Jeff Goldblum News Archive
Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!
T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!
In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…
A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)
And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.
One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":
The wait is finally over!!!!
In what must surely be the greatest announcement since the Japanese Empire surrendered in 1945, 20th Century Fox gave us an official release date for Independence Day 2!!!!
Nineteen years after those alien bastards blew up our favorite White House, they're returning for round two!!
Or maybe we're sending Dennis Rodman as an emissary to their alien home world?? We haven't read the script!!!
If 60 really is the new 25, that means Jeff Goldblum is dating an older woman, LOLz!!!
The talented Independence Day actor brandished a FIERCE smile outside of Craig's in WeHo last night!
We wonder if he was grinning like the kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar because he was so happy to be spotted alongside his lovely girlfriend Emilie Livingston!?
Aww! Don't they look adorbzies!!
The last time we caught up to Jeffy-poo he