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The Same Zoo That Killed Marius The Giraffe Last Month Just "Euthanized" 2 Healthy Lions & Their 2 Lion Cubs! Prepare To Have Your Heart Broken!

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How the hell is this being allowed to happen?!?

The Copenhagen Zoo has yet AGAIN outraged millions by killing off otherwise healthy animals! This time, it was two lions and their two 10-month-old lion cubs!

The zoo decided to euthanize the four cats in preparation for

Put Down Your Spoon! What This Woman Found In Her Chicken Noodle Soup Will Make You SICK!

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chicken fetus found in chicken noodle soup

We'd like to apologize in advance if you were just getting ready to enjoy a nice tasty meal, because this will probably make you lose your appetite!

Nicole Montgomery was warming up a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup for her sick daughter when she noticed something strange in the bowl!

So the Colorado mom took a closer look and noticed whatever it was had a

Dead Horses Being EXHUMED For What Reason?? Find Out The Ghostly Details Here!

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The Hollywood Park race track has been burying dead horses for the longest time — horses that have earned prestigious spots on the grounds.

We really hope USC students that are doing it are okay with being haunted by giant animals, because

Russell Simmons Writes Letter To President Obama Urging Him To Stop Dolphin Slaughter In Japan! Tons Of Other Celebs Sign!

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Listen up, President Obama!

Sean Penn, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Jennifer Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Charlize Theron, Ellen DeGeneres and William Shatner, along with others have signed a letter written by Russell Simmons urging you to step and and stop Japan’s annual roundup and slaughter of bottlenose dolphins!

It's high time this tradition be stopped — and we're fully aware how cultures deserve their own traditions and how they should be respected. That is, as long as they're not bringing ANYONE or ANYTHING harm!

The letter was addressed to Caroline Kennedy, the U.S. ambassador to Japan.

Here's some of what the letter said:

90 Dairy Cows Farted So Much Nasty Gas, They Blew Up A Barn!

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Gross!

But also cool!

But mostly gross!

A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!

Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!

It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!

Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!

We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.

French Protestor Dumps Truckload Of Horse Manure On National Assembly! Oh Crap!!

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Protestor dumps horse manure in front of France's National Assembly! Oh crap!

When it comes to getting your government's attention, subtle usually isn't the way to go.

That's why a farmer, who was obviously having one crappy day, dumped a truckload of horse manure on the street in front of the National Assembly in Paris in protest!

Although, his reasons weren't quite clear, the slogan on the side of the truck read (translation):

Duck Dynasty Scandal: Cracker Barrel Goes Back On Their Word And Puts DD Products Back On Their Shelves!

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Well, at least they tried… for a day.

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson said some offensive bullshizz about the LGBT community and pre-civil rights black people, so Cracker Barrel restaurants went ahead and did the right thing by banning Phil's merchandise because they were concerned about "equal treatment of all people" and a little thing called "mutual respect."

That's when the company got blasted by customers who share in Phil's de-humanizing ideals…. So much that Cracker Barrel chickened out on doing the right thing and literally said this: