
You shut your mouth when you say things like this, Melissa Etheridge!
We’re kidding! But wow did this catch us off-guard!
Angelina Jolie’s choice to undergo a preventative double mastectomy has been lauded as extremely courageous, but this singer doesn’t feel that way.
Etheridge, who beat breast cancer, said:

She. Is. A. Saint!
We’ve been inspired by Angelina Jolie’s choice to preventatively undergo a double mastectomy, and she just keeps on surprising us!
Brad Pitt revealed that his lady love was able to find out about her BRCA gene mutation thanks to tests, but not everyone has access to them. The World War Z star revealed:
Are you tired of hearing about how Henry Cavill got in shape for Man of Steel?
Good! We aren’t either!
It turns out that in addition to his hour-long morning workouts and crazy diet, Superman also worked out with the National Guard!
That's right! He trained with some of our country's finest to get shredded.
The regimen (above) looks so intense that we can actually see his muscles rippling and growing before our very eyes!
Did we mention he's SHIRTLESS?! What are you waiting for?! Click Play!
Usually when Tom Hanks makes our elbow hurt, it's from hitting our funny bone!
But this time, it's more of a sympathetic pain!
The Cast Away star shared a video on his WhoSay page of a medical procedure that looks worse than it is- we hope! He wrote:
"Fascinating medical procedure! Not for the faint of heart. Hanx"
What Tom has is olecranon bursitis, a swelling of fluid under the skin of the elbow. A swelling that has to be drained! Only Tom Hanks could wear a smile throughout such an unnerving procedure!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the nicest guy in Hollywood get the elbow treatment- sort of!

Prince Philip is made of tough stuff!
The Duke Of Edinburgh finally returned to Windsor Castle after his stint in the hospital! And it seems he is just about fully recovered already!
Not only did the Duke walk out of the clinic under his own power- he couldn't get out of there fast enough! A source close to the palace says:

Little baby Kimye is reportedly doing well, but it can be quite a scare to deliver so early!
And Kim Kardashian apparently delivered about FIVE weeks early which is pretty super duper early.
We're not sure of the exact circumstances of the delivery, but it's rumored the reality TV queen was feeling sick the night before giving birth to her baby girl.
It's possible Kim's sickness was related to some sort of complication that caused her to go into labor so soon!
We're happy that, if there was a complication, all is now well with both baby and momma.
We guess baby Kimye just couldn't wait any longer to meet the world, and what better timing than right before Father's Day!
Kanye West has to be having the best weekend ever!
[Image via WENN.]

If you’re in the market for a set of balls, we’ve got some for you!
A Colombian man is selling his testicles for either $20,000 or $200,000 (there are mixed reports) to fund his trip to Europe.
The poet Raffael Medina Brochero is headed overseas to present himself Poetry for Peace in Colombia, but is nervous that he’ll run out of money.