Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Wanna know how Stacy Keibler plans on holding onto her model-good looks after the birth of her daughter?
She's going to eat the placenta.
We'll give you a minute to digest that.
So, wait, she lied to TSA about being pregnant?
Well, maybe she just got a false positive because the star is reportedly still trying to convince boyfriend Ryan Gosling to give her his seed!
A source revealed that the 39-year-old actress has been hanging out with
How cute is this???
January Jones decided to celebrate Valentine's day a tad early and spent the afternoon with her adorable little man Xander!
The Mad Men actress and her date for the day went to the playground in Griffith Park and it looks like they had an absolute BLAST!
The dynamic duo left no stone unturned as they hit up the slide, the swings, the jungle gym, you name it!!
A January didn't just stand by and watch! She actually joined Xander on the good times in one of the least Betty Draper-esque scenes you'll ever see!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of their day at the park (below)!
Look at Xander being all silly!! He's so presh!!
We think walk-jumping is his favorite thing to do. Lolz!
January Jones took a walk on Tuesday afternoon with her favorite boy and assistant in El Lay.
The adorable threesome were spotted holding hands as they safely walked on the sidewalk and at one point, the Man Men actress and her assistant helped Xander jump as high as he could while walking!
Can you say ADORBZIES?!
Xander was definitely getting in the Christmasy spirit! The adorable 2-year-old wore a green shirt with Santa Claus and reindeers on it!
We totes wish we could pull off that look and make it werk just like Xander!
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Who knew grocery shopping could be such a blast??
January Jones and her adorbz son Xander were spotted running some errands in Glendale and hit up Whole Foods to restock their pantry!
But just by the looks of it, we could swear that the little guy thinks he's at Disneyland!!
Xander walked hand-in-hand with momma bear and a friend and swung back and forth as they headed back to their car!!
Maybe he thought he was finally going to get the presents he asked Santa for earlier! That is, if he asked for a nice helping of kale! LOLz!
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This is too stinkin' cute!!!
With Christmas just around the corner, Mad Men momma January Jones decided to hit up The Grove to do a little shopping and she brought her cutie pie son Xander with her!!
But the actress also had a surprise for her little man. They were going to meet Santa Claus!!
Xander absolutely lit up as he got to sit with Kris Kringle and tell him what he wanted for Christmas! Hopefully he wasn't naughty this year!
While the picture perfect moment probably provided the most adorable Christmas card for January, we gotta say Santa is probably the real winner here considering he gets to brag to tell all of the elves that Betty
Draper Francis sat on his lap!
Let's just hope Mrs. Claus doesn't get jealous! LOLz!
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We didn't realize this mommy was so funny!
January Jones always looks super serious, especially when she's out and about with her son Xander!
Maybe that is because everyone's usually asking her about his real father.
Well, the actress gets by with a sense of humor, a sense of humor Hollywood cutie James Marsden is all too aware of!
In fact, according to James, January even jokes that he's the father!! WHAT??? He recently said in an interview: