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Russell Crowe's Hilarious Koala Chlamydia Clapback Is So Good It Makes John Oliver Quit Last Week Tonight! WATCH!

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John Oliver had some fun at Russell Crowe's expense a few weeks ago when Last Week Tonight purchased his jock strap and more from his post-divorce auction.

Well, you mess with the star of The Nice Guys, you get… a charitable donation in your name. A very twisted one!

Ch-ch-check out the clapback so good (and featuring so many Irwins!) it made Oliver quit the entire show (above)!

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Smash Mouth Has A Perfect Response To DJ Khaled's Oral Sex Comments!

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Somebody once told them they weren't the sharpest tool in the shed…

But Smash Mouth have their heads on straighter than DJ Khaled! When it comes to straight head anyway.

Related: Brielle Biermann Is Looking For A Man Who Eats Ass!

In case you missed it, a 2015 interview surfaced on Friday in which the hitmaker said he "just can't" give oral sex to his wife, though he expects it himself because he's "the king."

Well, the All Star band don't agree with that sentiment at all! They tweeted:

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Brielle Biermann Is Looking For A Man Who Eats Ass!

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Please send resumes and cover letters to Brielle Biermann!

Ever since splitting from boyfriend Michael Kopech in March, Kim Zolciak's daughter is looking for a new man, and has one very specific requirement!

Related: Brielle Biermann Seemingly Reignites #Roachgate Feud!

On Thursday, the Don't Be Tardy star posted the following photo on Instagram where she says she is searching for a partner who likes to eat the booty like groceries!

The 21-year-old jokingly wrote:

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Twitter Reacts After DJ Khaled Says He Doesn't Go Down On His Wife But Expects Oral Sex From Her — There Are 'Different Rules For Men'

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DJ Khaled and Nicole Tuck

Oh hell no.

In a newly-resurfaced interview with The Breakfast Club from 2015, DJ Khaled says that his wife Nicole Tuck should give him oral sex even though he NEVER goes down on her. Boyyy!

In the clip, the 42-year-old described the "different rules for men" and how he is a "king":

"I believe the woman should praise the man, the king … It's different rules for men. We the king. There's some things that y'all don't want to do but got to get done. I just can't do what you want me to do. I just can't."

Imagine having to hear "WE THE BEST!" every second of every day AND not be getting any. Nicole, we stand with you.

Related: Paris Hilton Opens Up About Her Social Media Empire

Watch the viral clip (below)!

Now that it's popped back up on the web, people can't stop talking about it! Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious responses (below)!!

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