Wow, we don't know who's more desperate.

Hulk Hogan going to Dlistville in order to make some more money or these Z-listers doing lame shit to get more fame.

It turns out that the Hulk is premiering a new reality show called Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling.

"Celebrities" such as Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Dustin "Screech" Diamond, and Dennis Rodman will be competing in the CMT's new show.

The celebs will compete to be named "Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion."

Oh, exciting!

They will win by competing in various challenges involving complex wrestling moves, how to work an audience, and trash-talking.

Also set to appear on the show will be Trishelle Cannatella from The Real World, heavyweight boxer ButterBean, Frank Stallone (yes, Sylvester's brother), Erin Murphy from Bewitched, 80's singer Tiffany, and some Playboy playmate.

What, was Adrianne Curry busy or something?

The series is set to premier this Fall.

Will U be watching?

[Image via WENN.]

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Hulk Hogan and his family were involved in yet another car accident on Sunday, PerezHilton.com has learned!

It happened in the afternoon in the northbound lanes of the Bayside Bridge in Clearwater, Florida.

Several cars were involved, sources tell us, and several lanes of traffic were shut down as a result.

The Florida Highway Patrol was on the scene almost instantly, and, thankfully, no one was badly hurt.

Ughhh.

This family has had enough car drama. They should just stay off the road!

Update: Brooke was the one driving!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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The Hogan clan is a mess and their foray into the reality world probably played a big role in the family's demise, according to reports.

Daughter Brooke, apparently, can't keep her shit together. The prison sentencing of her bro, Nick, has reportedly taken a toll on the 'sensitive' teen.

This came along just as she was getting over the pain of finding out her dad was banging one of her 'friends'.

Hulk and his wife took time off from their divorce-related bickering and tried to portray a unified front during Nick's trial.

The legal drama supposedly brought them closer, but many speculate it was just an attempt to 'play' the media.

Sadly, their “reality” show likely played a large role in the family’s downfall and consequently Nick’s misbehavior.

Hulk knew the pitfalls of reality TV, but he allowed the family to go down that road anyway. He supposedly admitted just days before his son’s final hearing that he “warned” them all against appearing on national television.

“I was offered lots of [reality] shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about. We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete. But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Dina Lohan…you've been warned! One daughter is already fucked up!

[Image via WENN.]

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Click here to watch Nick Hogan in court!

Update: The speeches from the victim's family are heartbreaking.

This judge should definitely give Nick Hogan a harsh sentence! His willful disregard for the law (repeatedly) should not be tolerated.

Update #2: Nick's family is now addressing the court.

Update #3: The judge has made up his mind, and Nick is going to jail!

CLICK HERE to read Hogan's sentence!

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The Hulkster's son, Nick Hogan, is due in court tomorrow and (surprisingly) will not not fight the charge of felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, resulting from his gruesome car crash last year. Hogan was speeding and had been consuming alcohol, which is illegal - as he was and is still not of legal drinking age.

Nick is expected to plead either guilty or no contest.

Sources say no deal has been struck with prosecutors.

The maximum penalty is five years in prison. How much he gets is up to the judge.

We should all learn from this. Recklessness and too much boozin' ruins lives!

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Hulk Hogan and a younger, prettier version of Linda Hogan were spotted club-hopping in L.A. on Thursday night.

That ho looks young enough to be his daughter.

That's probably why he likes her!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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It seems like 2008 is not shaping up to be a good year for the Hulk and his clan!

The family of John Graziano, the young Iraq war veteran who was left in a semiconscious state after Nick Hogan crashed his car back in 2007, has filed suit against the Hogans.

The family is suing Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda. They have also listed Nick Hogan as a defendant and Daniel Jacobs, the individual in the car racing against Nick, as a co-defendant.

In February, Daniel Jacobs pleaded no contest to a charge of reckless driving. He was fined $500, sentenced to 90 days of probation, had his driver’s license suspended for 90 days and ordered to complete 25 hours of community service.

The suit alleges that Nick negligently operated his Toyota Supra by racing against another car. The other car, a Doge Viper driven by Danny, is also owned by Hulk Hogan. The allegations are that the Hogans knew of Nick’s passion for speeding and were aware of his modified, speed racing vehicles.

To make matters even worse, reports that Hulk purchased alcohol for Nick and his friends on the day of the accident, have made it into the suit.

The suit is alleging that the Hogans were negligent and are also directly liable for the wreck.

As for Graziano, he is not in a complete vegetative state. Though part of his frontal lobe had to be removed, he can still respond to heat and light. On few occasions, he has breathed without a ventilator.

That doesn't seems like much a life to us, though. So sad.

The suit does not say how much money they are asking for, but reports show that the Graziano family has already spent more than $1 million in medical care.

You can't put a price tag on the pain and suffering caused by that crash, but John's family definitely deserve much more than $1 million!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Brooke Hogan is still hurt by the Hulkster fucking her friend.

Thankfully, for us, she's working through her issues publicly!

The failed singer just posted the following on her MySpace Celebrity page:

"Life…

well,

I realized your mother is your mother. Your father is your father. Nothing is thicker than blood. No matter how angry, sad or depressed you are, your family will always love you no matter what. We are all human. Yes, I’m still hurting very deeply inside, but I am starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m not saying I will get over this in a week, month, year or ten years. I dont know when It will be. But you must always respect your father and your mother. Always love them. My parents made me and my brother from pure love…thats all I need to know to live. Nothing will ever change how much I love my family. I just realized the longer you cease to forgive, the more you miss them, and the more it hurts you inside. I have a wonderful, angel of a brother…and I have two amazing parents. I mean AMAZING. I know mistakes have been made. And I have no doubt there is major guilt that carries with that… But no mistake ever made in a persons life changes real love. We may not be a perfect family, we may not be living in a house together, but I’m positive we will all love eachother till death. Thats all that matters to me. You can have money, fame, cars, clothes, but youre naked without the people that love you. I don’t know where this blog will go next. But I hope everyone sees it, maybe it will help someone else in need…

Brooke"

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The woman who had an affair with Hulk Hogan spoke out to us this past weekend, and Brooke Hogan is majorly pissed.

The reality star and failed pop singer is taking to her MySpace Celebrity page to air her dirty laundry and lash out at her former friend, aka Daddy's Mistress.

Says Brooke:

Miss Christiane Plante makes yet another news splash! yay.

"So…

looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did. The truth always comes out, and I think we're ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don't you keep your opinion to yourself.

PEACE
Brooke"

We're on team Brooke on this one!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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