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Kim Performs Tardy For The Party!

Oh, honey…NO!

Kim Zolciak performed her single, guilty pleasure Tardy For the Party, on the Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion show and it is as HOrrendous as you would imagine!

Watch the video above for a preview and some LOLs! It's like watching your mom get drunk!

We LOVE the reactions of the other housewives!

Kim can't even lipsynch well!

Pretend the microphone is a lingam and keep it close to your lips!!!!

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Meltdown! Lily Allen Breaks Up With Her Audience

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Warning: We have an epic HOT MESS on the loose!

Lily Allen was the very definition of a trainwreck as she cried her way through her performances in Helsinki, Finland last night!

Lily had apparently fallen the night before, from being in a drunken stupor seriously injuring her back. But even though she was in great amounts of pain, she still went on stage to cry perform for her fans.

At least she didn't cancel!

As she took the stage, she forewarned her audience for what they were in for: "I feel a bit emotional tonight and if I cry it's not because of you but because of me."

Ah, the old "it's not you, it's me" line. Be prepared to never seen her perform in Helsinki again, Finnish fans! Actually, that might not be such a bad deal for you guys, considering the show you got.

Feel better, bb, but quit the dramatics. Quite frankly, no one cares!

[Image via WENN.]

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Even Sooner Than Expected! Peaches Geldof To Start Divorce Proceedings

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Celebuspawn Peaches Geldof told us that divorce was in her future, but we didn't expect it to happen so quickly!

The UK's News of the World reports that 'drug user' Peaches will return to England this coming week to meet with her lawyers about divorce proceedings.

After only three months of marriage she reportedly told her friends, “It’s OVER. I just don’t FANCY him any more.”

Loves the spoiled, childish reasoning!

The tabloid recounts that the first cracks in Max and Peaches’ love affair were on display at their last public appearance together.

Last month, Peaches "launched a tirade against her hubby on stage at his band’s gig in New York" and upset the Chester French musician so badly that he ran off to the side and cried on his mommy's shoulder.

Ha!

The insider revealed, “Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

Max hoped Peaches would give things another try, but Peaches has 'used' him for what she needed and can't be bothered with him anymore.

Recall y'all that Peaches hooked up with Max just after her alleged overdose. Says the tab's snitch, “Her drug use had been exposed in public and she wanted a new life. She saw Max and New York as her way to escape.”

And how does her rock and roll dad, Bob Geldof, feel about Peaches' latest thing? Says the 'friend', "Her father is relieved that she is not unhappy in a relationship anymore, but is still very concerned about her alarming (erratic) behaviour.”

Don't worry, Max!

You're better off without that trashtastic celeburat!

Karma will catch up with Peaches one of these days!

[Images via WENN.]

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$85 Billion Bailout

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Our tax dollars 'hard at work'!

The government has agreed to bail out the 'world's largest insurer' - AIG - for $85 billion.

We don't get it!

AIG paid almost a billion dollars to have their name on the jersey of English soccer giants Manchester United a few years ago.

Then the company goes on to make more shitty business decisions AND then they get 85 BILLION as a hand out from Uncle Sam?

Will the U.S. tax payers get the profits of AIG since we're bailing them out?

Life is so unfair for the regular guy!

This was probably for the best, though. Right?????

[Image via WENN.]

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The Slut's Begging for Mercy

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You'll burn when you play with fire!

The News of the World reports that a desperate Sluttyienna Miller is begging cheating scum Balthazar Getty to save her Hollywood career by getting his estranged wife to clear her of marriage-wrecking.

The audacity!

Besides, WHAT career????

Slutty's performances don't seem to grab headlines. But who she's effing around with always seems to!

An insider told the tabloid, "It’s nonsense that the marriage was already over. When Balthazar went away in May, Rosetta thought it was to see his sick mom in Germany. But she now knows that it was to cavort with Sienna in Prague.”

It was also revealed that Slutty and Balthazar were first introduced while she was still with Rhys Ifans but rumoured to be romancing Getty's TV co-star Matthew Rhys.

Crazy! Slutty takes slutting around to the highest degree!

[Image via WENN.]

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We forget why she's famous, but we love this trainwreck! The future rehab patient hosted a party at Prive in Miami Beach on Saturday night.

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The best thing about Aubrey O'Day is ________.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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