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Shocker.

Heather Mills' former nanny has filed a lawsuit against her on the grounds of sex discrimination and unfair dismissal!

Sara Trumble was apparently hired in 2004 to watch over Mills' daughter Beatrice, but when she had a daughter of her own, Mucca demoted her to a full-time house keeper because she requested maternity leave - and ANNOUNCED HER DISMISSAL to her in front of the entire staff!

Trumble also claims Mills ordered her to tell film crews about "how wonderful she was!"

HA!

Mucca is expected to testify her side tomorrow - we're sure it's going to bring all kinds of bitchy!

What do U think?? Team Nanny or Team Mucca???

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Heather Mills is conducting a cooking demonstration outside of a shopping center in Brighton, England, because ________________.

Hack!

Heather Mills has apparently done the impossible and used up the entire $50 million she was awarded in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney!!

WTF?? It's been TWO YEARS - how can someone possibly blow through that much money?

According to Mucca, it's her sincere efforts as a humanitarian that cost her the cash.

"Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security. I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."

Yeah, we're sure, Mucca. You are the most thoughtful, selfless, gold-digging whore to grace the Earth.

How is she going to get her fortune back??

We can't wait to see what reality show she embarrasses herself on next!! Or maybe she'll just go back to her first trick and leech on to some old money bags!!!

Happy hunting, you worthless bag of skank!!

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We spoke too soon.

Heather Mills, who is going bankrupt, is currently whoring herself out competing on the UK reality show Dancing on Ice, and has had to glue her prosthetic leg in place in order to perform properly!

Says Mucca,

"I had to adjust my leg because it keeps slipping out but (my physiotherapist) Sharon's been brilliant and glued it in. When you sweat the glue starts to move. I'm glued in now otherwise I wouldn't be able to skate. We're going to get a new socket made."

WTF??? How the hell is she allowed to wear ice skates if there's a possibility her limb could go flying into someone's face?

Maybe her physiotherapist should glue her mouth shut while she's at it!!!

Who knows, though, maybe she'll do the world a favor and impale herself with an ice skate!

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And you madam need to hold tight to every penny you've got.

In an attempt to seem selfless and giving, Heather Mills showed up on Larry King this week to promote her charity, Physicians For Peace. Currently, the organization is attempting to find donated prosthetic limbs to send to injured people in Haiti. While this is a noble cause indeed, Heather had to go and ruin it with her big mouth and her constant need to ramble on and on.

But what we found interesting was shortly after this interview, sources discovered that not only has one of her charities folded, but Heather Mills herself is halfway to bankruptcy!

The first major charity she ever lent her image to, No More Landmines, folded eight months ago, seemingly from lack of funds. At one point, heather admitted that perhaps it was her own public image that made the charity suffer, so she tried to dissociate herself from the group. And by tried, we mean she kept a link on her website and still talked about it all the time.

But beyond that, sources are saying that Heather has spent almost half of the money she received from former hubby Sir Paul McCartney in their divorce settlement.

Didn't take very long did it, Mucca? Time for yet another competitive reality show, huh?

We say get on the Biggest Loser, but you are the wrong kind of loser.

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At the Golden Globes on Sunday, host Ricky Gervais made a joke referencing Sir Paul McCartney's messy divorce from Heather Mills.

"We were on the same plane to get here. I was in first and he was behind me in coach," said Gervias. "Well, he spent a lot of money last year."

Although he was a little nervous about it, Ricky was relieved when Macca said he loved the joke!

"I was worried about the Paul McCartney line but then he came backstage and hugged me and said he loved it, so that was OK," divulged the funnyman. "Never p*** off a Beatle - rule 1."

Amen.

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Cause the idiot crashed her car!

Heather Mills must have some shiteous karma because on her 42nd birthday on Tuesday, she crashed her Lexus SUV into a pole.

After rehearsals for Dancing on Ice, she got in her car and charged straight into it while at North London's Alexandra Palace ice rink, which resulted in smashing the front of her car.

"Heather came out of the ice rink carrying her skating leg and jumped in the car," said an onlooker. "She must have forgotten that she was parked in front of a post and just charged straight into it. She was pretty shocked as it was quite a bump."

Ha!

"She got out of the car and saw the damage she'd done and was livid," he continued. "It was her birthday, so no doubt that made her extra angry. She drove off looking really embarrassed, which is fair enough given how embarrassing the accident was."

Get over it! As Mucca knows, WAY worse things can happen!

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This coming from a Dancing On Ice contestant!

Heather Mills is bashing the UK's Celebrity Big Brother saying:

"I'd rather scrub the streets with a toothbrush than do Celebrity Big Brother. No disrespect to those people doing it. It's people watching people just sit there and do nothing. It's not inspiring.

"This [Dancing On Ice] is challenging, this is overcoming adversity. I have a forum of 6,000 amputees who look to me to try new things."

Mills has already fractured several ribs while training for Dancing On Ice as well as suffering from sprains. How inspirational.

Mucca, you're an inspiration to NO ONE except for the future gold diggers of the world!

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