Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
When the words "sex tape" and "Cameron Diaz" are in the same sentence, you don't really need to do much advertising.
But Cameron has been talking to Esquire magazine anyway, and opened up about the craziest part of shooting the flick:
Is there anything Jason Segel CAN’T do?! Seriously, the guy is a hilarious actor AND he has some serious musical skillz!
Well apparently we can now add writer to his list of talents as he just inked a deal with Random House to write 3 kids books!
The series will be titled Nightmares! and will follow a group of friends who learn the importance of facing your fears!
The actor says:
The Oz: The Great And Powerful star was spotted getting some serious Matilda time in NYC on Wednesday.
So what did Michelle and Matilda do on their mother-daughter day? They visited CrewCuts!
No, they weren't enrolling in boot camp- it's a clothing store, the all kids' edition of J. Crew!
Man, Matilda must be easy to shop for- she even looks adorbz trying to match polka dots and stripes!
We doubt we could pull that off!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Hey, wait a minute… didn't they get ice cream yesterday too? What kind of diet is that??
Well, while the previous day's indulgence was a reward for doing well in school, this ice cream trip was for pain relief.
Poor Matilda had to get her before school boosters and limped all the way to the ice cream shoppe!
And nothing soothes the sting of shots like a nice cold soft serve! Especially if you know where to put it!
There's nothing ice cream can't do!
Can you guess what it was?
No, not soup! It was ice-cream!!!
The love birds treated the love child to a tasty snack for doing such a good job in school that day where Matilda scored a perfect score on the SAT's.
The SAT's is of course a comprehensive test that scores how SO AWESOME TOTALLY a person is.
We all know Matilda was going to hit that one out of the ballpark. She's just wonderful!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Michelle Williams picked up Matilda from school today, and she brought a special friend with her.
Anyone want to take a gander on who that friend was?
It was Jason Segel!
While Michelle was all smiles with the paparazzi, Segel only offered a quick wave before all three of them leapt inside the car.
They then peeled off and rode towards the sun - it was straight out of a movie.
We love this family!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]