And we have another victim!
Honestly, we're so confused about why this photo hacker hasn't been stopped yet!
And it's starting to seem like no one in Hollywood is safe!
Such a sad thing to keep happening.
What shorts are shorter than Daisy Dukes?
Well, we’re not sure if they have a name, but we’re going to call them the Ava Samboras!
Heather Locklear’s daughter had the look of love in her eye on Wednesday as she walked around the Calabasas Commons holding her beau’s hand.
The smiley 15-year-old was wearing shorts that most parents would never allow their child to wear, but who knows, maybe she’s trying to get a modeling gig or something.
Being the child of famous people doesn’t mean you can’t get “discovered” too!
We do wish Ava would drop the hems just a tiny bit in the back so her booty wasn’t showing though.
Clothes aside, we're glad she’s taking the time to enjoy her summer break.
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
It's nature's BB cream!
Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?
And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.
A lady never reveals her secrets!
Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!
Oh, poor guy!!!
Why did no one tell him???
Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.
Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!
We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!
At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Do you like SCARY MOVIES?!?!?!
Thursday night some of our FAVE stars — Lilo, The Sheen, Heather Locklear, Ashley Tisdale, Mike Tyson, Jerry O'Connell — were out at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5, and PerezHilton.com has EXCLUSIVE footage of the frighteningly HIGHlarious event!
Watch as The Tis, Jerry, Terry Crews, and SO many more chat about the film AND divulge which movies freak them out (above)!
Oh, and you KNOW Mr. O'Connell talks 50 Shades of Grey… who knew he was such a fan of the KINK!
Ch-ch-check out TONS of snaps from the Scary Movie 5 premiere (below)!