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Amy Winehouse Continues To Grace London With Her clASS!

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What a stunning and dignified portrait of pure elegance!

That Wino is truly one of a kind, is she not??

The trainwreck singer whatever the fuck she is these days was snapped in this very ladylike and demure position on the side of a bar last night in Londontown, and we couldn't even believe our eyes!

This kind of beauty doesn't come along every day, you know!

This is one photo that will stay in our toilet hearts for quite some time.

Keep being beautiful, bb. And sober.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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FAIL!!!

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Does this hot tranny mess ever look in a mirror!?

Jordan and her massive boobs launched her collection of Katie Price iPods on Friday wearing THAT.

We're surprised the British Kardashian could breathe in that silver sausage casing of an outfit because it looks like it's ready to bust at any minute.

We'll save our comments on her iPod tiara and earrings, the ridiculousness speaks for itself.

[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]

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Wino's A Hot Mess Again!

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And her boyfriend doesn't look amused!

Amy Winehouse was snapped looking worse for wear with her boyfriend Reg Traviss, attending the opening of Shaka Zulu bar in London last night.

Cover up, Wino!

And check out her fake tittay in action after the jump!

[Image via WENN.]

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Foxy Brown Is (Still) A Hot Mess

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What was she thinking?!

Recently arrested Foxy Brown was performing at BB King's Blues Club and Grill in NYC and girlfriend looked like a massive trainwreck!

Cover that shiz up already!

[Image via WENN.]

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Amy Winehouse Claims Her Album Will Be Done "In Six Months!"

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Ah! It speaks!

We've all been seeing a lot of Amy Winehouse lately - mostly stumbling around half-coherent and doing the term 'hot mess' proud - but the trainwreck/singer recently peeled herself off of a sidewalk in Camden to protest Mark Ronson's recent claims that her much-anticipated third album wouldn't be out for a while!

The Wino slurred:

"The album will be six months at the most. It's going to be very much the same as my second album, where there's a lot of jukebox stuff… I just can't wait to have some new songs [to perform] on stage."

She also went on to lie about explain why her last live performance of the tune Valerie sucked so hard!

"Mark and I recorded two versions of Valerie. We released the one that came out like the Supremes but I play the other version with my band. When I got there I completely forgot it was his version we were singing so I was probably a bit out of sync."

We think that's a perfectly reasonable explanation!

That or, you know, the two bottles of tequila you inhaled prior to the performance!

Either/or, really!

What do U think?? Do U believe The Wino will be done with her new album in six months??

[Image via WENN.]

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Lindsanity Gets That Crazy Waitress Fired

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That waitress must be an effing idiot!

There she went, losing her cool and punching Lindsanity. She should have just waited until the LaLohan was good and fucked up, she probably would have fallen flat on her face all by herself!

Sources are claiming that the managers at Voyeur are meeting today, and are allegedly all in agreement that the fist-happy, jealous ex-psycho waitress is getting her ass kicked to the curb!

And apparently Lindsay wasn't even flirting up douchey Doug Reindhart. Turns out the dumbass waitress got all crazed after spotting Lindsanity with rugby player Danny Cipriani!

Tisk, tisk, girl! You should have known better!

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Jack Bauer Gets Drunk And Takes Off His Shirt Again!

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Just another day in the whiskey-infused life of Kiefer Sutherland!

The actor was apparently spotted at the Bowery Hotel in NYC getting his drunk on in a big way!

According to a source:

“Kiefer got so drunk, he took off his shirt and tried to take the pictures off the wall at the bar. He eventually calmed down and was not asked to leave the hotel.”

Boy, get it together!

Or if not, Celebrity Rehab is probably still taking applicants! Now that 24 is canned, it's not like you're working!

Thoughts??

[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]

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