When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Just because this stray dog happens to live in Argentina, that doesn't mean he has to like soccer!
In fact, he would rather expose himself to getting caught and thrown into a pound than watch another boring second — so he ran out onto the field to do something about it!
He took a gigantic dump right there on the pitch!
The best part, other than the hilarious GIF (above), is that it was during Rosario Central's crucial home clash against River Plate.
Unfortunately the pooch was captured and his stanky bidness cleaned up, and the match ended in a 1-1 draw.
We would be so happy if one of teams would adopt the little doggy and make them their mascot!
Kate Middleton might be a princess, but at the end of the day she's JUST like the rest of us!
That means she has to do normal, everyday stuff like the rest of us, like picking up dog poop!!
OK, maybe we should backtrack a bit here. The Duchess of Cambridge went for a stroll in London with Prince George and her doggy Lupo!
Well apparently her precious pooch had a big breakfast before they left, because suddenly the royal canine had to go to the bathroom! Luckily, Kate came prepared with plastic baggies and had no problem picking up after Lupo!!
Wow! We guess the Duchess really isn't afraid to get down and dirty!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Teri Polo, who played Ben Stiller's lover in Meet The Parents, is in a world of doo doo.
She's found herself in legal trouble after her former landlord filed a lawsuit against her… for pooping!
No, not her poop, her
But also cool!
But mostly gross!
A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!
Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!
It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!
Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!
We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.
When it comes to getting your government's attention, subtle usually isn't the way to go.
That's why a farmer, who was obviously having one crappy day, dumped a truckload of horse manure on the street in front of the National Assembly in Paris in protest!
Although, his reasons weren't quite clear, the slogan on the side of the truck read (translation):
Well, this is just horrible.
Back in 2011 Tori Spelling had her dog walker, Claudia, board her dogs when the pets got too big for her home and were too much to handle.
That is… for a hefty amount of $525 a month!
Well, when this month's payment didn't come through, Claudia got nervous.
When she was unable to reach Tori, her husband Dean McDermott, or their accountant, she began to freak out.
If she didn't get her money by Monday, she was going to
She must have been listening to Drake because this is the worst behavior!
Anne Hathaway may seem all prim and proper, but even she gets angry sometimes too!
The 31-year-old actress was spotted out walking her pup Esmerelda on Thursday, but she wasn’t very happy about the paparazzi catching her.
So what did she do?
Miz Hathaway put a bag of doggy poop right on top of one of the parked cars, which belonged to a cameraperson.
HIGHlarious, but also really tacky!
C’mon Anne, what would Julie Andrews say?!
[Image via National Photo Group and FayesVision/WENN.]