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We reaaallyyyy hope this happens!

Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal are in talks to join Disney’s adaptation of Into The Woods! What’s more, they’d be taking up their first singing roles as the musical’s charming princes! They’ve reportedly already auditioned with director Rob Marshall and are nearing deals!

While these two are practically royalty in our eyes, this would be AH-MAZING! Not to mention that they’d be joining the project alongside Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep!

For those of you who don't quite speak Broadway, Into The Woods puts its own twist on traditional fairy-tales. Think Once Upon A Time with Rapunzel, Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, and an evil witch in musical form!

HELLOOOO!!!! We're SO on board with this!

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OMG Jake Gyllenhaal just made us SWOON even more than usual!! We didn’t even think that was possible!

First off, the guy is beautiful, so that in itself is definitely swoon-worthy. Secondly, he READS POETRY, which by default should make anyone swoon. Thirdly, the man is caring, generous, and knows how to ease tensions in a crowd! Swoons all around!!

At the Headstrong Project's Words of War event in New York, Jake used his theatrically trained voice to recite Wilfred Owen’s Dulce et Decorum Est (which is a GREAT poem, btw) to the attendees there.

SO ADORBZ.

Now, as this was an event with the intention of raising money to help military vets who are in need of mental health care, there was also

As Jake Gyllenhaal and Jude Law left the Bowery Hotel together in the East Village of NYC Saturday afternoon, the new bestiez discussed _____________________________!

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Not a bad place to order a girlfriend!

Jake Gyllenhaal must be taking tips from Adam Levine because he is leaving his everyday ladiez, country singers and actresses behind to get it on with a supermodel!

And it’s all thanks to a cycling class.

So there you go, a damn good reason to workout!

Jake was hitting up SoulCycle in New York City when he decided to hit up Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Emily DiDonato for a date.

And it sounds like he played it just right in order to grab her attention as a source revealed his showy behavior in classes:

One of Taylor Swift's main rules is that she DOES NOT talk about her personal relationships to the press…

But that doesn't mean she can't assign someone to chat about certain aspects of a certain romance with a certain cougar-chasing boybander! LOLz!!

In the April issue of Vanity Fair, the country cupcake authorized someone to speak on her behalf concerning her highly publicized, short-lived love affair with One Direction's Harry Styles…

And girl is NOT complimentary.

Taylor Her mouthpiece reveals:

Most people don't know this, but Taylor Swift and Dave Coulier practically dated each other!

We have nearly concrete proof that Swifty dated a guy who dated a girl who dated a guy who dated a girl who blah, blah, blah dated Full House's Joey Gladstone!!

Sure, it's possible they never met, but that's not the point!

Remember those old STD commercials? When you have sex with someone, you're not just sleeping with them… you're sleeping with everyone they ever slept with!

Yikes!! In that case, according to the Transitive Property of Equality, T-Swizzle's vaginal cavity had more Hollywood visitors this year than the La Brea Tar Pits!

See, it all started when she dated Jake Gyllenhaal… LOLz!!

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CLICK HERE to check out the gallery "Love Connection: Taylor Swift to Dave Coulier"

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Hooray for double-oh-seven!!

Daniel Craig won the 2013 Critics' Choice Award for Best Actor in an Action Movie, and we couldn't be any happier!

Actually, we could be happier! Perhaps if Danny boy were forced to accept this distinguished honor while sitting on our lap and receiving a complimentary horsey ride! HA!

Daniel's super-duper seXXXy performance as James Bond in Skyfall eclipsed a few other gorgeous hunks nominated in the same category, including Christian Bale from The Dark Knight Rises, Robert Downey Jr. in The Avengers, Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Looper, and the delectable Jake Gyllenhaal in End of Watch!

Congratulations, Mzr. Craig!! You are a most deserving recipient!

We're sad you couldn't attend the presentation, but we're confident it's because Rachel Weisz wouldn't let you out of the bedroom long enough! LOLz!!

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