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Okay, whoa! WHAT?!

So You Think You Can Dance judge Mary Murphy has been slapped with a $1 million lawsuit by her former manager, Michael Sanchez, for breach of written and oral contract for the four years he repped her, and is not only seeking unpaid commissions and damages, but goes on to label her in court documents as a "desperate, cocaine-fueled nymphomaniac!"

Oh, and that's only the TIP of the batshiz crazy iceberg.

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This is going WAAAY too far!

For those obsessed with plastic surgery, feeling regret over having their pup neutered or the just plain crazy, plastic surgeons are attaching new testicles to pooches.

Yep, we're not jerking ya. A new, prosthetic set of hardware for your dog.

Called Neuticles, over 550,000 pet owners have forked over between $119 (for XSmall) to $599 (XXLarge) to have their dogs, cats, horses bulls, monkeys, rats, and water buffalo fitted with a pair of fake testicles.

Gross. Gross. And more gross.

Nicole Malliotakis, a New York lawmaker, finds the idea appalling. She wants to ban the practice in the state, along with pet tattoos, earrings, tummy tucks and face lifts on pets.

But Neuticles founder Gregg Miller disagrees with her (duh!).

He states the following on the importance of fake doggie parts:

We know, they know, they're missing. With Neuticles, they don't know anything is gone.

Thoughts? Do you think Neuticles is a good idea?

All Tanning Mom wants to do is raise her kids, be a good housewife and tan, but all the attention she's receiving has made it hard for her to get her bronze on.

In a recent interview Tanning Mom laid down what she wants and why she isn't apologizing for the way she looks.

Here's what she said:

“I'm sorry, I'm tan. I like to be tan. It just feels good. I really think these moms and dads need to step off. I just want people to leave us alone.”

The 44-year-old mom also swore she was innocent and did NOT bring her daughter into a tanning bed with her.

She said:

“It was beautiful out, and they went into the kiddie pool. She's a redhead. She got sunburnt.”

The redhead and sunburnt part are absolutely true, but it's the other part, about the kiddie pool, that people want to know if is honest or not.

The too-tan woman's court appearance is set for June 4th.

She also wanted to make it perfectly clear that she is a good mother, and underneath her shiny red exterior is a good mother and wife.

Here's what she said:

“I'm up at three in the morning, making sure all the wash is done. My husband goes to work at 4:30. He works from Wall Street. And then I make pancakes, pack their bags, and they're all off and gone. And then I work all day inside and outside of this house.”

When does she find the time to tan?

And where does she go??>

Isn't she banned from all the tanning salons???

Everyone (except for Chevy Chase) is sad!

Over the weekend Community creator / showrunner / dream weaver Dan Harmon confirmed he had been fired from the show.

Community cast members took to twitter to express their disappointment with NBC/Sony's decision.

Joel McHale showed love for his ex-boss, tweeting:

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As if we needed any more reasons to be afraid of cancer. Now we don't have to only worry during our waking hours… we can worry in our sleep!

A new study has found that people with nighttime breathing difficulties had a higher chance of developing cancer.

That means people who snore, people who have sleep apnea or other types of troubled breathing would have a higher risk of cancer.

People with severe sleep disordered breathing (SDB) had a 4.8 times higher chance of developing cancer. Those with moderate and low SDB had a 2 times more and 1.1 times more risk, respectively.

The researchers believe it's because of oxygen deprivation during the night. This can lead to the formation of new blood vessels, which can accelerate the growth of cancerous tumors.

So not only is snoring annoying, it's carcinogenic now. That's terrifying.

Good luck getting to sleep tonight. Sorry! LOLz!

Chalk this day up as a wash.

A father and mother in an inspired attempt to teach their toddler son a lesson put the small child in a washing machine.

When the machine auto locked and the wash cycle began, these terrible parents realized their kid was trapped inside and did what every parent has done at least once - they panicked.

Watch the semi-comedic, semi-horrifying, and semi-just-plain-absurd video (above) !

It's one hell of a ride.

Kids, this is why you ALWAYS pay your taxes!

Former G-Unit rapper, Young Buck, has been forced out of his fancy 5,000 square foot Tennessee mansion.

Mr Buck — who filed for bankruptcy back in 2010 — was ordered to get the hell out of his house by May 16th.

WHY? According to court docs, the rapper owes $333,975.69 in unpaid taxes. A judge has ordered the money earned form the sell of the Buck's house go towards paying his debt to the RIS.

The musician was seen moving boxes out of the house last week.

The poor guy! He was shot ELEVEN TIMES back March, now he's being evicted??

Guess 2012 just isn't his year!

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