Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Let us tell you something, brother! There's a good chance Miguel was a professional wrestler in a past life because has some serious skillz!!
Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, the suave R&B singer was doin' his thang on stage and about three minutes into the performance he decided to pull off a perfectly executed atomic leg drop on some innocent girl's face!
Luckily, the fan turned out to be just fine. But we couldn't help but think of wrestling icon Hulk Hogan when we saw the WWE-inspired dance move!
So who did it better??? Check out Miguel's ball-busting moves (above) right before the 3-minute mark and compare it with Hulk Hogan's classic finisher …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
A man's gotta relax in the midst of an impossible task! LOLz!
That's why he stopped by this TNA event — he was basically hired to welcome TNA Impact Wrestling to Orleans Arena at Orleans Hotel And Casino! He was there flexing his muscles and making goofy faces (above) like he usually does!
Oh, Hulk! You're so silly!
After the cameras stopped flashing, he went right back to making sure the internet couldn't see him flash the cameras — even though once something hits the internet, there's no going back!
Ha! More pics (below)!
[Image via WENN.]
It really is too bad for Hulk Hogan that once something hits the internet (especially a sex tape!) it can never truly be removed!
Sure, you can get the big players to comply, but what about the infinite number of smaller websites you've never heard of, or the people who totally already downloaded it??
That's why this is such a monumental waste of time and money — because nobody was talking about it anymore. It was already moving its way into obscurity when Hulk decided to take MORE legal action
We're kidding, because of course Hulk Hogan doesn't have to pay for two seats — he does it because he wants to!!
Ha! We're joking again! We bet he just sits in first class where there's plenty of room and champagne to get both him and his biceps to their destination!
Our only real question is: when he presents his muscles' ticket, do they have photo ID? Or does he just flex??
We hope they had a safe flight!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
When Hulk Hogan's ex-wifey was arrested, she claimed to have only downed one glass of champagne, which put her blood alcohol level over the California limit, but according to Linda's rep… she had taken antibiotics, which made her BAL seem wacky.
Miz Hogan is looking at facing up to 18 months in the slammer for two counts of DUI if the court finds out that she's lying, but we doubt her next home is gonna be a jail cell.
After all, she's too pretty to be locked up. LOLz
Linda is set to return to court for a hearing on March 21.
[Image courtesy of La County Sheriff.]
Nick Hogan went out for some fun at Bootsy Bellows Nightclub in West Hollywood last night, and as soon as he was done dancing his butt off, he did his dad, Hulk Hogan's signature Hulkamania move for the photogs.
The reality TV star may not be a wrestler himself, but that doesn't mean he can't get his hulk on.
After all, HULKING runs in his blood! LOLz
Ch-ch-check out Nick flexing his muscles (above)!!
[Image via ROLO/AKM-GSI.]