It's disgusting that people still use this kind of language!
Heidi Montag News Archive
Here's what Heidi and Jason have written so far:
Heidi's Romance Novel, Chapter 1: @biggsjason sits seductively on a tiger skin rug, wearing nothing but a yarmulke..
Heidi's Romance Novel, Ch.2: Heidi n Jason walk on beach @ sunset singing songs from Supernatural 2 each other. Gently. Softly.
#HMRomNovel Ch3: Heidi & @biggsjason jet off to a chalet in the Alps to recover the stolen microchip from the KGB.
#HMRomNovel Ch4: @heidimontag n I in Elizabethan England, 2 star crossed lovers from feuding families who speak 2 each other only in sonnets
#HMRomNovel ch5: @biggsjason courts Heidi against the backdrop of the burning of Civil War Atlanta. He doesn't even give a damn.
#HMRomNovel Ch6: Jason's faithful palomino, Bianco, accidentally kicks @heidimontag n Jason rushes 2 her aid, a true knight in shining armor
This is HIGHlariously wonderful! We want more!!!
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We knew Heidi wouldn't take this lying down.
After Bravo's Andy Cohen made comments on the Thursday night episode of his show Watch What Happens Live that he'd rather "stab knives into my own eyes" than have Heidi Montag join The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Heidi has spoken out about how hurt she was by his comments.
"Andy's tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary. I was simply being playful. I'm well aware I'm not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise and I don't appreciate being bullied."
Oh Heidi! Andy was just joking too! Everyone can play nice now.
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Even though deep down we were truly hoping for the rumors to be true, this is probably for the best!
In fact, he used much more colorful words to express how he feels. He told viewers on Thursday night's show of Watch What Happens Live:
"Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here…That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.
But good news, Heidi, you're on my show tonight because you're the Jackhole of the Week."
OUCH!! Way harsh, Andy!
But also, completely HIGHlarious!
We guess that means they'll have to find another botoxed blonde with huge boobs! We're sure that won't be too hard to find in Beverly Hills.
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Unfortunately, we think that this might have been a case of 'too little, too late!'
Although Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have pretty much put a stop to all of their earlier famewhoring antics, it apparently wasn't enough for the former The Hills star to get an invitation to the NYC premiere of her first movie, Just Go With It - and all because of Jennifer Aniston!
"I'm so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I've ever been in and I can't walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was 'too polarizing.' I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening."
However, a rep for the actress countered:
"This is absolutely false. Jennifer has nothing to do with who was or was not invited."
We definitely agree that this must be the pits, but unfortunately for Heidi, she's made a career out of sucking up as much of the limelight as she can, and that's not exactly conducive with being a team player and allowing promotion to go to the movie!
Chin up, bb!
You and Spencer have definitely made a positive change and if you continue down this path, we think that you'll eventually be taken seriously!
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We KNEW that they couldn't stay away from the cameras for that long!
Granted, this is TOO good, so we can't say we blame them!
With the news that Camille Grammer and Kim Richards may not be returning for the second season of the mega-successful Bravo series Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, there have been quite a few potential names being thrown around as replacements - most recently including Courtney Hanson and Jeanie Buss - but this certainly takes the botoxed cake!
Her husband, Spencer Pratt, explains:
“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us.”
Well, she might not be the same age as the rest of the ladies, but she certainly has just as much - actually, most likely more - plastic surgery as them, so she'll fit right in!
We know that we'll regret saying this, but good lord, please let them join this show. Just think about all of the crazy that will come with them! Ratings GOLD!
What do U think?? Should Heidi become one of the Real Housewives??
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Oh, these two! Is it bad that we sort of find this charming?!
Spencer Pratt has made no secret of his dream to join the FBI, but it sounds as though he's actually doing everything in his power to actually achieve it - because he's announced that he's given up reality television, and has re-enrolled at USC to finish his college degree!
"I want to be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence. What really made me decide to do it, was those ads that pop up every time you sign onto the computer that say, 'Do you want to work for the FBI, all you need is a college degree.' I was like, I don't have that. I came so close to getting my degree, that I can't believe I didn't finish. It's going to be really weird to be at school again. I know it will be hard to blend in. Just going to the college store with Heidi (Montag) to get my books for summer school was a challenge. I am ready to get my degree, I've given up reality TV, and I would love to be an FBI agent. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to work for the government, so I've wanted to be an FBI agent for like 20 years, it's an honorable job. Heidi is going to come to all my classes with me because she doesn't want any funny business. I was diagnosed with ADHD, and if I sign up early, I can take tests separately and be given more time. But in class, Heidi will take my notes for me because of my ADHD. I am finishing my two General Education science classes and Spanish and a writing class and I'll get my degree. We are so excited to learn Spanish together so I can speak to the chef at my favorite restaurant."
Ha! Well, it certainly sounds as though you're on your way, bb!
But doesn't Heidi want to get her own degree, too? Seems like a lot of class time and hard work - and with nothing to show for it at the end of the day!
Either way - we're just glad you two have found interests beyond
seeking publicity The Hills!
Keep up the good work!
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She's been lying low lately, but Heidi Montag is back and still trying to do the music thing!
Check out the world premiere of the former Hills star's Heartbeat, above.