
This year's Cannes Film Festival feels like it is slowly turning into a crime zone!
Last week, Christoph Waltz's life was seemingly in danger when blank gunshots were fired during an interview AND in another incident, sparkling Chopard jewels were snatched from a hotel room.
But the crime unfortunately hasn't stopped there!
It is now being reported that China Film Group vice president Zhang Qiang was forced to skip out on his press conference for Keanu Reeves' directorial debut in Man of Tai Chi because his luggage was stolen from his temporary digs at Pierre & Vacances Résidence Cannes Beach.
Why so much wrongdoing at the movie industry's most ritzy of film fests?
Zhang explained:

Ugh. SERIOUSLY?!
This is just lazy - even for criminals!
Much like Miley Cyrus yesterday, it appears that Paris Hilton has been victimized for the second time by the persistent, frankly obnoxious SWATTING pranksters, who call 9-1-1 and report nonexistent crimes happening at celebrity homes in El Lay!
This time around, the individual wasting police time, money and resources sent authorities to the heiress' home after claiming she was being

Seriously?! Wasn't once enough!
By now, we're sure you're familiar with the supremely stoopid SWATTING pranks that have plagued the Los Angeles Police Department and celebrities alike for the past year or so, which involves someone calling 9-1-1 to claim that the famous face in question is being attacked in their home, only for authorities to arrive and find nothing but a false alarm!
Unfortunately, this has happened to Miley Cyrus back in August…and now, she's been victimized once again!
According to sources, police

Lindsay Lohan could probably use a friend at rehab, especially since she’s had very few visitors and she’s stuck there for the next few months!!
But despite Brooke Mueller’s attempts to become bestiez with the red-headed star, it sounds like Lindsay wants nothing to do with Charlie Sheen’s ex. She even calls her a “drug addict”–which sounds a little hypocritical, no??
Reportedly, it’s:
“…creeping Lindsay out that Brooke seeks her out nightly at the meetings in an attempt to strike up a friendship. Brooke is extremely eager to become besties with Lindsay while in rehab, and has told Lindsay how much they have in common. Lindsay has said that Brooke is a drug addict, and wants nothing to do with her. Lindsay has told her treatment team to keep Brooke out of her group sessions.”
HARSH, LiLo!!
But maybe LiLo’s dismissiveness is called for, because apparently Brooke is only interested in fame. Supposedly, the only reason Brooke checked herself into rehab to begin with was to try and win Lindsay’s friendship!!
A source said:

Michael Lohan to the rescue!
…or so he hopes!
Lindsay Lohan is getting the STRICT help she needs at the Betty Ford Center, but that just isn't enough for her opinionated papa.
While Lindsay is finally adjusting to life without pill poppin', Michael has made it his mission to break Lindsay out of her court-mandated 90 day rehab stint and transfer her to the Lukens Institute as soon as possible.
Why??
Michael explained:
Oh no! The only shots anyone should be discussing at Cannes are close-ups and Dutch angle!
Unfortunately, the French film fest was shocked by gunfire today!
The incident was captured on live television as Django Unchained star Christophe Waltz was giving an interview to French reporters.
The multilingual Oscar-winner was laughing with the hosts when the sounds of gunfire made the crowd panic!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the horrifying incident for yourself!
Luckily, we are hearing that the shots were blanks and no one was injured!
Police have reportedly apprehended a suspect, but we still have no idea what was behind the possible attack.

Again?! SERIOUSLY?!
Hasn't this guy gotten himself into ENOUGH trouble in the past few months?
Apparently not, because Edward Furlong has once again been arrested, after he blew off a restraining order and showed up at his ex-girlfriend's home to engage in a war of words!
According to sources with law enforcement, the troubled American History X star, who was court-ordered to stay away from his former lady love after he was arrested twice for beating her up and is facing significant jail time for violating his probation, just kept on thumbing his nose at the law last night by trying to cause a commotion at her West Hollywood home!
However, by the time she called the cops and they arrived at the scene