want ladies to do WHAT?!
Gwyneth Paltrow has said some pretty outrageous things in her life, but this one has to take the cake!
In the past few weeks, you may remember the Goop founder admitting to a TON of crazy shiz on her Mortdecai press tour — like sharing she does drugs and is a part of the mile high club.
[ Photos: 19 Celebrity Mile High Club Members! ]
Well, none of those really compare to what she wrote on her blog recently!
The 42-year-old actress told fans they should totally try this Korean spa located in El Lay — mainly because one of their famous treatments steam cleans your vajayjay!
Confused?! So are we, but we'll let Gwynnie explain it to you! She writes:
Gwyneth Paltrow may have screamed in a plane at one point, but it was probably a lot sexier!
Everyone's favorite GOOP-er admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that she's officially a member of the Mile High Club!
She definitely took the "You're now free to move about the cabin speech," a little too liberally!
However, she's not the only one to do the deed at a cruising altitude!