
Reese Witherspoon may have canceled various talk show appearances after her VERY embarrassing drunken rant to a police officer was made public knowledge this past weekend…
But that doesn't mean her boozy behavior is safe from the sharp tongues of late night television!
During Monday's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the comedian host poked fun at Reese's recent arrest for disorderly conduct, joking:

We've already seen all your naked bits, Jennifer Morrison so what's the point of just giving us a little peek-a-boo tease?
The Once Upon a Time actress stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night wearing a sheer coral Maria Lucia Hohan dress with leather trim that looked stunning on her. Especially the open sides and bare back!
It was soooo sheer though that, thankfully, she wore a nude slip underneath. Must stay demure, after all!
We still prefer naked Jennifer though! Ha!
[Image via ROLO/AKM-GSI Media.]
Mark Wahlberg is one of the most famous of celebrities to come from Boston, so any reporter or host wouldn't be doing their job right if they didn't ask him how he felt about Monday's tragic and horrifying bombing.
He was on Jimmy Kimmel (above) promoting his new movie Pain & Gain, and here's what he said:

How sweet is this??
Matt Damon and his wifey Luciana Barroso were all smiles as they walked hand-in-hand on the beach in St. Lucia, and why wouldn't they be? They JUST renewed their wedding vows 24 hours earlier!!
The actor spared no expense for the special occasion and rented out the ENTIRE Sugar Beach resort!
We're guessing they needed the extra space for the jumbo-sized guest list that included Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel and MANY more!
Matty went all out to celebrate their eight years of happy marriage, and from the looks of it, it definitely paid off!
Congrats you two love-birds!
[Image via Splash News.]

It's always nice to see celebs give back!
And even nicer when it means we can get our hands on Adam Levine's junk!
Adam and a slew of other stars are offering some amazing donations to a charity auction to save a struggling El Lay charter school!
Carly Rae Jepsen, Chelsea Handler, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and Jimmy Fallon are among the stars who donated VIP tickets, signed items, and even a personal greeting!
If you're interested in helping a worthy cause- or just helping yourself to a guitar signed by Maroon 5- you can bid here!

Just when we thought Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso's vow renewal couldn't sound anymore romantic!!!!
Even with the star-studded guest list, the St. Lucia ceremony— officiated by none other then Jimmy Kimmel— was a very personal affair as evident by their sweet, heart melting vows AND Matt's message on the wedding invitation.
On the invite, Matt recalled the time he met the love of his life in 2003 at a bar where Luciana worked in Miami's South Beach. He remembered after he "tried to think of something cool to say" that the now happily married couple "made a pact that we'd have a big celebration down the road" after modestly saying "I do" at Miami's City Hall.
As Matt finally stood in front of an altar eight years later in the company of family and friends, he promised:
"To keep my sense of humor through everything and anything life throws at us…to defend you in public and correct you in private, to hold the handheld shower when you're rinsing the dye out of your hair even though you say I don't do it right, to always respect your views even when we disagree—like about the fact that there's a right way and a wrong way to hold a handheld shower…to make a fool out of myself in front of you—but not too often…to be the dad our four beautiful children deserve, to be your best friend."
His ladylove, who didn't even know Matt's star status was when they met, vowed:
Good news, Paramore fans!
Hayley Williams and her band of lovelies visited Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and performed not one, but TWO fantabulous songs!!
De-wax those ears and pr-pr-press PLAY on the pink button (above) for a super-sweet live rendition of their latest single, Still Into You!
Paramore knows the job ain't done until we've all had multiple eargasms, so they played an encore tune too!!!
Listen to Now…AFTER THE JUMP!!!