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She's in the clear!

Law enforcement officials are reportedly not planning on filing hit-and-run charges against Heather Locklear!

We reported yesterday that the actress allegedly drove her BMW into a No Parking sign at 4am on Saturday night and then fled the scene of the accident.

Sources claim that there's "nothing approaching proof beyond a resonable doubt" that it was even her that was behind the wheel, and even if there were, she could rely on something called the "Ghostbusters" defense to keep her in the clear. Apparently, this means that there wasn't really anyone she could have called or notified at 4am about a broken street sign.

We suppose that's true, but she should be grateful she didn't bust her or her car up so badly that she wouldn't be able to drive away!

You're in luck this time, bb, but we suggest you stay off the road! No good seems to come from it!

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Last weekend, Heather Locklear was arrested for plowing into a "no parking" sign in Westlake, CA and then running for her freedom. As she is still on probation from a previous reckless driving misdemeanor charge from 2008, if she is found guilty of the mowing over the sign, she can get up to 90 days in jail for breaking her probation!

Yikes!

But first, they have to conclude beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was her who did it. Then, if they do, she gets to sit in the slammer for three months.

Here's hoping you had the sense to keep your car on the road, Heather! (We doubt that you did!)

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Heather Locklear, GET IT TOGETHER!

The Melrose Place actress was apparently ARRESTED on Saturday night around 4am after the mess drove her BMW onto a curb and over a No Parking sign in Westlake Village, CA!

Girlfriend then tried to flee the scene!

Authorities somehow linked her to everything, and upon arrival at her house saw that her vehicle's damage matched that of the accident! Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor, cited, and then released.

What the eff are she doing up driving around that late at night?? She's lucky it was a parking sign and not a person! GEESH!

We know that having your only bit of relevancy on the chopping block for cancellation must suck, but c'mon!

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Here comes the denial!

After reports circulated yesterday that Heather Locklear and boyfriend Jack Wagner had broken up, the actress' spokesperson claims the pair "have not split."

Well that's good!

It would be a brutal if she lost her her man just as her shiteous new Melrose Place series is about to get cancelled!

Not even our beloved Amanda Woodward can save that mess!

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Sad!

Heather Locklear is rumored to have called it quits with boyfriend and former Melrose Place co-star Jack Wagner, realizing the relationship was taking away time with her daughter Ava.

An insider reveals:

"Heather felt like she had been spending so much time with Jack, that it was affecting her child. Ava is at that point where she'll soon be a teenager, and she needs her mom more than ever, especially since she's trying to become an actress and a model. So Heather told Jack she wants space."

It's good that she's putting her kid first, but we wonder if there were other factors involved.

Couldn't she have just scaled back her time with Jack a bit instead of calling the whole thing off?

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AMAZING!

Watch the video (above) as the original cast of Melrose Place reunites!! Too bad you have to watch that shiteous CW show to see all the dramaz!

They needed something to save that!

It was only a matter of time!

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have both been interviewing divorce lawyers.

It's rumored that Sandra has been in touch with several big shot lawyers and it seems Lance Spiegel, who handled divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson, might be the man for the job.

And Jesse's reps have been contacting lawyers as well, but only as a hypothetical. He will not be initiating the proceedings, but he is asking attorneys whether "they'd be interested in taking the case" if Sandra files.

Too bad he had to be such an idiot!

Sad.

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Ugh.

This honestly makes us just want the old version back on soooo bad.

The basically EFFED reboot of Melrose Place is gathering familiar faces from the original series for one last hurrah before the CW cancels this mess faster than they evicted ASSlee Simpson!!

The March 30th episode reunites Amanda Woodward with other mid-90s favorites Jo Reynolds, Michael Mancini, and Jane Andrews!!

If it weren't such a sad reminder to how much better the original was, we'd BE LOVING IT!!

In case anyone is still interested - which we DOUBT - here's some dirt on why the gang is all back together! SPOILERS!

Thomas Calabro, who plays Michael, says:

"We have a bit of a reunion episode coming up. There are a couple of old characters in a scene in the show. It involves at least two girls I slept with and one I didn't…Actually there's a thread between me and one of those characters that goes through the entire show. It's not just a scene."

And a source at the show said:

"Michael Mancini is there threatening to out Lauren (Stephanie Jacobsen), Jane is there to find out why Amanda hasn't fired Ella (Katie Cassidy) yet and Jo has found out Amanda is up to no good again and confronts her. But they do have fun reuniting and Michael realizes he may have made a mistake letting Jane go."

UGH. That ALMOST makes us want to watch it now. Which is probably why the producers smartly brought everyone back - they must be DESPERATE to keep it on the air.

Unfortunately, we think that the only bitches worth watching are Heather Locklear and the FIERCE Katie Cassidy, but even they can't make up for the rest of the show's BOOOOORING stories.

What do U think?? Do U think Melrose Place is worth saving??