Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This story just made us feel so gross.
A woman in Pennsylvania has just been found guilty of downloading child porn in a thankfully botched framing attempt of her estranged husband.
Meri Jane Woods allegedly downloaded 40 images to the family computer, and presented it as evidence against Matthew Woods.
However, police investigated the time stamps, and it looks like the images were downloaded a full two weeks after Matthew had been kicked out from a protection-from-abuse order.
Gross. This act is just gross.
Meri faces a not-so-merry future as she could serve up to 9 years in the slammer! Her sentencing is on December 15th, and in addition to all that, she might have to register as a Megan's Law offender.
Oh man! We thought things were getting better for Lindsay Lohan!
But we guess not, seeing as it seems like she's back to her old partying ways!
Well, not exactly, since she apparently can't pay for it!
Reportedly, the actress was partying at 1Oak in the Hamptons over the weekend with a bunch of her friends when she got a not-so-pleasant surprise!
Her card was REJECTED when she went to pay for the $2,500 bill! OUCH!
We don’t know who should be more embarrassed:
Kraft, the parent company that makes Lunchables, for evidently allowing a mouse to POOP in their food product!
Or… the grown man who admitted to the internet that he eats Lunchables!
Have a seat, Kendall Jenner. It's time for someone else to have a turn on the diva-antics stage.
While on the Bangerz tour in Philadelphia, the starlet apparently had a very public meltdown at the Greenwich Hotel when she was asked to quiet down by staff.
'Cause, ya know, there's other people in the hotel and everything…
Well, looks like Mileybird was NOT having it and claimed that the hotel should be lucky to have her spending her money there!
Witnesses dished to Life & Style:
We do not give this a standing ovation.
As most of us know, tickets to Book of Mormon do not run cheap. Last time we checked, if you wanted a ticket, you'd basically have to take out a second mortgage. Or sell your firstborn. One of the two.
Knowing this, it makes us especially annoyed to hear that a couple would take this precious time at the theater to fingerbang and over-the-pants-hand-job each other like there was no tomorrow, or even an intermission!
A stunning and hilarious musical production be damned, they HAD to ejaculate then and there!
That's right, according to a recently posted anonymous story featured in a column in a Seattle newspaper, one such theatergoer alleged that his seat neighbors got handsy:
Rush Limbaugh has said some pretty awful things over the years.
But did he really say that politics played a part in Robin Williams' death?
The right wing shock jock is defending himself after various sites are claiming that he said on his radio show that depression and suicide come from a "leftist worldview."
But Rush says he was actually just criticizing the liberal media's coverage of Robin Williams. So what's the real story? Well, in order to show we're not quoting Rush out of context, here is the full quote: