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Warren Beatty Is Our Hero!

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All Hollywood playboys have a few girls under their belt, but Warren Beatty puts all the other guys to shame!

Yes, even you Tiger Woods!

In his new explosive biography, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, the biographer Peter Biskind estimates the now 72 year old actor has slept with "12,775 women, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."

Dayummm!

And Warren was apparently a "late bloomer". The horn dog didn't pop his cherry until the ripe age of 20.

If we did our math correctly, that's a little under 250 pussies a year!

Not surprisingly, Beatty also tapped a lot of A-list ass.

Here are some HIGHlights from some of his well known conquests:

Jane Fonda:
Says Beatty: "Oh, my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other's heads off…due to her ability to virtually unhinge her jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself."

Joan Collins:
"He made love to [Joan] Collins relentlessly. But for Collins, it was too much of a good thing. One Sunday morning, exhausted, she stumbled out of bed. Dragging on a forbidden cigarette, she said, 'I don't think I can last much longer. He never stops — it must be all those vitamins he takes . . . In a few years, I'll be worn out.' Later, a skeptic asked her if they really had sex seven times a day. She replied, 'Maybe he did, but I just lay there.' "

Fran Drescher:
"He offered to introduce her to Isabelle Adjani, saying, 'We were both talking about you while lying in bed last night.' Adjani told her, 'You are very beautiful.' But it wasn't until Beatty added, 'We were both hoping you would like to join us for dinner this evening, just the three of us,' that the flashbulb went off: 'I sure as hell knew a ménage-à-troiserino when I saw one,' she thought."

Janice Dickinson:
"I looked across the room and found him admiring himself in the mirror . . . In the morning, when I woke up, he was standing there again, playing with his hair, mussing it; trying to get it just right — going for that just-been-fucked look."

Madonna:
"Beatty, a man who was accustomed to being worshipped by women, was on dangerous ground with Madonna. Why he sat still for this kind of treatment remains a mystery. Chances are, he was taking his own advice. He would tell director Glenn Gordon Caron a few years later, 'Never, ever f- - - your leading lady. And if you do, don't stop till the picture's finished.' "

Sounds like good times were had by all!

We just hope the man-whore wrapped it up!

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Janice Is Giving Her Funds To The Bank & They're Not Giving It Back!

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We all want to be able to wish our problems away. Janice Dickinson thought she could wish away a lawsuit and now, it'll cost her $300,000!

Wish harder next time!

According to a source, Janice didn't pay back a portion of a $275,000 loan she took out in September 2008. When the bank came looking for it, she ignored them. When the bank filed a lawsuit against her, she ignored them again.

Now, she is paying up!

Due to her negligence, new papers were filed with the L.A. County Superior Court saying Janice has to now pay the bank the balance of what she owes PLUS interest, PLUS attorney fees, giving her a grand total of $304,449.03 owed.

Time to get back to work, Janice. We think you'll need about three new reality show gigs to be able to pay that bill off!

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Khloe Kardashian Doesn't Care About Being Called Fat

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Recently "married" Khloe Kardashian has had it with being called out on her body by the tabloids and the blogosphere and she's addressing the comments to Life & Style.

Khloe has been criticized for her weight for quite some time, even after losing 25 pounds - going from a size 10 to a size 6.

Old bag Supermodel Janice Dickinson recently said:

"Khloe should be put out to pasture. She should be kept in the stables along with the rest of that family. I think she's a little big. The whole family is piglike."

Meow! Or should we say "Oink"?

Luckily for Khloe she's secure with her fuller figure, saying:

“Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It’s easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood — not eat and become anorexic — but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself. When I was a chunky little 8-year-old and I had these two beautiful sisters, I’d wonder, why don’t I look like that? Now I hate it when people compare me to my sisters. Kourtney’s 5 feet, I’m 5-foot-10 and Kim is 5-foot-2. I will never look like them. No matter how skinny I am, that body will never be mine.”

Good for you, bb! Love yourself, fat rolls and all!

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Janice Dickinson Flaunts Her Wonky Stomach!

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At 54-years-old, Janice Dickinson has no shame. And we love her for that!

The self-proclaimed world's first supermodel was spotted out grabbing some groceries from her local market. But rather than head to the market incognito, Janice shows up in a sports bra and shorts.

Janice loves the attention!

And we'll admit, for almost being the age of a grandma, she's got a pretty good bod.

Well, at least her stomach looks better than Tara Reid's.

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Janice Dickinson Gets A Paying Gig

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Since the news of Paula Abdul's exit from American Idol, we've been wondering who could possibly fill the tweaked-out, crazy, hosting void she left behind!

Enter Janice Dickinson!

She'll do nicely!

Janice is slated to host the new season of I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! in the U.K.! When asked about the job, Janice said: "It is the most fun job I've ever done. I love being in the great outdoors. After all the reality shows that I've done, it's the most fun show ever."

She sure does love her reality shows! Wonder if she'll get to host the U.S. version if it returns? We'd watch!

Would U?

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Janice Lands A Fire Fighting Man

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Janice Dickinson has roped in a firefighter for herself!

Who's 22 years Janice's junior!!!!

Seksi seks!

The former supermodel met her new beau, Alex Abdalla, while catching a John Fogerty performance at the Hollywood Bowl in June.

Janice had just returned from taping in the jungle for I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! and was on the hunt for peen at the Bowl.

"I'd just gotten out of the jungle for I'm a Celebrity, I was there for a month," says Janice. "It's no secret I kicked anti-depressants in the jungle, I was just numb. And I was like, 'Please lord, let me meet somebody!'"

And she did!

Apparently Abdalla had no clue who Dickinson was when they met, but over the past three months, the two have fallen madly in love with each other.

"[I love her] very much. Very much so," says the firefighter.

So cute we might barf!

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Quote of the Day

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"Im as good as Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts, but Hollywood people are scared of me and think I'm uncontrollable."

- Delusional Janice Dickinson, on why she doesn't act in films, to Us Weekly

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