We take it John Mayer doesn't really enjoy being interviewed, but we do know he enjoys sodomy!!!

Last night, a reporter caught up with John at a party he was hosting at the Armani store. After kindly telling the reporter " I love you, you're beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth" when talking about Obama's Nobel win, the conversation took an even stranger tone when the reporter asked about his new album:

"Why don't you tell me about your new album? You've been in the studio for a while.
I have a record coming out November 17.

Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
Look what we're doing right now! We're connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it's going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.

How is that different? Haven't you written a lot about heartbreak?
I think most artists do, but this is really breaking into the theme of it as a concept.

Is there hope behind the heartbreak?
The melody is the hope. The lyrics are the heartbreak, the melody is the hope. If you have the lyrics being the heartbreak and the music as the heartbreak, your editor made you ask stupid fucking questions! You're standing in front of me acting as if these questions are fair, but now we're talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn't fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept.

What concept?
More political things, worldly things.

Such as?
Nothing rhymed with public option.

You don't always have to rhyme, though.
I'm going to forcefully sodomize your editor."

Geez, we thought stoners were a mellow sort of folk!

Take another hit, John!

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Check out the just-released video for his new single, stoner song Who Says?, above.

The song is a sweet, simple little ditty and the video is kinda the antithesis to that, though. It looks big and expensive, kinda like a Mariah Carey vid - all glam and no substance!

Why so many beauty shots? You're pretty and all, John, but you don't need to be blown out and overexposed!

What do you think about the vid?

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With his new album, Battle Studies, being released on November 17th, John Mayer has announced two upcoming shows around the holidays with the "elusive" John Mayer Trio including bassist Pino Palladino and drummer Steve Jordan.

They'll be playing at the Copley Symphony Hall in San Diego on December 29 and on New Year's Eve show in Las Vegas at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.

Both concerts will raise money for veterans' charities including Military Outreach Ministry Camp Pendleton and the Veterans Health Research Institute.

Mayer's also planning his North American tour to begin in early 2010.

Are U looking forward to Mayer's new album?

We're excited to hear his collaboration with T-Swizzle on the track Half of My Heart!

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And it is rather lackluster!

CLICK HERE to take a listen.

Thoughts????

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Haven't we been down this road enough??? It's getting mildly incredibly pathetic now!

Life & Style is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back to their old tricks again and are spending a lot of quality time together.

An insider has told the mag that three days prior to a dinner date with co-star and rumored new boyfriend Gerard Butler, Maniston invited John to a get together at the Arquettes! The source says:

“Jen’s trying to get their relationship back on its feet, so this was a big step. And Courteney is being open-minded — all she wants is for Jen to find happiness.”

No, no. Courteney, you made a somewhat decent decision in a life partner. Why are you letting her do this AGAIN???! What kind of friend are you???

The insider also says:

“He has a bad reputation with women, but Jen sees John as a sensitive guy who’s pretty much had the key to her heart since they first met.”

No! No! NOO!!

For now, maybe there is some hope. We can at least take some refuge that she hasn't chosen between John or Gerard.

We'll just keep our fingers crossed that she ends up with the Brit, not the baby.

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According to reports, John Mayer was at Manhattan's GoldBar when a stabbing occured Sunday morning around 3AM.

Mayer left the bar minutes before cops and paramedics arrived at the scene.

Apparently, a man and woman were having an argument and ended with the man being stabbed.

An eyewitness said, "The woman then went screaming out of the club and bouncers rushed in."

It's unknown if the woman is responsible for stabbing the man.

Surprisingly Johnny boy hasn't said anything about the stabbing. Which is unusual since he uses his Twitter to keep everyone in the know about who and what he may or may not be doing.

Glad he's ok though.

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John Mayer did as all good celebrities do and took to his Twitter last night to address the rumors that he's been hooking up with Kristin Cavallari for the past two years.

Mayer tweets:

"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."

"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."

"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."

"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."

Oh, that John Mayer, SUCH a comedian.

And Maniston breathes a sigh of relief!

P.S. CLICK HERE to follow Perez Hilton on Twitter!

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Apparently, shacking up with her for TWO YEARS!!!

Reports claim that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari from The Hills have been hooking up secretly for quite some time (two years!). The pair have been sneaking off to a mutual friend's house in the Mt. Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills to get freaky…for two years!

That's a long ass time to keep this under wraps! Props to you guys.

A source close to Kristin says the reality star has been hesitant to start anything serious with John because "because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on."

Wow! We hope for Jennifer Aniston's sanity she wasn't dating him at the time!

Furthermore, we're hearing that since their secret love affair has come out into the open, they are starting to consider seriously going public.

Can you imagine?!?! John Mayer guest starring on The Hills?

It's too much to bare!

What do u think?

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No one ever had an unkind word about DJ AM!

A day after his burial, hundreds of guests gathered at the Hollywood Palladium on Thursday night to pay their respects to the beloved celebrity deejay (aka Adam Goldstein).

Some recognizable faces in attendance included former fiancée Nicole Richie along with Lindsay Lohan, saMAN Ronson, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Robert Downey Jr, John Mayer, Tom Arnold, Dr. Drew and Jon Favreau.

"He was my soulmate and now he is my soul," girlfriend Haley Wood told the crowd at the almost 3 hours service. "He is my amazing grace."

Adam will be greatly missed.

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