This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Either way, the video (above) exists, and we just do not know what to say! We have crayon-biting, ball-wrecking, thong-wearing Hulk Hogan not wearing any pants. It's a whole lot of crazy packed into one minute!
At 60, the Hulk is still in fab shape… but that doesn't mean we necessarily wanna see him stripped down with his tongue out!
Ch-ch-check it out IF YOU DARE!!
We hope Sinead sends Hulk a letter next!!
Hulk Hogan might want to consider taking the bus, because it seems like he hasn't had the best of luck with his own vehicles recently!
Last we saw, the wrestling icon injured his hand in a freak motorcycle accident and shared the gag-inducing pictures to prove it! But this time, his trouble came on a boat!
Hulk decided to hit the water this weekend with his buddy, and apparently something went horribly wrong because he sent out a tweet that read:
Sorry, single guys who are way into retired wrestlers' daughters! You've lost another option! LOLz!
Brooke Hogan is now engaged to Phil Costa, a player for the Dallas Cowboys! We're excited for the duo, we just wish he had popped the question somewhere other than Las Vegas, the land of unromantic weddings! Ha!
Brooke even posted a photo of her proposal on Instagram — and we LOVE the look of shock on her face! She had the following to say about it:
Are you squeamish? You might want to look away if you don't want some graphic proof of Hulk Hogan's motorcycle accident!
The accident wasn't a driving accident, mind you, but had EVERYTHING to do with an accidental radiator explosion — one that left the Hulk's hand covered in the gnarliest blisters we've ever seen!
He even had to go to the emergency room!
We're pretty sure he's okay — you know, because he's tweeting and stuff! Still, this had to hurt like a mother! Plus, the GRAPHIC, DISTURBING pics were so gross that even his Twitter followers were publicly gagging (AFTER THE JUMP):
Let us tell you something, brother! There's a good chance Miguel was a professional wrestler in a past life because has some serious skillz!!
Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, the suave R&B singer was doin' his thang on stage and about three minutes into the performance he decided to pull off a perfectly executed atomic leg drop on some innocent girl's face!
Luckily, the fan turned out to be just fine. But we couldn't help but think of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan when we saw the WWE-inspired dance move!
So who did it better??? Check out Miguel's ball-busting moves (above) right before the 3-minute mark and compare it with Hulk Hogan's classic finisher …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
A man's gotta relax in the midst of an impossible task! LOLz!
That's why he stopped by this TNA event — he was basically hired to welcome TNA Impact Wrestling to Orleans Arena at Orleans Hotel And Casino! He was there flexing his muscles and making goofy faces (above) like he usually does!
Oh, Hulk! You're so silly!
After the cameras stopped flashing, he went right back to making sure the internet couldn't see him flash the cameras — even though once something hits the internet, there's no going back!
Ha! More pics (below)!
[Image via WENN.]