There wasn't any turkey on Morrissey’s Thanksgiving table this year!
Actually, there won’t be any meat at all since he’s a vegan. Nor will there be a Thanksgiving table EVER, since Morrissey is English.
And he certainly wouldn’t celebrate the traditional day of thanks even if he was an American because according to him, Thanksgiving should be called "Thankskilling"!
Yikes… Way to suck the fun outta this holiday!
The often outspoken musician is now taking aim at the custom of giving two turkeys a presidential pardon before Thanksgiving. He even went so far as to call out President Obama as a turkey torturer!
What the what?!? Are we waterboarding turkeys or something?
Ch-ch-check out Morrisesy’s angry open letter. He writes:
Chief Keef is no stranger to legal issues.
His name implies he's a user of the hardcore street drug "Marijuana" and he's also the chief or king of it.
Kinda makes sense the king of doing drugs would find himself on the wrong side of the law.
Lucky for him, he's only gotta do community service (60 hours) after being arrested for speeding.
Wow! He must've been going crazy fast!
So where is he completing his community service??
That's some dangerous shiz! Literally!
Apparently, dogs are overdosing from eating poop in German parks!
That's right, drugs addicts in Berlin are doing what they do best (taking drugs) and then doing their next best thing (taking poops) and then just leaving their poo where they squatted.
Many junkies often defecate in bushes and dogs get into it!
The problem is, their poo actually contains traces of heroin and other drugs!
One vet said that there shouldn't be enough drugs in a person's feces to cause a real crisis, so hopefully people can just reign in their dogs and everything will be okay.
Or how about people just stop doing drugs!!
Check out the video (above) to learn a little bit more about this sad, gross problem.
Well this doesn't make much sense! Terrorism? REALLY?
That is, unless the lawmakers are super into abusing animals. Or being paid off. Those are the only ways we could EVER see this happening — because the collection of wide-reaching laws will effectively make it impossible to collect evidence of animal abuse from here on out!
We're talking about cutting off whistleblowers with good hearts or even videographers working with the Humane Society when their evidence usually ends with prosecutions, fines, and even reform among producers! Which is a GREAT thing! Those poor animals!
With the new bills, deemed "Ag-Gag," the people who collect the evidence must turn it into authorities as soon as it's collected, instead of being able to accumulate any detailed or significant body of evidence. Which normally would lead to better results against the offenders!
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There isn't much that can SERIOUSLY gross us out, but cockroaches are definitely one of them!!
We feel like they're crawling all over us just looking at those pictures!! YUCK!
Still, imagine what it would be like to be the passengers on the Greyhound bus bound for NYC that found the little creatures
This BETTER not be real!
Writer/Director Adam Rifkin's Reality Show: The Film premieres at SXSW this Friday, and the plot revolves around a family that's "unknowingly being filmed for a new reality show."
In a DISTURBING clip from the film (above) it appears that the aforementioned family runs over a poor little puppy!!!! WTF!!!!!!
We hope UR ready for the entire audience to VOMIT when they see this, Adam!
Once again….we truly hope this isn't real……
What do U think? Is this fake? Real? Effed up either way you look at it???
There is no show on TV that can make us squirm like TLC's My Strange Addiction.
Highlighted on the show is a 53-year-old woman, Margaret, who is addicted to…
That's right, you heard us. She is addicted to getting stung by bees!