This is so sad.
Joaquin Phoenix News Archive
Zac Efron! Justin Timberlake! Evan Peters! These Are Just A Few Of The SeXXXy Men — Who've Slept With Lindsay Lohan?! LiLo's Little Black Book Revealed!
If this reported hookup list is real, Lindsay Lohan might've banged some of the hottest men in showbiz…ow owww!
Sources have revealed that the 27-year-old Mean Girls actress created the list during a heavy night of cocktail drinking at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013.
The onlookers, who say they watched Lindz drum up the document, said:
Joaquin Phoenix is taking karate, just so you know.
Now that we've cleared that up a bit, we also want you to know that he was spotted leaving his karate class in Beverly Hills — barefoot!
This wouldn't be a big deal, because karate is done barefoot a lot while in training, except he left the dojo to grab some cash from the ATM and STILL didn't put shoes on!
What about glass? The dirt?
He's either super tough or absolutely mental!
After dating a computer for a while, we suppose you're immune to lots of kinds of pain!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Our mind is blown!
Imagine, if you will, a different A-list actor playing the voice of the operating system that falls in love with Joaquin Phoenix!!
Imagine if director Spike Jonze had cast Philip Seymour Hoffman instead! Ha! That would've made the sex scenes way way way more awkward!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious Har trailer…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Shia LaBeouf Says All Of His Antics Were For Performance Art! Claims He Was Pulling A Joaquin Phoenix On Everyone!
Hmmm…not entirely sure we believe this excuse…
Pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, eh?
The actor took to his Twitter to post two pics of paper that explain everything that he was doing as performance art. Both of which have been deleted, but can be viewed in their full, ranting glory (below)!
Essentially, the Nymphomaniac actor claims that the hashtag, #stopcreating, is a project he created with Luke Turner who is a "Meta-Modernist," Kenneth Goldsmith who was the Museum of Modern Art's first poet laureate, and David Ayer (who wrote Training Day & End Of Watch).
In the explanation, he states:
We're guessing Marky Mark is feeling those good vibrations right about now because that dude is on top of the movie-making world!
The gritty new war film he stars in, Lone Survivor, just enjoyed a $38.5 million dollar opening weekend and easily dominated its box office competition!
Not only did Peter Berg's critically acclaimed flick oust Disney's Frozen from the top spot, but it straight-up OBLITERATED two other big name films that also opened this weekend.
But even though the Hollywood Foreign Press will be the ones who decide who takes home the awards on Sunday, we still think you should be able to pick your faves in all of the acting categories!
Behold, Perezcious Readers!
It’s our “You Pick The Winners Poll”!
Ch-ch-check out all of the nominees (below) and vote for who YOU think is most deserving of the Golden Globe this year!!!
We thought we had a done deal?!
Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston was reportedly shaved and ready to go as the next Lex Luthor for the upcoming Batman vs. Superman flick!
But new reports this week suggest Joaquin Phoenix is being considered to play the part of the evil villain!
Sources say Warner Bros. is tapping the Oscar-nominated actor for an unspecified role in the superhero franchise. But studio insiders say Joaquin