This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Looks like someone's been watching reruns of Dynasty!
The 44 year old turned the red carpet into a winter wonderland in a white jacquard Marchesa Resort dress with puffy rosette shoulders.
The dress had potential, but it feels too much like a bad 80s prom dress. And the shoes were just wrong.
What do U think?!?
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Joan Collins is one hot momma.
Even though she's 78-years-old, she seems to defy age. The actress/author wore a thigh-skimming silk dress, and showed off her amazing legs, while promoting her book The World According to Joan at Selfridges in London.
Joan once said that sex was better than Botox, and honey, we believe you! You look incredible!
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But we don't really have a problem with that. We're just happy to know Joan Collins enjoy this year's festivities without an impromptu trip to the hospital like last year!
With a Dynasty reputation to uphold, Joan showed up at the Vanity Fair Oscar party dressed simply, but elegantly for a woman of her caliber.
And OMG - only a star of the 80s can pull off those kinds of shoulder pads! Seriously, so ah-mazing!!!
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Joan Collins is a tough critic. There’s rarely anyone she’ll rave about, instead she’s quick to point out their flaws.
In fact, when shown a recent photo of Kate Winslet during the Venice Film Festival, Joan revealed to the Daily Telegraph:
"Oh, that's a dreadful dress. The worst dress. And ghastly shoes and an awful hairstyle. I'm sorry."
As for other stars, on Carey Mulligan she added:
"I don't want to comment on Carey Mulligan. I can't believe she's playing Eliza Doolittle in a new movie.”
She even had some choice words for Adele, saying:
"Adele is a very good singer, very, very talented, but she has a terrible hairpiece."
Though one person she’s a fan of — Victoria Beckham! The 78-year-old stated:
"Oh I love Victoria Beckham. You've finally found someone I like."
We love us some Victoria Beckham too!
What do U think of Joan's comments above?
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