The chief financial officer for pro skateboarder and star of MTV's Life of Ryan, Ryan Sheckler, has been arrested and charged for embezzling over $365,000 from Sheckler!!!

Matthew Mercuro is currently being held on $400,000 bail in Huntington Beach after being accused of "having access to the accounts of the two businesses, Ryan Sheckler Rips LLC and Sheckler Merch 2 LL… [and] embezzling over $365,000 from these companies by transferring money from the corporate accounts into personal accounts and the account of his wife and a friend."

The douche was caught when "suspicious transfers" were reported in a financial review of one of the 19-year-old skater's companies.

Dumb!

The Huntington Beach PD is currently investigating the case, with Mercuro due to be arraigned on Tuesday. If found guilty, Sheckler's financial officer could serve up to six years and eight months in a state prison.

Throw the book at him!

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Our favorite self-righteous, hypocritical beauty queen is back at it!

In order to justify her fake tittays to Christian Today, Carrie Prejean left us with a biblical interpretation that only she could muster.

The genius said:

"I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."

Oh, REALLY?!

What does the Bible say about on camera yoni-diddling?!

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Apparently they've been dealing with this asshole for awhile!

Edis Kayalar, a German male model, was threatening to sell a provocative picture he obtained from the nanny of Cindy Crawford's now 8-year-old daughter, Kaia, to the tabloids!

The photo shows Kaia tied to a chair and bound in revealing clothing, which the nanny claims she took as part of a "cops and robbers" game.

Very disturbing.

Kayalar first got in touch with Cindy and her husband Rande Gerber in July pretending to be "a good guy" and offered to return the photo he found for a reward. Gerber met with him privately and gave him $1,000 for his trouble.

2 days later Kayalar contacted the couple again and threatened to sell a copy of the photo he still had to the tabloids for $500,000. They promptly told the FBI and he was deported shortly after since he overstayed his tourist visa on October 14.

Then on November 1 Kayalar contacted Cindy and Rande again by e-mail from Germany making tabloid threats again unless they gave him $100,000! Kayalar said he knows he committed a "fucked up" crime, but he "deserves" the money.

Awful!

Now the German police are searching in the city of Stuttgart for Kayalar who has a notoriously BAD reputation.

His former girlfriend took out a restraining order against the male model and said that Kayalar used to beat her and he threatened her life!

The nanny, whose identity has not been released, could be in trouble as well despite her claims that the photo was taken innocently. She was dating Kayalar at the time the photo was taken.

This is some effed up shiz!

We're glad Cindy and Rande are working with the FBI to sort this out and hopefully put that creep behind bars!

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Not to mention the nude pHOtos!

In what Carrie Prejean has dubbed the "biggest mistake" of her life, it turns out she's done it SEVEN other times!!!

Each of them are of her flying solo! In one tape, the dumb bitch is just wearing a while blouse and moaning while she touches herself.

Ewwwwww!!!!!!

And there are 30 scandalous photos of Carrie!! Some pics are topless, while others show the whole kitten caboodle!

She even took most of them herself using her reflection in a mirror!!

Ha!

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We sure do love Larry King and his wacky suspenders.

If you haven't watched the HIGHlarity on his show last night, allow us to bring you up to speed:

Carrie Prejean is an idiot. The end.

Larry was interviewed this morning for Entertainment Tonight about the whole awkward incident and how he felt being called "inappropriate" by Miz Hypocrisy herself. Larry confesses that he refused to "dignify" her with any kind of response when she resorted to name calling and "didn't understand it at all" when the former beauty queen began removing her mic in the middle of the interview.

Larry says: "I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't know what was inappropriate. I'm doing my job…Anyway, life goes on."

Well said.

If only we could be sure that this embarrassment would shut her up for good!

No one is that lucky!

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Whoopi Goldberg thinks she's bitchy.

Joy Behar hates her hypocrisy.

And surprise, surprise! Elisabeth Hasselbeck defends her!

Watch the beginning of the blowout on The View this morning over, who else, Carrie Prejean! (above)

Oh, and Sherri Shepherd looked nice. Did you lose few more pounds there, bb?

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After displaying HOrrific and "inappropriate" behavior during her interview with Larry King, executive director of the Miss California organization Keith Lewis issued the following statement about Carrie Prejean:

“The public is finally getting a glimpse of the real Carrie Prejean who lives in her own delusional world. The childish behavior, her negative attitude, the sarcasm and condescending tone, the disrespect and continual lying she is demonstrating now is only a fraction of what we endured during her reign and after. Anyone who buys her book is supporting a woman who is actually the opposite of everything she claims to be. I sincerely hope she is able to get the psychological help I believe she has shown to clearly need.”

LOLs!

Stick the bitch in a straitjacket!

We'd love to see that!

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This time at our National's Capitol! The stakes get higher, but she still remains a lowlife.

Carrie Prejean is NOTORIOUS for scheduling events and then canceling at the last minute or just not showing up at all. So it came to no surprise to us that she flaked out on an appearance in Washington D.C today.

Carrie was suppose to show up at the Luce Policy Institute to speak with one of the tours. Then, true to form, an hour before the event, she canceled, forcing the organizers to call all the attendees to deliver the news personally.

Is someone a little embarrassed after their Inappropriate Larry King Live interview?

Boo-hoo, bitch!

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What a liar!

And a HYPOCRITE!

AND A DUMB BITCH!

Try and refute any of theses statements after hearing the news we've got for you.

By now, you all know that there is a solo sex tape of ex-beauty queen Carrie Prejean floating around. Her people and she have sworn up and down that when the tape was shot, she was only 17, making her underage and illegal to post.

This is all a surprise to Carrie's ex BF, the guy she sent the video to, and he is coming forward saying that Carrie's team called him last week and asked him to "lie" about her age in the video. According to him, the video was shot in 2007 - when she was 20 years old!

No big surprise there for us. We knew it was all bullshit to begin with. The "underage" story is one all the starlets use (paging Vanexxxa Hudgens!)

But here's something we didn't know - THERE'S MORE TO COME!

Apparently, Carrie sent not one, but SEVERAL videos to this guy!

What are you waiting for? BRING'EM OUT! BRING'EM OUT!

Ah, nothing better than waking up to find this bitch brought down yet another peg!

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