Little Honor Marie is a big girl now!

With poppa Cash Warren checking over his shoulder to make sure the newly walking tot hasn't taken a spill, little Honor was taking in her newfound view of West Hollywood while madre YESsica Alba follows behind.

So precious!

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Jessica Alba looks so DEVIOUS!

This is a new promotional poster for the Robert Rodriguez's flick Machete! Jessica plays sexy ICE agent tracking the main character, Machete, played by Danny Trejo.

You know who else is in this movie?

Lindsay Lohan!

Can't wait to see how that all panned out!

Hopefully she gets the machete!

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It looks like Yessica Alba has found her Halloween costume - smiley, happy person!

And it freaks us out every time!

Jessica was seen in West Hollywood on Thursday getting a pumpkin for her lil' pumpkin', Honor Marie.

She's so cute and has such a great disposition!

Honor must have gotten those genes from Cash!

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YESsica Alba is sick of denying her roots!!

The actress was seen exiting Escilo Salon in El Lay yesterday, where she died her hair back from Asslee red to her usual poop brown.

We're feeling it on her, though!

It perfectly encapsulates her acting ability!

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Really?! She's not very funny.

Remember the shiteous Good Luck Chuck?

Jessica Alba is in talks for a role in Little Fockers, the third installment of the Meet the Parents franchise with Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller.

Jessica would play a sexy pharmaceutical rep "whose looks wreak havoc on male in the story."

Well it all makes sense now, she's being cast as the "pretty girl" again AKA the only role she can play.

The film is set to begin production in the next few months with a predicted release of 2010. It will pick up where Meet the Fockers left off wiith Stiller's and Teri Polo's characters entering parenthood.

YESsica aside, we're looking kinda forward to this. The first two were pretty funny!

Will U be going to see Little Fockers?

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YESsica Alba is regretting a few of her past decisions. And we're not talking about some of her shiteous movies! We mean her tattoos.

Jessica was spotted out yesterday in Beverly Hills rocking her new firecrotch red hair, but visibly absent was her neck tattoo.

Alba's been sporting a small ladybug and daisy flower on her neck for a few years now and the tattoo was barely visible as of this past July. At least what was left of it.

But yesterday's photo shows an almost fading ladybug and flower.

Wonder why the sudden desire to get it lasered off?

And does that mean she's gonna get rid of her tramp-stamp ltramp stamp tattoo as well?

[Archive images via WENN / September image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Someone needs to hire a new hairstylist. And fast!

YESsica Alba was spotted out Sunday in Beverly Hills getting her nails done. And, unfortunately for Alba, she's sporting a shiteous new hair don't!

Apparently, her hairdresser dipped into Ashlee Simpson's favorite hair color and effed up Alba's locks.

Seriously, how desperate do you have to be to want to look like Asslee?

You might have taken her hair color, but please don't take her makeup stylist!

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Que?!?!

Jessica formerly "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba says she is teaching Spanish to her adorable daughter, Honor Marie.

"I am a mother who shoves information down her throat, poor thing. I sing her songs about colors in Spanish and English when I'm cooking. Literally I integrate learning into everything I do. We're into colors because I feel that's something a 15-month-old can sort of identify. So now she kind of points to blue and says 'azul' and I say 'Yes, azul, muy bien!' It's slow going but she's sort of picking it up."

Teaching kiddies a language when they're so young is the way to go!

But do you even know any Spanish beyond the colors, YESsica?

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Jessica Alba was out for a stroll with a friend and her little one, Honor Marie Warren, this past weekend in El Lay.

Does anyone else think she looks a little…nuts?

She has a pretty doofus grin on her face, a rather ridiculous outfit on, and only one earring!

You're in shambles, girl!

Are you getting enough sleep?

Lay off the…. uhmmm… happy pills!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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