How sweet!

Gag.

Jennifer Aniston helped her boy toy (who likes to kiss boys), John Mayer, ring in his 31st birthday on Wednesday night at LA's Grand Havana Room, a members-only restaurant and cigar club.

Cough, cough!

A snitch reported, "They seemed to be having a great time. They were sitting next to each other. They're a very good-looking couple and seemed happy together."

Enjoy the happiness while you have it!

It's not gonna last long!

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Puke-o-rama!

An eyewitness reports that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were out at an LA restaurant with friends on Tuesday and were all touchy feely and shiz.

Maniston, John and friends arrived at the Sunset Tower's Tower Bar at around 10 p.m. and says the snitch:

"They looked like they had the best time. They were holding hands at one point and seemed very much back on. She seemed extremely happy to be back with him," the insider tells Us. "They were close and laughing the whole time with their friends."

We think this is either going to end badly OR she'll get him to knock her up.

Man's clock is ticking!

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Here's some Jennifer Aniston news that involves neither infinite moping nor dog psychiatrists.

Star reports that the former Friends star planned to be in and out of New York for a promotional spot for her new perfume. But, after a barrage of emails to Jen's heart from ex-boyfriend John Mayer, she decided to extend her NYC stay.

After sending a barrage of romantic email, John's persistence has paid off. The actress jetted to New York, where the pair fanned the flames of their renewed romance with intimate sushi dinners at John's Soho apartment and a very cozy Italian feast at Manhattan's chic Il Mulino restaurant.

"At first Jennifer was afraid to respond to John's messages because she was afraid he'd break her heart again," says an insider. "The emails were especially poetic — like love songs. He said he'd never stop loving her and he's been very, very persuasive."

Jen had already scheduled a trip to the Big Apple to film a promotional video for her new perfume, Star has learned exclusively. But business quickly turned to pleasure.

"She could have been in and out of New York City but she lingered on to be with John," the insider continues.

Is Jen just setting herself up for disaster? We don't care, just as long as she stops whining.

Maniston probably couldn't stand all the press Angelina's been getting.

She so planned this reunion with Mayer on purpose! Cockblocking the media attention!

[Images via WENN.]

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We told you late last month that there were rumblings of John & Jen reunion.

Well, it's finally happened!!!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Maniston & Mayer were spotted kissing in Los Angeles on Monday, after they arrived together via private plane.

They just flew into Los Angeles together, landing at 4:05 Pacific Time on Monday, October, 13, The ENQUIRER has confirmed.

The pair split in August after a 3 ½-month romance, but the met up in Manhattan recently and looked like lovers when they came back to California together.

“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.

“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

Hmmmm…friends with benefits? Or back together?

Once in L.A. they went their separate ways but judging by the kissing, insiders say there’s more to this than just a friendly plane ride together.

“Jennifer was in New York doing some shopping before she starts promotional work for her new movies, He’s Just Not That Into You and Marley And Me, said an insider.

“John was relaxing after finishing his international tour, and they hooked up. “ After spending time together under the radar in New York, they flew to Los Angeles together and looked every bit the couple they once were.

We love it!

Man just makes it too easy!

She is CONTINUALLY self-sabotaging!!!

This will end in disaster sooner than you can say Vince Vaughn three times.

[Images via WENN.]

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Can Jennifer Aniston just get over it already?

As if it wasn't hard enough enduring how she's "over" her 2005 divorce from Brad Pitt in every single interview FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS, now we hear reports that she's been calling up her ex, John Mayer.

A source dishes that Jen is just a tad needy (no surprise there, bbs), and even needier when she starts "partying" - which she's reportedly taken to since she worked in Miami on Marley & Me and started dating Mayer.

Peer pressure!

Apparently, last week, after TWO WHOLE GLASSES OF WINE, Aniston threw inhibition to the wind and phoned up John. The two have been chatting ever since and John is looking forward to seeing her again.

Since their break up, Jen's been said to be "drowning" her sorrows and withdrawing from the world.

Gosh, hearing about Jennifer "letting her hair down" makes us want to go to sleep.

Weeks before Mayer dumped her, the former Friends star went under the knife for lip surgery in a bid to please the singer, says the Daily Mail.

This is just a new addition to a string of failed relationships with the likes of Vince Vaughan and British model Paul Sculfor.

Sounds like girlfriend's got a serious case of codependency!

She'd be better off with some gal pals and a scoop of ice cream rather than a glass of wine to ease her sorrows!

[Image via WENN.]

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Music, Jennifer Aniston, stand up comedy…TV host?

What else will the man try and fail at????

Rumor has it that John Mayer is in talks to host an Ed Sullivan-like variety show for CBS.

We guess that since Rosie O'Donnell just announced a similar show for NBC, CBS has got to come up with their own.

Of all the celebrities out there, why John Mayer???

Mayer has joked that he would like the show to feature interviews with ex-girlfriends.

Yeah, that made us roll our eyes too.

Although, we have to admit that it might be amusing to watch Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson share a couch, in addition to Mayer's trademark facial contortions.

He really should just stick to making music!

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Perezcious reader Jennifer was (un)fortunate enough to see John Mayer do his comedy thing in the NYC this past Sunday.

She sent us her pix and an account of the evening to share with y'all:

Last Sunday we went to the Comedy Cellar in NYC. John Mayer made a special appearance.

My friend and I took pictures when he walked on stage. There was no sign saying we couldn't. Her flash accidentally went off and he acted annoyed and called us "You Tube". He kept talking about his break up (with Jennifer Aniston) although he never said her name we all knew. It seems he is still not over her!! He wasn't very funny — perhaps he should stick to music!

Aww. Johnny's still pining for Jenn.

Too bad his big mouth got the best of him.

No more Maniston for you!

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Spotted: John Mayer getting quite cozy with a wannabe Lucia Damon in Miami on Saturday night.

Jennifer Aniston's ex was spotted walking into SET in South Beach hand-in-hand with a local COCKtail waitress.

Did he meet her when visiting Maniston down there during her filming of Marley and Me???? Tisk tisk!

Mayer and the COCKtail waitress pAArtied within the private confines of SET's Trophy Room.

He's such a manho!

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Poor John Mayer. He's lost his greatest love of all. And no, it's not Jennifer Aniston.

It's the paparazzi!

The photog whore is facing a simple problem and it is - no one cares about him if he's not dating famous females!

Mayer has famously hooked up with Jessica Simpson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and was last with Maniston.

But the musician that loves the paparazzi being all over him just isn't getting the same attention alone.

Sadly, Mayer still thinks the photogs care about him. He recently tipped off the photogs himself and the results were laughable!

One paparazzi says, “He thinks he’s as famous as Jen now. Last week he went to a party, tipped off the paps, and even had decoy cars at the ready when he was leaving. Nice, but no one bothered to follow them, which made John think he ‘lost’ everyone, when really no one bothered to follow him.”

Ouch.

The reason the photogs have dropped Mayer like a ton of bricks????

He doesn't sell! And it's ALL about the money!

According to another paparazzi source, “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.”

Looks like Mayer might be trying to hook up with Jen again sometime soon.

That is, unless he can trick another Hollywood celeb into dating him for a few months for the added fame and freebies he'll get!

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