He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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If you ever wanted to see what multiple Jason Statham's looked like covered in oil grinding in outer space, you're in luck!!
This week, an early 1990s music video for the British band The Shamen called Comin' On popped up on Reddit – and it features the action star EXTREMELY greasy and one thin layer of fabric away from his birthday suit.
In the glorious clip, you can experience the 47-year-old humping the air and bumping to the beat. He's even seen grooving in a field of psychedelic mushrooms as provided by the still image (above)! Trippy, man!
The best part of the song is definitely the Furious 7 actor's seXXX-rated body — we totally get why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has it so bad for him!
Ch-ch-check out Jason's great gyrating performance before mega-fame (below)!
OMG! How adorable!
We mean… how action-packed!
Whoever came up with the idea for a parody of the megahit record-breaking blockbuster Furious 7 with cute kids is clever….
… but the kid playing Lil Jason Statham is a freakin' genius!!
Vin Diesel sure is setting himself up to be furious this coming award season..
That's because the action star has gone on record saying that he thinks Furious 7 is going to sweep the Academy Awards!
Not only that, but he thinks the seventh chapter in his racing franchise could win Best Picture.
We're not saying he's wrong, but none of the first six movies even got nominated… but still, we haven't seen it, so who knows!
Vin shared his very ballsy prediction in a recent interview, saying:
Jason Statham IS The Transporter!
Or maybe not…
When Jason went off to terrorize the gang in Furious 7, his hard-hitting getaway driver Frank Martin needed to be replaced.
Enter Ed Skrein, whom you may know as the first (really hot) Daario Naharis, who romanced Khaleesi with his big, curved sword on Game Of Thrones!
He left the hit show to do this movie, so ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see for yourself whether it was worth it!
What? Furiouser isn't a word? It is now. Know why?
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to get your biggest look yet at the quickly approaching sequel! April 3rd will be here before you know it!
But the main star of this international trailer?
Michelle Rodriguez! Seriously!
Letty DOMINATED this trailer with some BRAND NEW FOOTAGE, and we were lovin' every second!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) for all the M-Rod action!!!
The insane second trailer for Furious 7 has landed like a muscle car with a parachute!
And it's giving fans a whole new look at the most dangerous adversary yet — the Transporter himself Jason Statham!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
But it's not all about cars and explosions for Vin Diesel — it's about heart.
The star was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to talk movies, but he ended up dropping a bombshell about family.
It was in that very studio where he first met Paul Walker! See the emotional moment (below)!