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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

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Dinosaur erotic is not only real but well reviewed??

Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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Independence Day 2 Is Coming All Over Our Eyes & Ears In 2015!!! Get The Deets HERE!

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The wait is finally over!!!!

In what must surely be the greatest announcement since the Japanese Empire surrendered in 1945, 20th Century Fox gave us an official release date for Independence Day 2!!!!

ZOMG!!!! YES!!!!

Nineteen years after those alien bastards blew up our favorite White House, they're returning for round two!!

Or maybe we're sending Dennis Rodman as an emissary to their alien home world?? We haven't read the script!!!

All we know about the sequel for sure is that Bill Pullman will reprise his role as President Awesomepantz, Roland Emmerich will return to direct, and Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith

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Jurassic Jeff Goldblum Spotted In WeHo With His Adorbzies Younger GF!

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If 60 really is the new 25, that means Jeff Goldblum is dating an older woman, LOLz!!!

The talented Independence Day actor brandished a FIERCE smile outside of Craig's in WeHo last night!

We wonder if he was grinning like the kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar because he was so happy to be spotted alongside his lovely girlfriend Emilie Livingston!?

Aww! Don't they look adorbzies!!

The last time we caught up to Jeffy-poo he

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Jeff Goldblum Hits The Gym

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Jeff Goldblum Hits The Gym

Jeff, it’s not the 70s anymore! Lose the tie dye! LOL!

Jeff Goldblum was spotted leaving his gym in West Hollywood recently, looking pretty tired.

He must have had a good workout!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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