Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hmmm…not entirely sure we believe this excuse…
Pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, eh?
The actor took to his Twitter to post two pics of paper that explain everything that he was doing as performance art. Both of which have been deleted, but can be viewed in their full, ranting glory (below)!
Essentially, the Nymphomaniac actor claims that the hashtag, #stopcreating, is a project he created with Luke Turner who is a "Meta-Modernist," Kenneth Goldsmith who was the Museum of Modern Art's first poet laureate, and David Ayer (who wrote Training Day & End Of Watch).
In the explanation, he states:
We're guessing Marky Mark is feeling those good vibrations right about now because that dude is on top of the movie-making world!
The gritty new war film he stars in, Lone Survivor, just enjoyed a $38.5 million dollar opening weekend and easily dominated its box office competition!
Not only did Peter Berg's critically acclaimed flick oust Disney's Frozen from the top spot, but it straight-up OBLITERATED two other big name films that also opened this weekend.
But even though the Hollywood Foreign Press will be the ones who decide who takes home the awards on Sunday, we still think you should be able to pick your faves in all of the acting categories!
Behold, Perezcious Readers!
It’s our “You Pick The Winners Poll”!
Ch-ch-check out all of the nominees (below) and vote for who YOU think is most deserving of the Golden Globe this year!!!
We thought we had a done deal?!
Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston was reportedly shaved and ready to go as the next Lex Luthor for the upcoming Batman vs. Superman flick!
But new reports this week suggest Joaquin Phoenix is being considered to play the part of the evil villain!
Sources say Warner Bros. is tapping the Oscar-nominated actor for an unspecified role in the superhero franchise. But studio insiders say Joaquin
It looks like this year's Golden Globes will make history. Well, they'll make history rich with awards anyway!
Period pieces lead the way this year as the swingin' 70s set American Hustle and antebellum 12 Years A Slave lead the film nominations with seven each.
See the full list of nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Her luscious lips, her ridiculous rack, and that bodacious butt! Hot dayum! Scarlett Johansson’s body is sort of the sexiest thing in the world, right?!
But sorry ScarJo fans, you won’t see any of it in this flick!
The sound of Scarlett is all Joaquin Phoenix needs to
get off fall in love with her in the new movie Her! While she never appears on screen, Johansson is sort of AH-Mazing as the voice of Samantha, the sultry super computer!
So how do a man and a machine fall for one another?
We’re guessing it’s just a TON of dirty talk. Lolz!
All kidding aside, this brand new trailer is super sweet! Press PLAY above to watch AND listen to what true love is!
Joaquin Phoenix is as unpredictable as they come, but that doesn't mean he doesn't hold a set of beliefs and keep to them!
Everyone knows that he's vegan — that's not news. What IS news is how he became vegan, and more importantly WHEN he became vegan!
HE WAS THREE!
Here's what he said about the day he gave up meat: