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Newt Gingrich SUED For Assault And Battery!

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Exactly what we like to hear our potential presidential nominees involved in!

Edward Dillard, a man from Florida, has filed a lawsuit against Newt Gingrich and his security team after they apparently roughed him up outside the Florida Republican Presidential Primary on January 31st - for supporting Ron Paul!

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Ozzy Drama! Black Sabbath Drummer May Pull Out of Band's Reunion

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Bummer! Let's hope they can work everything out!

Back in November, Black Sabbath announced plans to reunite for a 2012 world tour AND a new album!

Now, the band's drummer Bill Ward is saying that he won't join the reunion unless he's offered a "signable" contract:

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Snooki Explains The Cause Of Her UTI On Watch What Happens!

Is it just us, or should the topic of conversation been TMI and not UTI?!

Snooki and JWoww were Andy Cohen's guests last night on Watch What Happens, and during the shitstorm of an interview, Snooki explained that the cause of the urinary tract infection she had, which was featured on last night's episode of Jersey Shore, was…well, you can watch for yourself (above)!

Yeah. We think they should have changed the name of Watch What Happens to Watch What Should Never Be Discussed on Television But Will Be Anyway in last night's case.

Glad you're feeling better, gurl. We guess?

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The FBI Found The Scum That Has Been Sending Death Threats To Taylor Armstrong Over Twitter

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What is wrong with people?! Why can't we just act like decent human beings?!

Luckily, the FBI has found the person who has been sending horrible death threats to Taylor Armstrong over Twitter.

We can't even believe someone thought they could do THIS without repercussion

[Image via WENN.]

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Emma Roberts Was AWFUL To Chord Overstreet Before Breaking Up With Him!

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Ouch! This is some SERIOUSLY cold shit!

Although reports claim that Emma Roberts and Chord Overstreet's breakup was due to the pair growing apart, sources have come forward asserting that it's in fact due to the actress doing everything she could to get rid of him!

Insiders reveal:

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Man In Obama Mask Robs McDonald's!

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WTF?!

A man robbed a McDonald's last Saturday in Florida in an Obama mask.

He held up the employees at gunpoint and forced all of them into the back office while instructing the manager to empty the cash registers and put the money in a bag he brought.

The police are still on the lookout for the masked robber.

We're not sure if this is a protest or a joke but we don't like it! It's disrespectful to use someone's face like that, no matter who's it's supposed to look like.

Ugh!

[Image via Sun Sentinel.]

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Boy Almost Drinks Worm Out Of Capri Sun Pouch!!

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Ewww!

A 10-year-old boy got a gross surprise when a worm came out of a Capri Sun pouch's yellow straw that he was drinking.

While drinking it, he started choking and had to pull the worm out of his mouth. His mother, Christina Stewart, was horrified, then called Kraft Foods who gave her a nonchalant response, only offering her "her money back, like it was no big deal." They also said they would call her back in 48 hours, which they have yet to do.

Then, Kraft Foods sent the following statement:

"We're very sorry Ms. Stewart and her little boy had such an unpleasant experience. Of course, without seeing the material, we can only surmise, but we believe what she's identified as a worm may actually be mold. Since our Capri Sun products are made without preservatives -- a fact many moms like -- if there's even a small hole in a pouch and air gets into it, mold similar to common bread mold can form. This is why we advise on the side of the box to discard any leaking pouches.

We do know that, among the many, many millions of pouches we sell each year, this has occasionally happened to others, and, when we've been able to examine the material, it has, in fact, turned out to be mold, not worms.

With regard to Ms. Stewart's call to us, before our representative could ask her to send us the pouch in question, Ms. Stewart disconnected the call. However, we will ask one of our executive consumer representatives to call her."

WTF?! What a ridiculously passive agressive letter! Most companies wouldn't dare be so brash in sending something like that to their customers!

The boy's doctor also looked at the "material" in question and thought that it was a worm also, but just to confirm, it's been sent to a lab for confirmation.

And the worst part, it turns out, this isn't the first time. Many other customers have filed complaints that they've seen worms in the pouches.

SO GROSS!! And Kraft's response is totally unacceptable!

They should apologize to this mother and dammit, start making clear pouches!!!

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Family Of Hollywood Hills Murder Victim Speaks Out: Murderer Will Meet His Maker!

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UGH!! We still can't believe someone would do this!!

To recap, two women found a severed head while hiking in the Hollywood Hills. It was the head of Hervey Medellin's, and his other severed remains were found in the Hollywood Hills as well.

Seriously, why did this happen?? Will we ever know?? Will the family ever know??

Their confusion and pain right now is just unfathomable. But Joanna, a "niece" of his is speaking out, and it's a mix of sorrow and anger!!

She says:

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