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Ummm… did we just slip into an alternate universe mirroring George Orwell's 1984?! WTF is going on here?!

Rapper Soulja Boy is allegedly the perpetrator of a hit and run that took place January 9 in Hollywood. A red Bentley made a dangerous turn that caused a motorcyclist to SMASH into the side of the car, severely injuring the bike rider.

Now, the car in question promptly fled the scene thus the injured man did NOT know who was behind the wheel, but when the motorcyclist started inquiring about the driver of the car, a valet at Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles alleged the red Bentley belonged to the sizzurp-guzzling rapper.

When the bike rider went to the cops with information, it was allegedly revealed that the police could identify the damaged Bentley's driver using a network of THOUSANDS of HIDDEN cameras that are located in cop cars, civillian vehicles, and buildings ALL OVER Los Angeles!

Apparently, this Big Brother network — which is set up by private companies — photographs each individual car in LA 1000 times per day ON AVERAGE and

Within the past 24 hours, the latest headlines surrounding Amanda Bynes have become a storm of vicious scandal and questions.

Scandal is nothing new here.

But we were SHOCKED to see the conditions InTouch reported she was living in. Amanda is of course denying their photographs, claiming they're all fake because the toes on who is supposed to be her are obviously not her perfect, pedicured lil' piggie-wiggies.

Still, there's something else that's troubling here…

As we've pointed out in the past, Amanda likes to defend herself by aggressively calling those she perceives as her 'haters' ugly.

We're all used to people using the 'oh the haters are just jealous' argument to justify themselves, but time after time Amanda takes it even further and denounces the legitimacy of anyone who questions her lifestyle with UGLY.

And we have to wonder why.

Take her latest tweet to us for example.

Responding to our coverage of the InTouch report, she tweet-tweeted:

Say it isn't so!!!!!

Photographs of iconic beauty Marilyn Monroe have been stolen!

According to publicist Alice Titzova, photos of the legendary actress were stolen late Monday night just days before they were to debut at the Marilyn Monroe exhibit at Prague Castle.

The show — which was meant to mark the 50th anniversary of Marilyn's tragic death— was set to feature the late bombshell's dresses, shoes, photographs and diaries after being curated at the Salvatore Ferragamo museum in Florence, Italy.

The exhibition was planned to be moved to Tokyo following it's European stint.

No word yet on whether the show will be canceled or delayed, but we're crossing our fingers authorities find the thief!!!!

How can someone take away our memories of one of the most famous women in all of history?!

We NEED justice AND the opportunity to see those stunning snaps!

Well, you can pretty much count out any running for political office now!

Jose Canseco is currently under investigation for sexual assault! The report was filed in Las Vegas, and Jose says it's a bunch of bullshizz!

Of course he's gonna say that, though — would anyone who sexually assaulted some other person be all about saying they did it??

The report says the incident went down on May 10, so Jose decided to plead his case in the best arena he could… Twitter:

It's safe to say parents are NOT a fan of this Crazy Kid!

The Parent Television Council is putting Ke$ha on blast after hearing footage was set to air on her MTV reality show of the controversial starlet drinking her own urine.

You mean, parents don't want swigging on urine to become a new teen trend??! HOW ODD.

In a letter to supporters, the PTC warned the masses to opt out of watching MTV's Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life as they deemed it "disgusting, vile content."

The council also pressured cable providers to allow customer to choose exactly which channels they get.

..meaning NOT MTV.

In the statement, the PTC said:

Okay, okay, let's get it out of the way…

…could Selena Gomez have let a few of Justin Bieber's lil' Biebsies in?

Even though there's clearly some sort of romance going on, we're not so sure about that one. First of all, SHE'S TOO YOUNG! And also, she's not about to steal Beyonce's thunder. Oh no, girl knows better than that!

But, something sure is going on because Selenita had to cancel a live Twitter chat due to a mysterious illness! Oooh! Scandalous!

Well, it might just be food poisoning, but the Biebs' on-and-off girlfriend kept the intrigue alive by not locking down the culprit as she tweeted:

Sergio Garcia has some SERIOUS explaining to do!!

The spanish golfer has been taking a TON of heat lately after he joked that he would serve fried chicken for Tiger Woods if he had him over for dinner!

Well Sergio tried to clear the air and issued an apology saying: