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Hold on to your lunches, boys and girls, because these gnarly images will make you gag!

Jesse James was working hard at his motorcycle shop Tuesday when he accidentally sliced off a huge chunk of the pinky finger!!!

Ugh! We wish we were kidding!

The TV personality uploaded the violent and bloody pics himself to Instagram, captioning one of the more ghastly with:

"Doesn't look like this little dude's gonna make it, Nice know'n you little buddy."

GULP! This is gross indeed!!

If you're squeamish, look at this cute kitten instead!

Still want a peak? OK, but don't say you weren't warned!!

See Jesse James' cut-in-half pinky…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Yuck yuck yuck!

Poor Ashley Tisdale is going through a seriously scary time right now!

After getting slammed on Twitter by Nicholas Fiore as he sent over 18,000 tweets to her since 2012, the Tiz went to court to get this shizz under control.

Not only was he totes clogging up her Twitter, but she is freaked out he might come after her and her boyfriend Christopher French with a GUN!

Super creepy!

She's got this freaked out feeling because many of his tweets have been song lyrics referencing guns. But what makes all this even more horrible is he's already twice shown up at her home and tried to gain entry!

In her documents, asking for some peace of mind, Ashley pleaded:

Where do most children want to go on special occasions?

DUH! Disneyland!

Which is why we are SO not shocked that child bride Courtney Stodden spent her 2 year wedding anniversary to Doug Hutchison at the magical kingdom.

And even though Disneyland is supposed to be a FAMILY friendly park, the trying-so-hard to be sexy 18 year old didn't seem to care that she was practically flashing parents and kiddies alike with her see-through white blouse.

Courtney and her hubby apparently enjoyed many of the parks rides…

And surprisingly, the safety bars for the more physics-defying attractions could actually FIT around Courtney's surgically enhanced mega-boobz! Score!

We wonder if the stripper pornstar actress model (?) also managed to defy physics by NOT falling the entire time she was teetering around the park in those RIDICULOUS platform heels.

That is quite a feat. Pun intended.

Ch-ch-check out TONS of pics of Courtney and her manlover at Disneyland (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

This year's Cannes Film Festival feels like it is slowly turning into a crime zone!

Last week, Christoph Waltz's life was seemingly in danger when blank gunshots were fired during an interview AND in another incident, sparkling Chopard jewels were snatched from a hotel room.

But the crime unfortunately hasn't stopped there!

It is now being reported that China Film Group vice president Zhang Qiang was forced to skip out on his press conference for Keanu Reeves' directorial debut in Man of Tai Chi because his luggage was stolen from his temporary digs at Pierre & Vacances Résidence Cannes Beach.

Why so much wrongdoing at the movie industry's most ritzy of film fests?

Zhang explained:

Ugh. SERIOUSLY?!

This is just lazy - even for criminals!

Much like Miley Cyrus yesterday, it appears that Paris Hilton has been victimized for the second time by the persistent, frankly obnoxious SWATTING pranksters, who call 9-1-1 and report nonexistent crimes happening at celebrity homes in El Lay!

This time around, the individual wasting police time, money and resources sent authorities to the heiress' home after claiming she was being

Seriously?! Wasn't once enough!

By now, we're sure you're familiar with the supremely stoopid SWATTING pranks that have plagued the Los Angeles Police Department and celebrities alike for the past year or so, which involves someone calling 9-1-1 to claim that the famous face in question is being attacked in their home, only for authorities to arrive and find nothing but a false alarm!

Unfortunately, this has happened to Miley Cyrus back in August…and now, she's been victimized once again!

According to sources, police

Lindsay Lohan could probably use a friend at rehab, especially since she’s had very few visitors and she’s stuck there for the next few months!!

But despite Brooke Mueller’s attempts to become bestiez with the red-headed star, it sounds like Lindsay wants nothing to do with Charlie Sheen’s ex. She even calls her a “drug addict”–which sounds a little hypocritical, no??

Reportedly, it’s:

“…creeping Lindsay out that Brooke seeks her out nightly at the meetings in an attempt to strike up a friendship. Brooke is extremely eager to become besties with Lindsay while in rehab, and has told Lindsay how much they have in common. Lindsay has said that Brooke is a drug addict, and wants nothing to do with her. Lindsay has told her treatment team to keep Brooke out of her group sessions.”

HARSH, LiLo!!

But maybe LiLo’s dismissiveness is called for, because apparently Brooke is only interested in fame. Supposedly, the only reason Brooke checked herself into rehab to begin with was to try and win Lindsay’s friendship!!

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