His transformation into Tom Cruise is now officially complete!

Will Smith gets a little lot TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT at the London premiere of Hancock on Wednesday.

Judging by Charlize Theron's body language, she's about to elbow the closet Scientologist in the gut!

What would Jada Plinko have to say about this????

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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There's almost nothing worse than a baby daddy who can't accept responsibility!

Kendal Sheppard, from MTV's Road Rules, is supposedly sick and tired of Desperate Housewives alum and Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend Josh Henderson shirking on his fatherly duties, so she put him on blast via her MySpace blog.

Apparently, he's her babydaddy, she has a paternity test to prove it, yet he's not accepting responsibility for his child.

If it's true, what a douche!

Here's the post:

She says….

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

father’s day and my baby's daddy…

with my son's first birthday on the same day as father's day, i can't help but have mixed feelings. i am so excited to celebrate the day my very favorite boy was born! but.. a feeling of anger and rage sweeps my body when i think of little asa's biological dead beat dad.

josh had made it clear from the beginning that he wanted nothing to do with his son. however, i was convinced that he was a better person than that. it's been a year of me trying to get him interested in one way or another- i even felt like we made a little progress around february when he actually returned a phone call- maybe even two. that was all i needed to know that i had been doing the right thing by not hiring lawyers or acting out of emotion. i thought we could have a peaceful coexsistance and that someday, my son would would be able to (at least) call his "father" if he simply wanted to talk. so foolish am i..

after months of delay, i realized that quite possibly, everyone was right about josh; that he really didn't care. recently, through the grapevine, i've heard that josh is saying that the DNA test we took about 10 months ago was inconclusive. even though i have a DNA test that came back negative from our preferred potetntial father, and josh's test came back with a very different result, josh is still saying that the child isn't his. i guess he needs more than a 99% to be convinced. maybe he has a twin with with idedntical DNA that he believes me to have slept with. even though josh admitted to being the father of asa, he is now changing his story. i'm assuming it has something to do with his lawyers. it's funny how lawyers are.. i wonder if they really think about the effects of their actions. if they are in support of a client not paying child support and using their knowledge that ultimately reflects the life of a little boy, then i am disgusted. josh has not returned any emails or calls since april when he said he'd call me when his "lawyers got back in town". they must be on summer vacation.

well, josh, happy father's day, sweetheart, you give ass holes out there something to look up to.

It's so basic - use protection?!!

Save yourself from an 'unexpected' baby and crazy ass V.D.!

But if you eff up, step up, right?

[Josh Image via WENN.]

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The above pin was being sold at the Republican state convention in Texas this past weekend.

Disgusting!

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It's Ed McMahon's wife, Pam, who's driving him into the poor house.

She's supposedly a shopaholic!

Pammy's AmEx bill is called 'legendary' — there's a reported $750K due on the card!

Ed's friends are 'conflicted' about bailing him out.

Who knows if Pammy would keep her hands off the loaned money, right?

Insiders also say that Donald Trump's public proclamations of wanting to help Ed out are probs all part of a publicity ploy.

The Donald supposedly has never approached Ed privately to offer help.

What a rat!

When reached for comment, Ed's rep denied that Pammy's spending is the reason for their troubles.

Of course…sounds exactly like something a paid mouthpiece would say!

[Image via WENN.]

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Several sources who know Denise Richards have reportedly spoken out to say the former Bond girl is full of shite and that her show sucks at 'setting the record straight' - cause it's not!

Like, duh.

On the show, the lying whore has said more than once that she only started dating Richie Sambora only after he and Heather Locklear had split up AND that she and Heather weren't friends for 'months' when she and Richie got together.

Insiders say that's not the case!

A source reveals, "Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him. Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie. For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie. Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all."

Sources also say that Richards lies on her show about how many pets she has.

On the show Denise says she has five dogs, four cats and three pigs.

But an insider reported, "Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals."

Kinda creepy!

Richards responded to the latest allegations through a mouthpiece, "I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It's such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have."

The truth always comes out, Denise.

Don't you know that?

[Image via WENN.]

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Noooo! Not our Zacquisha! This can't be true!!!!!!!!

Apparently, hottie to the max Zac Efron is not a fan of taking showers.

For someone so good looking, you'd think hygiene would be at the top of his list.

But that's not the case, or so claims Star magazine.

An insider tells the pub, "Zac isn't a big fan of showering."

Nooooooooo!

They add, "It's so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time, and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!"

Yuck.

Baby wipes won't cut it (but don't tell that to Terrence Howard).

Zac, baby, shower! And use some strong soap!

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

[Image via WENN.]

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TOO much information!

Back in April, Pamela Anderson presented a birthday cake to Hugh Hefner. Her gift to him? She showed up naked for him to blow - out the candles.

But, the Girls Next Door gals weren't about to let Pammy one-up them!

One of the Girls, Kendra Wilkinson reveals that the gals gave Hef chocolate body parts, "We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You'll see it on the show coming up."

Ewwwwwww!

Did the Hef really eat that shiz up?

That's like THIS close to scat play!

[Image via WENN.]

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You know we love y'all, but….

THIS is unacceptable.

Let's do something about that!!!!

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"Tough thing about Broadway is eight shows a week. It's slavery. That needs to be adjusted. It's wrong. Actors work three years straight sometimes with one day off. This exhaustion puts you into depression. Like today [Wednesday] it's two shows. I have to put makeup on, take makeup off. Not like in movies with whole departments to fluff and puff you. In between performances, I have to study with my son, who's taking Bible and guitar. And we're filming this play for the archives. Come 7:30, I have to take another look at the script, get into the mind-set again, then sign autographs, pose for photos with fans and thank them for their attention and for coming. Monday, your one day off, you have to cram in all your meetings and appointments and the rest of your whole life, and hope you can survive on Benadryl. I love what I'm doing. No cameraman's saying, 'Stand here . . . look there.' It's not all done in five-minute takes. Your work has to be inside you. You push beyond your comfort zone. Broadway is an actor's revenge. I couldn't do Broadway again if it's more than five a week. I'd just say no. N-O. Not doing it. I'm not saying it has to be my way. I'm saying they can get somebody else. I always listen. If your point is right, then I will make adjustments. It's not arrogance. It's just that I have to live with me the rest of my life."

- Idiot Terrence Howard, currently starring on Broadway in Cat on a Hot Tin Rood

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