Archive for the 'Hillary Clinton' Category

And to stay the heck away from Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Ellen's studio and friends!

Karen Grace Sjoden has been sentenced to three years probation, along with the strict order to stay away from “both Mrs. DeGeneres” after pleading no contest to charges of misdemeanor trespassing in court Monday.

The woman is barred from any contact electronically or physically, must remain at least 100 yards away and just to clarify, the judge explained:

"You can't email them, have a friend contact them and you can't have third party contact with them."

Sjoden was arrested and charged with misdemeanor trespassing after being discovered on Ellen and Portia’s property on February 10.

Scary!!!

We're so happy that this matter got taken care of because this woman sounds dangerously cray cray!

Her ex-husband and daughter described her as a "delusional conspiracy theorist" who had an unhealthy obsession with Hilary Clinton. While she was being arrested, authorities found a letter referencing Clinton, Dolph Lundgren, Warren Buffet, telepathy, and aliens.

Sound crazy? It should because according to her ex-husband she actually IS suffering from a mental illness, explaining:

"The diagnosis has been some time ago… she was accusing me of all sorts of things that I knew never happened and I knew it would never get any better."

During her initial court appearance after her arrest she told the judge was working as a private investigator for a company called Blue Moon and she was monitoring traffic to and from Ellen’s mansion.

Blue Moon, a company based in Texas, denies she has ever worked for them.

Wow! This woman needs some serious help!

We sincerely hope this woman obeys the judges orders and stays clear of Ellen and Portia!

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Spirit of Former President Gerald Ford….are you with us?

Tuesday night, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton boarded Air Force One to head back to the homeland after visiting Yemen.

She took the stairs up to the jet with grace and ease, but when she climbed into the plane itself… Hillary went BOOM!

Check out the video (above) to see her take a tumble.

Thankfully, the State Department says Clinton was not injured in the fall. Of course she isn't! She's made of tougher stock than that!

This is very disappointing.

Despite Bill Clinton changing his stance in 2009 and becoming a gay-marriage supporter, his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton doesn't seem to share his viewpoint!

When the former President recently explained that he has many gay friends in committed relationships and had previously "just been hung up the word," Hillary asserted:

“Well, I share his experience because we obviously share a lot of the same friends, but I have not changed my position."

However, she does say:

“I just really have a strong negative reaction to prejudice, discrimination, hatred, violence — anything that tries to delegitimize or marginalize any of our fellow human beings."

Well, sorry to break it to you, bb, but by denying homosexuals the same right as EVERYONE else, you ARE marginalizing your fellow human beings!

Such a shame that you can't even realize how little your argument makes sense.

So sad.

Thoughts??

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Where is the President's message???

Still waiting for that!

In the meantime….

Check out this very inspiring "It Gets Better message from the Secretary Of State (above).

Hillary 2012!

President Barack Obama told the ladies of The View that he will not be attending the upcoming nuptials of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.

He explains:

"I was not invited to the wedding because I think Hillary and Bill, properly, want to keep this thing for Chelsea and her soon-to-be husband. You don't want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, guests going through [metal detectors], all the gifts being torn apart."

Ha!

He's a good sport!

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Girlfriend is going to have a gorgeous wedding!

Chelsea Clinton's upcoming nuptials to investment banker Marc Mezvinsky are estimated to be costing the Clintons anywhere from $3 million to $5 million! That means at the low end with 500 guests, it'll cost about $6,000 a head!

But Bill and Hill can afford it seeing as how they earned $109 million between 2000 and 2007.

Sounds like one fabulous party — enjoy, Chels!

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Poor Bill. Even his daughter nags him about his weight.

The already slimmed down Bill Clinton has been told by daughter Chelsea that he needs to lose "about 15 pounds" before her summer wedding. The former president said that Chelsea told him that he's "gotta look good" and he's about "halfway home" to his goal.

Seems like the proud papa is already having a hard time having to give his only daughter away, saying:

"I told her when she was a little girl that it would suit me if she didn’t move out until she was 25 and didn’t get married until she was 35."

Luckily, he's a fan of Chelsea's fiance Marc Mezvinsky:

"I really like my future son-in-law a lot and I admire him a great deal," he says. "He's a fine human being so Hillary and I are delighted."

We hope they have a long, happy marriage!

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We can't wait!

Tina Fey will be hosting Saturday Night Live in April, likely to promote her upcoming film with Steve Carell Date Night.

So will she be reprising her impression of our favorite gun-toting, lipstick-wearing Republican Sarah Palin? Tina says:

"It's inevitable that we'll try it, at least. We'll see if it makes it to air."

How could it NOT? Tina as Sarah was ratings gold for SNL! Bring back Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton while you're at it!

Will U be tuning in?

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