Poor Jamie Bell — he has no bellend!
Based on the latest evidence, it seems that part of the transformation from pilot Ben Grimm to rocky hero The Thing in the new Fantastic Four movie included the loss of his manhood!
He has no penis!
[ Video: New Fantastic Four Trailer! ]
Though Miles Teller, Kate Mara, and Michael B. Jordan have seen a lot of screen time in the trailers, we've barely seen Jamie's Thing. And now we know why.
In a recent pic in Empire magazine, the first well-lit full frontal of the naked hero has been shown, and it reveals the, um, let's say sheer cliff face:
Well this just looks… well, you know!
In the newest quick trailer for the upcoming Fantastic Four, Johnny Storm appropriately asks, "Are you guys ready to have your minds blown?" — OF COURSE we are! And we can't wait!
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The reboot, or reimagining, is a more modern and darker take on one of Marvel's longest-running superhero teams — sorry Avengers!
This film will be a bit different from the previous flicks as it's inspired by the 2004 run of comics titled Ultimate Fantastic Four, instead of being astronauts, the characters — who are younger in this — actually teleport to an alternate universe, which ends up altering their physical form and giving them powers. They then have to learn to cope with the changes and work as a team to save Earth from a friend turned enemy as a result of a similar event they went though.
The film stars Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan and Jamie Bell and is due out August 7 this year! Ch-ch-check out the FANTASTIC trailer (above)!
The new Fantastic Four trailer finally put to bed all of the rumors that Doctor Doom would be an "evil blogger."
Instead, he looks just like… Doctor Doom.
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Fans should be at least somewhat satisfied with the reveal of the classic villain's face — or rather, the hiding of it with a metal mask under a green hood.
That and a better look at Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, and Jamie Bell's powers — and personalities — make for a pretty super second trailer.
Ch-ch-check it out (above) and sound off in the comments!
The announcement of Star Wars: Episode VIII's new release date on May 26, 2017 was good news for most sci-fi fans, but not for everyone!
See, the upcoming Fantastic Four film already has a sequel scheduled. And FF2 was set to come out just a week later on June 2, 2017.
Well obvi no one wants to compete with freakin' Star Wars, so the sequel has been pushed back a week to June 9.
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We're guessing LEGO Batman — scheduled for May 26 — will also grappling hook its way out of there.
Luckily, for all you (mildly) disappointed Fantastic Four fans, we have the latest pics of Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, and Jamie Bell in costume to tide you over until the first FF drops on August 7!
Ch-ch-check 'em out (above)!
After all the bad press we've been hearing about this movie, this was not the trailer we were expecting!
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Director Josh Trank seems to have succeeded in his goal to make this hard sci-fi, because the trailer definitely looks more like Interstellar than a superhero movie.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Michael B. Jordan, Kate Mara, Miles Teller, and Jamie Bell in costume and intense!
Then let us know what U think!
Ah, we already have separation anxiety over the parting of this couple!
Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell have decided to make the one-way stop to that lonesome town of Splitsville, USA.
The rep for the pair came out with this somber announcement. Read it, weep, read it again, weep some more:
But where's Michael B. Jordan?!
Although they were minus the Human Torch, Miles Teller, Jamie Bell, and Kate Mara were a crime-fighting threesome (mmm threesome…) onset of The Fantastic Four reboot in Louisiana!
Maybe their enemy is the Yellow King of Carcosa?!
We cannot wait to see more photos of these foursome! Next time more Michael!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]