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If you feel like you're the only one in the galaxy who never saw Star Wars, you're not alone!
But being the most recognizable franchise in the history of cinema, everyone basically knows the story, right?
That's what this girl tried to prove when her boyfriend gave her a glass of wine and asked her to recap the entire story of the original trilogy — which she has never seen!
Mark Zabala shared the 6-minute video on his Facebook, where his tipsy girlfriend tried to explain what she knew about Star Wars having never watched the films!
She had the gist down, with a few big exceptions — she thinks "Lucas" Skywalker and Princess Leia are love interests, (didn't we all at first?) confuses Harrison Ford with Richard Gere, and thinks the Stormtroopers are good guys!
She struggled with the character names, like "Chihuahua" (Chewbacca) and that "small tiny green guy" who is "obviously Buddha in another timeline."
Watch the Drunk History-esque recap (below) to her her explain the full trilogy!
We didn't see this coming in a million light years!
According to a press release, voters decided to add the 7th film in the franchise to their list, saying:
But in a new report, the franchise newbies' salaries didn't hold a lightsaber to that of the OG space explorer Han Solo, aka Harrison Ford!
According to The Daily Mail's math, the actor could make more than $34 million for his role in the seventh installment of the blockbuster series when all is said and done!
The 73-year-old's Death Star-sized paycheck is based on a $25 million upfront deal AND a 0.5% share of the film's earnings — which could cash in at another $9 million if the film surpasses
This is pretty cool!
But because the film was directed by J.J. Abrams, there was a lot of secrecy around the project — which meant a lot of surprises and cameos!
About halfway through the film,
Who knew she was such a nerd?!
Ariana Grande had one of the most iconic songs of 2014 thanks to her space-themed Break Free music video, and while we thought it was just a clever choice, it seems as though Ari may have had a lot of say in the set design.
While many Star Wars fanatics are caught debating whether Han Solo or Greedo shot first… Ariana is here to tell us that there's not even a question because the latter didn't even get a chance!
Plus, who doesn't love seeing Ari in her signature knee-high pumps while slaying some alien scum??
Ch-ch-check out Ariana as she earns her geek card (above)!!!
We can't wait another parsec! Wait, that's distance, isn't it…
As you may have heard, Star Wars: The Force Awakens already set the world record for advance tickets thanks to the $100 million it made in pre-purchase sales… but box office numbers don't always translate to critical acclaim.
So… what did the industry's top critics think of the J.J. Abrams epic??
We rounded up the words of some of the biggest reviewers. Get a taste (below)!
While dishing on his love for the sci-fi adventure, the late night host revealed Harrison Ford almost didn't return to the role of Han Solo!
Colbert went on to unveil "secret footage" of the meeting that director J.J. Abrams had with Ford to try and convince the actor to return as the legendary character.
Surprisingly, the credit didn't go to J.J. as much as it did Stephen for dropping in on the meetup and annoying the heck out of the 73-year-old actor.
Ch-ch-check out the funnyman's hard sell on Solo (below)!