Sometimes you have to know when to call it quits.
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They left us!
THEY LEFT US!
The entire main original cast from Jurassic Park is leaving us to fend for ourselves in the upcoming sequel!
There was talk that Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler, Tim, Lex, Hammond, and Malcolm would all be back on the island for Jurassic World, but director Colin Trevorrow is
Is it just us or is Mortdecai getting more and more interesting by the day?
Word on the street is Aubrey Plaza, Jeff Goldblum, and Oliver Platt will be joining actor on this adventurous film.
Filming in London wrapped up not too long ago and now production is starting to film in El Lay!
We're not quite sure what their roles are yet, but anything with Aubrey Plaza is bound to be sarcastically HIGHlarious!
Besides, isn't that what British humor is about? Sarcastic and dry humor?
LOLz! Great additions to an already brilliant cast!
Take a look at some photos of Jeff visiting Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny on set (below)!
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She's lending her
Goop talent to this fabulous flick!
The powerful duo looked deep in convo with scripts in hand, perhaps working out a scene they were about to shoot!
According to IMDB, it's not yet known what Gwyneth's character in the film is called…but she looks totes hot in a low cut little black dress courtesy of the wardrobe department! Thankfully for her, they aren't filming anywhere near the polar vortex.
Here's hoping her and J. Depp have some shhmokin' hot love scenes!
As we revealed yesterday, his character Charles Mortdecai is no stranger to half-nekked ladies!
Ch-ch-check out more set pics featuring Jeff Goldblum (below)!
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Where there's a Will, there's two ways!
Roland Emmerich, the director who loves blowing up the White House in movies, recently revealed in an interview that there are not one, but two versions of the upcoming Independence Day 2 movie!
But why two? Do the aliens win in one of the scripts?! What gives?
Well, Will Smith, who has apparently played very hard to get it when it comes to signing on for the sequel, has yet to agree to do the film!
Come on, Will! You're not going to let all those innocent extras who perished in the first movie die in vain, are you?
However, the prospect of Will defending the human race once again is actually "looking good," according to Roland.
Meanwhile, Will's co-pilot and co-star Jeff Goldblum is signed on, as well as the best President ever, Bill Pullman.
We will not go quietly into the night! We'll scream at the top of our lungs, if it meant that Will would kick some alien ass again!
Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!
T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!
In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…
A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)
And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.
One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":
The wait is finally over!!!!
In what must surely be the greatest announcement since the Japanese Empire surrendered in 1945, 20th Century Fox gave us an official release date for Independence Day 2!!!!
Nineteen years after those alien bastards blew up our favorite White House, they're returning for round two!!
Or maybe we're sending Dennis Rodman as an emissary to their alien home world?? We haven't read the script!!!
If 60 really is the new 25, that means Jeff Goldblum is dating an older woman, LOLz!!!
The talented Independence Day actor brandished a FIERCE smile outside of Craig's in WeHo last night!
We wonder if he was grinning like the kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar because he was so happy to be spotted alongside his lovely girlfriend Emilie Livingston!?
Aww! Don't they look adorbzies!!
The last time we caught up to Jeffy-poo he