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J-Lo Sucks Big Time

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Opa!

Jennifer Lopez was in Athens, Greece this weekend to perform for her Greek fans.

Well, the concert was a big dud!!!!

Here's Perezcious reader Mr. Black's report on J-Lo's "performance":

Gates were supposed to open at 5:30 pm, they opened at 8:00 pm
People were waiting outside in the rain the whole time
J.Lo started rehearsing at 7:00 while people were still outside the hall
J.Lo got on stage at 9:50 pm (the opening artists were mediocre Greek preformers who sang in total less than 30 mins, meaning another 1 and a half hour of waiting in the hall)
J.Lo sang for only 55 mins!!
Ticket prices were: 60 Euro the cheapest (about $90 for the lamest area in the hall) and the most expensive was 250 Euro (about $365)
A lot of Greek media dissed the event

J.Lo had canceled last minute her mini tour 2 years ago, which included Athens.

Disastrous!

Another Perezcious reader, Phil, had the pleasure of running into J-Lo and crew on top of the Acropolis on Sunday and sent us his pix to share with y'all!

J-Lo's looking kinda rough to us.

What do U think?

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What's Wrong With This Look????

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Mischa Barton attended a charity ball in London on Saturday looking like that.

Something's off.

Is it the headband?

It looks like one of those cheap things dance recital girls wear.

Maybe it's her crappy make up job.

Who did her eyes?

A Brit emo teen?

[Image via WENN.]

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Giorgio Armani is Two Faced

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Not cool!

According to reports, Giorgio Armani is on PETA's shit list.

Apparently, Armani told the animal activists that he'd no longer use fur in his designs, BUT this winter he's rolling out children's jackets made of fur!

WTF?

Be on the lookout Armani lovers Katie Holmes, Heidi Klum and Cate Blanchett, et al.

PETA may be out to confront you too for supporting the two faced designer!

[Image via WENN.]

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Trying Waaay Too Hard

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Did she lose a button?

Sex and the City's cougariffic Kim Cattrall attended the flick's video DVD release party with her twenty-something boyfriend on Thursday night in NYC.

He's hawt!

Her outfit, on the other hand, is sadly desperate.

Was she trying to keep everyone's eyes off her face?

At the video release party, film director Michael Patrick King told a reporter, “I’m thinking of doing an animated version of them as babies.”

We can see why!

[Images via WENN.]

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The Big Apple's Waiters Get Screwed

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Sucks!

Some of New York's glitziest restaurants have been accused in recent lawsuits of stealing tips and cheating wait staff out of wages.

The establishments named in the suits include Nobu, Pastis, and Jean George.

Robert DeNiro's Nobu is getting lots of bad press these days!

An attorney representing several restaurants, tried to lay blame on 'decades-old workplace labor laws, as well as state and federal laws that do not clearly state who can share in tips and how they should be divided'.

The legal bloodhound went on to say, "It is a result of these antiquated laws and regulations that plaintiff class action lawyers have been able to swoop in and take advantage."

So legal greed is driving fair labor practices at NYC restaurants?

We say tip your NYC waiter in cash and hand it over to them directly!

[Image via WENN.]

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Is She Bangin' Her Boss???

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The initial reports got it all wrong.

Unfortunately, Denise Richards will be back on E!.

Richards revealed in a new interview that her reality show, It's Complicated, has been picked up for a second season.

Wonder how Charlie Sheen feels about another season of whoring for his pre-school aged daughters!

Denise definitely still harbors lots of bad feelings towards her ex-husband, Charlie.

When the interviewer asked her if she has any well wishes for Charile and his preggers new wife, Brooke Mueller Denise responded: "I am not commenting on that situation. I hope one day to get to a place but I'm not commenting right now."

Will season 2 be all about Denise's bitterness?

[Image via KM Press Group.]

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Disappointing

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Ewwwwww!

According to a new report, Anne Hathaway was smoking like a chimney up in Toronto.

Hello, Anne!

Wrinkles!!!!

She supposedly kept nipping out for secret cigarettes at the Hollywood Life House at the Toronto Film Festival.

A snitch says, "Her people don't want anyone to know she smokes."

Kick the habit, Anne. For your own good!

[Image via WENN.]

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$85 Billion Bailout

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Our tax dollars 'hard at work'!

The government has agreed to bail out the 'world's largest insurer' - AIG - for $85 billion.

We don't get it!

AIG paid almost a billion dollars to have their name on the jersey of English soccer giants Manchester United a few years ago.

Then the company goes on to make more shitty business decisions AND then they get 85 BILLION as a hand out from Uncle Sam?

Will the U.S. tax payers get the profits of AIG since we're bailing them out?

Life is so unfair for the regular guy!

This was probably for the best, though. Right?????

[Image via WENN.]

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This Is Embarassing


Singer Kat DeLuna performed the National Anthem at the Dallas Cowboys game on Monday night and it was sooooo awful.

Like a cat being skinned!

Asslee Simpson would have done a better job - that's how bad it was.

And it's a MUST-SEE!

CLICK HERE to check out DeLuna's HOrrific performance.

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