Try and refute any of theses statements after hearing the news we've got for you.
By now, you all know that there is a solo sex tape of ex-beauty queen Carrie Prejean floating around. Her people and she have sworn up and down that when the tape was shot, she was only 17, making her underage and illegal to post.
This is all a surprise to Carrie's ex BF, the guy she sent the video to, and he is coming forward saying that Carrie's team called him last week and asked him to "lie" about her age in the video. According to him, the video was shot in 2007 - when she was 20 years old!
No big surprise there for us. We knew it was all bullshit to begin with. The "underage" story is one all the starlets use (paging Vanexxxa Hudgens!)
But here's something we didn't know - THERE'S MORE TO COME!
Apparently, Carrie sent not one, but SEVERAL videos to this guy!
What are you waiting for? BRING'EM OUT! BRING'EM OUT!
Ah, nothing better than waking up to find this bitch brought down yet another peg!
Former Miss USA 1995 Shanna Moakler left her position as Miss California co-director when the Carrie Prejean incident got pretty heated earlier this year.
But Shanna has now returned to the organization she's announced.. Her love for pageantry brought her back.
Moakler explains:
"I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for pageants. And the reason I got involved is because I wanted to give back to girls, and I really believe that girls that are involved in pageants are ambitious, driven women who are trying to set themselves apart from the pack."
Right!
Shanna stood by the Miss California organization's decision to strip Carrie Prejean of her Miss California title after Prejean missed public appearances and a nude photo scandal.
Though Carrie is flouncing around all over town claiming she lost her title due to her shiteous opinion of gay marriage, Shanna declares it was because of her shady behavior under her contract:
"Well the thing for me, like I said before, it was never about her opinion. And this is something, I repeat, there has never been a beauty queen - and we have tons of religious conservative beauty queens around the country - there has never been a beauty queen that has been dethroned because of her religious views. But, there have been many that have had their crowns taken away for breaching their contract."
Shanna posed for PlayboyAFTER her time as Miss USA!
See, Carrie, your crown wasn't stripped because you're a hateful bitch, but because you're flaky and slutty!
The latest celeb to be struck down by the infamous swine flu???
Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins, formerly of TLC!
T-Boz has already had her fair share of medical problems: the R&B singer was diagnosed with sickle-cell anemia as a child as well as undergoing brain surgery in 2007 due to a benign tumor growing on her brain.
"My daughter and I had sore throats that lasted about three days, so we went to see an ear, nose and throat specialist," Watkins explained to reporters.
She continued: "After examining us, he told me my daughter had the flu - and I had swine flu… I made arrangements right away for my daughter to stay with my mom… I had to stay in the house and away from everyone."
But the H1N1 virus became more severe!
"It hit me really hard," said T-Boz. "…I had a bad cough, and my ear was infected too. I got up to go to the bathroom and became winded."
Watkins called her doctor immediately, who urged the singer to check herself into the hospital. The docs wrote T-Boz a prescription and gave her some fluids, and 12 days later, she was back in tip top shape.
Miley Cyrus decided to do some lyrics changes at her concert in Kentucky the other night. In her her song, 7 Things, she changed a line from "your games" to "you're gay."
Of course, EVERYONE on Twitter was talking about it and the big question is: was it an innocent slip of the tongue or was she getting too down with Carrie Prejean to remember that she is an advocate for gay marriage?
Now, if she still had her Twitter, we would already know the answer. See Miley, it was useful for some things.
In a recent interview, Robert Pattinsonrevealed that he isn't a fan of changing clothes saying: "These jeans are a few days old, but the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can't stand the air around me. I don't know, my personal hygiene - it's so disgusting!"
Eww! Eww! EWW!
Maybe you should hang out with Zacquisha. You two seem to have a lot in common when it comes to your jeans!
If Carrie Prejean thought she was in the clear after settling her tittay lawsuit, she'd be wrong!
Cali pageant director Keith Lewis is out for blood over Carrie's crazy claims in her new book, Still Standing (which we think is a complete waste of paper).
The executive director of the Miss California organization says:
“I work in pageants and I love a good fairytale like anyone else. Unfortunately this is not one. This one doesn’t have a message. Carrie’s claims about me in her book are absolutely false, categorically incorrect, derogatory and untrue. She uniformly disparages me. I thought this was over, but the fight isn’t finished. By printing her lies I am considering whether to take legal action against her defamatory remarks.”
We say go for it!
But we're sure Carrie's legal team is just waiting for Keith's own book to drop so they can turn around and sue him for the same thing!
As we've always said, if you make a sex tape, it will always find a way out! A hard lesson that now former beauty queen Carrie Prejean had to learn this past week, and last night, she sat down with Fox News (of course) to discuss the embarrassing ordeal.
Carrie admits that it was the "worst mistake of her life" as it cost her collecting a quick million from the Miss California Organization, but she chalks it up to the misguided attempts of a love sick teenager:
"I was all by myself. I was sending my boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me. I was a teenager at the time and never did I ever think it would come out…When you're young, you think, This is the one. Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face."
Um, DOUBTFUL! You've used this "teenage naivety" excuse before and we're just not buying it! And when the tape does finally leak (and it will, trust us), then you'll have even more egg on your face!
Oh, how we love it!
See her full interview with Sean Hannity from Fox News (above)!
