That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
In Touch said they were blurring the other names on this starlet's sex list because the men had families and kids…
But it looks like they just wanted to release Lindsay Lohan's alleged A-list sexual conquests gradually!
Orlando Bloom, Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe and Benicio Del Toro have all been named as former seXXXual flames of the Mean Girls actress in a list that was apparently created at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.
A source close to the mag revealed Lindz loved to be on the prowl, and had a very specific type:
If this reported hookup list is real, Lindsay Lohan might've banged some of the hottest men in showbiz…ow owww!
Sources have revealed that the 27-year-old Mean Girls actress created the list during a heavy night of cocktail drinking at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.
The onlookers, who say they watched Lindz drum up the document, said:
Well, if Busy Philipps' mind is your idea of heaven, then YES!
According to sources super close to the situation - though likely not close to The Situation if you catch our drift - Busy is trying like the dickens to get the Brokeback Mountain co-stars to date each either!!
We know Jake has had a slew of super seXXXy short term relationships - including one that reportedly involved deflowering a country music starlet - but could Michelle be the one for him?
More importantly, could he be a good stepfather to the her and Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda?
Well, the source confessed:
Hmmm looks like our suspicions of a new couple around town are proving to be true!!
Michelle Williams is still spending all sorts of time with her artistic new man, Dustin Yellin. We weren’t sure if this was just a rebound or a serious thing after Michelle's split with Jason Segel, but it’s looking to be pretty serious!
They were previously spotted holding hands at the Met Gala and hanging out together at the Red Hook studio, but they were just recently spotted attending a kid’s bday party as a pair with Michelle & Heath Ledger’s daughter, Matilda Ledger!!
Dustin was also caught spending some alone time with Matilda as he took her home from school one day. (below)
Looks like these three make a happy little trio!!
The acclaimed Oz the Great and Powerful actress has been romantically linked to the likes of Spike Jonze, and Jason Segel, and now she has reportedly found a WHOLE NEW kind of hipster to love up on in artist Dustin Yellin.
The rumored couple were photographed holding hands after the Met Gala and then they were seen hanging at the Red Hook studio for the opening of Ernesto Caivano: Settlements
An eyewitness spilled:
OMG! Heath Ledger is blowing our minds all over again!
Apparently the Dark Knight star kept a "Joker Diary" to prepare for his Oscar-winning performance!
If Heath's old dirty jeans sold for $20k, just imagine how much this piece of film history is worth!
In this Too Young To Die documentary footage, Heath's father Kim Ledger offers us a look inside the diary, and inside his late son's head! At one point, he says:
Lindsay Lohan may be safely "ensconced in the bosom" of the Betty Ford Center, where she'll (hopefully) be serving the remainder of her 90 day, court-ordered rehab sentence in lieu of jail for her latest probation violation with little to no drama, but that doesn't mean gurlfriend isn't still finding ways to make it into the news!
And believe us, this one is a DOOZY!
Last month, the actress sat down for an INTENSELY in-depth, no-holds-barred interview with Piers Morgan about her bad reputation, drug use, countless legal and personal problems, her, ahem, 'strained' relationship with father Michael Lohan, and even her time with Samantha Ronson!
Seriously! No stone goes left un-turned!
And even if we have a hard time believing that she's only done cocaine "four or five times," and shake our head sadly when she STILL maintains that she doesn't belong in rehab, can stop drinking whenever she wants, and would rather repent by working with children in other countries, we're glad to at least see that she's attempting to reflect on her life choices and went into this latest program with a positive attitude!
But don't take our word for it!