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Chavez Pisses His Country's Money Away

| Filed under: LatinoliciousPolitikHugo Chavez

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From Sean Penn and Naomi Campbell to Kevin Spacey and, now, Danny Glover.

Hugo Chavez is the ultimate starfucker!

The Venezuelan Comisión de Finanzas de la Asamblea Nacional has just approved an extra $9 million to Danny Glover and his production company, Louverture Films.

The Finance Commission had already approved about $18 million last year for the project!!!!!!!

The money is being spent to create a film about the life of the Hatian pro-independence leader, François Dominique Toussaint Louverture.

Toussaint Louverture was a freed African-American slave, who led thousands of slaves in campaigns against the foreign troops, before he was betrayed and exiled. He passed away in 1803, shortly before his followers were able to establish Haiti's independence.

Chavez is hoping that this film will help to improve his public opinion and appeal by showing a movement against Western oppression.

That's great and all, but….

$27 million!!!!!!!

How many hungry Venezuelans could that feed???????

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Banned!

| Filed under: TV NewsHugo Chavez

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At least they are in Venezuela!

Dictator President Hugo Chavez has ordered that The Simpsons TV show be removed from all broadcasting in Venezuela.

Why?????

The animated program was deemed "unsuitable for children."

Apparently, the show was on the verge of breaching the "Law of Social Responsibility in Radio and Television."

The National Telecommunications Commission (NTC) said The Simpsons pushed “messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents”.

The show will no longer appear in its 11:00am time slot. Instead, the government has opted for a more "educational" show.

BAYWATCH!!!!!

They're playing BAYWATCH over THE SIMPSONS, because apparently Bart and Lisa are just too hazardous for kids to watch!

As of today, the NTC has yet to explain how a cartoon show is more of a threat to children than almost naked ladies, wet from head to toe, in extra tight bathing suits.

Elba Guillen, a spokesperson for Televen TV station, said “It had to be taken off. The government considers it to be a series that isn’t appropriate for that time because it isn’t appropriate for children.”

OMG!!! And Baywatch at 11am is appropriate for children???

The manager of Televen, Perez Nahim, said “We are hoping it will continue to have a good rating, because The Simpsons worked very well - so much so that it had the highest levels of viewership for that morning timetable in the history of the channel."

Yea, that makes sense, remove the highest watched cartoon show on the network.

There's just something not right about Chavez….

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The Most Ridiculous Rumor Of The Day

| Filed under: AnglophiliaNaomi CampbellHugo Chavez

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The Spanish media are reporting that Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez and British model Naomi Campbell are dating.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

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