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There are few ways to make a "just married" picture even MORE romantic and flattering than it already is…

Unless of course you take that picture and filter the sh*t out of it on Instagram! LOLz!

Sandra Bullock's unfaithful former lover Jesse James married his pro-drag racing girlfriend Alexis DeJoria in Malibu over the weekend, and the motorcycle crafting dude posted an adorable pic from the celebration to his Instagram account (above)!

Jesse accompanied the image with a message that states:

The former Mr. Sandra Bullock has officially tied the knot…again!

Jesse James and pro-drag racer Alexis DeJoria were married on Sunday at Alexis’ father’s house in Malibu, while the pair’s daughters, Sunny and Bella, served as their flower girls. The two also officiated their vows with wedding rings designed by jeweler Neil Lane.

Alexis is the daughter of John Paul DeJoria, the co-founder of Paul Mitchell hair products and Patron Spirits Company.

The newlyweds had only recently announced their engagement. Though congratulations are in order, let’s hope Jesse doesn’t screw up his fourth marriage!

Some guys just never learn…

[Image via DJDM/WENN and Alexis DeJoria's Twitter.]

Oh, Jesse James, what can we say?

We’re not so sure you should be walking back down that aisle considering your complicated relationship past.

Remember Sandra Bullock and Kat Von D? Those weren’t fun times.

But, this man was never one to listen!

And now it seems he is ready to tie the knot for a FOURTH time!

Jesse has been quietly romancing drag racer Alexis DeJoria (above) who might not sound at all familiar, but her father is super freaking rich Paul Mitchell hair products co-founder John Paul DeJoria.

The couple, who bonded over cars, is set to make it official in Malibu at the end of March after six months of dating.

While she must be gung ho to take on the never-ending challenge of reforming Jesse’s cheating ways, others aren’t so sure this will turn out to be a solid marriage.

Shocking…right?

A source commented:

Yikes!

We understand a person's need to feel safe! Jesse James, especially, with all the scorned women he's left in his wake!

But when the man behind Monster Garage used his Facebook page to advertise for the National Rifle Association this weekend, he offended some people still reeling the tragedy in Newtown, CT!

Jesse posted a pic of himself Kat Von D would never ink onto her body and he said:

"For the last 20 years living in California I could never let my guard down, not even for a minute. This is what living in a state with strict gun control was like."

Ugh. Between Kitty Kat and Sandra Bullock, he probably couldn't let his guard down because of the hearts he broke!

He then revealed:

"[Since moving to Texas] I have not seen one dead body, have not experienced any drive-by shootings. I can now relax, and live life in this free country."

Jesse finished his lengthy post with a link to the NRA's website, urging his followers to join the cause.

We're glad you feel safer in the Lone Star State, but your Facebook followers might feel safer in a world where it's harder for troubled individuals to acquire firearms — not easier!!

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[Image via Facebook.]

Ah, there was a time when Kat Von D said she would never ever ever remove the tattoo of Jesse James' face, even if they broke up. That time has passed, and it looks like "never" has come and gone.

Twitter is awesome for this kinda stuff, so here's what she posted:

"AND SO IT BEGINS! First round of tattoo removal well underway! :)"

Attached, is the picture (above) — which shows a laser burning out the eyes of a young Jesse James.

Brutal! Ha!

Well… literally brutal, as the tat is on her ribcage. Removal is NOT a comfortable thing to do. It supposedly hurts a whooooole shizzload!

This is why you don't tattoo stuff about your boyfriend/girlfriends! LOLz!

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[Image via Instagram.]

WeHo residents likely had trouble falling asleep Saturday over the sound of pitter-pattering young hearts in love!

Watching DJ Deadmau5 and her tat-toting KittyKat wander around town hand-in-hand is enough to defrost the ice-cold heart of even the most jaded cynic!

Kat Von D and her boyfriend were spotted strolling toward their romantic dinner destination, Taste on Melrose!!

Sounds DELISH!!

We're just so thrilled to see her happily entrenched in a relationship without cheating, or scandal, or Jesse James!

Good luck, you two! And don't forget to enjoy noshing on each other's, ahem, desserts safely!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

This new love is so hot, it BURNS!!

We just hope this fire doesn't result in a lawsuit, LOLz!!

Famed tattoo artist Kat Von D strolled hand-in-hand with bushy-faced Brit Scroobius Pip on Tuesday — just hours after tweeting this cutesy sentiment to her nearly one million followers: