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Heather Locklear's Semen-ly Cheap Beauty Secret Revealed!

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It's nature's BB cream!

During her appearance on Chelsea Lately, Heather Locklear joked that one of her best-kept beauty secrets is none other than semen!

Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?

And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.

A lady never reveals her secrets!

Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!

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Heather Locklear Steps Out With A Mystery Man AND His Wardrobe Malfunction!

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Oh, poor guy!!!

Why did no one tell him???

Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.

Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!

We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!

What meanies!

At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen & More TERRORIZE The Scary Movie 5 Red Carpet, WATCH Our EXCLUSIVE Footage HERE!

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Do you like SCARY MOVIES?!?!?!

Well WE certainly do, and what's scarier than watching Lindsay Lohan getting groped by Charlie Sheen?! LOLz!

Thursday night some of our FAVE stars — Lilo, The Sheen, Heather Locklear, Ashley Tisdale, Mike Tyson, Jerry O'Connell — were out at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5, and PerezHilton.com has EXCLUSIVE footage of the frighteningly HIGHlarious event!

Watch as The Tis, Jerry, Terry Crews, and SO many more chat about the film AND divulge which movies freak them out (above)!

Oh, and you KNOW Mr. O'Connell talks 50 Shades of Grey… who knew he was such a fan of the KINK!

LOLzz!

Ch-ch-check out TONS of snaps from the Scary Movie 5 premiere (below)!

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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen & Ashley Tisdale Spoof Off In Scary Movie 5 Trailer! Watch HERE!

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Oh look!

It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!

Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!

She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!

But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.

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Revenge Casting: Iconic Actress Will Play Nolan's Momma

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Congrats Nolan!

You are the next Revenge character to get a visit from your long lost moumzie.

Gabriel Mann, the dude who plays the Emily's creepy blonde pal, spills someone super-dooper ah-mazing is up for the part as Nolan's nutty mother.

The loose-lipped actor gushed:

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Alicia Silverstone Becomes A 'Materialistic, Annoying Little Bitch' In EW's Reunion Issue!

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Behind FIERCE and nougat, our most cherished word in the English language is reunion!

Imagine our excitement when Entertainment Weekly's reunion special was announced!

Melrose Place! Arrested Development! Clueless!

How'd you know they were our favorites, EW?! Get out of our heads!

Clueless star Alicia Silverstone admits she was initially hesitant to play Cher. After reading the script, she confessed:

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