
Aside from searing barbs from (Johnny Depp endorsed) Ricky Gervais, and more importantly MADGE, the Golden Globes did not give us the drama we've seen in previous years.
There were few suprise upsets or shockers but in the world of television, the little guys made a big splash over network TV, including Showtime's Homeland winning best TV drama and Joey Matt LeBlanc taking Best Actor for TV comedy!
Meryl Streep and George Clooney completed a mostly chalk night for film, taking home the acting honors in Best Drama while Michelle Williams and Jean Dujardin walked away with Best Comedy acting honors.
For the complete list of Golden Globers, click after the JUMP!
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Vampire Beehl?? Edward??
Oh wait, wait. That's another vampire, ha! Silly us!!
Johnny Depp looks SO different here… SHOCKER!! As for Michelle Pfeiffer, gurl's still got it.
This is the new photo tease from Tim Burton's Dark Shadows, and it's only making us wish there wasn't such a large gap between now and the release.
The re-make of the 60s soap is gonna be so good! Burton describes it:
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What a fun night!!!
The People's Choice Awards turned out soo well!!! And we have to say, we definitely agree with most of the winners…
And speaking of those winners, we know U don't want to wait any longer for UR *FULL* list, so here it is!!!
THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE WINNERS ARE…
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France, check!!
Hollywood, check!
Island in the Bahamas, check!!!
And now Johnny Depp can add the UK to his list of homes.
We're thinking this might have something to do with France telling him he needs citizenship if he wants to stay there.
With a house in the UK, he can stay in Europe without dealing with all the hassle. ….or maybe he just really likes it there!
Either way, the god of our idolatry has purchases a thirteen-bedroom mansion in a village near Norfolk… Burnham Market to be exact.
With this fancy mansion comes a coach house, stables, and twelve bathrooms. Damn..
A place this big, we're beginning to wonder if he and Vanessa Paradis are staying together after all! We hope so anyways!!
We're sure Jack and Lily Rose want their parents together and happy in the new house!!!
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And according to sources, economy worriers would NOT have approved!
In the unauthorized book, The Obamas, Jodi Kantor claims that the White House held a Alice in Wonderland themed Halloween party in 2009, hosted by Tim Burton and Johnny Depp.
The journalist claims that the party was secret so it wouldn't except voters about the economy.
Kantor wrote the following in her book:
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We hope this isn't true!! It can't be, it just can't be!!
Johnny Depp has been with Vanessa Paradis for a LONG time — 14 years!! That's practically 50 in Hollywood years! They even have two beautiful children together.
We really thought they'd be the ones to last…
But sadly, the
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Ugh! Hasn't Katniss been through enough??
This Hunger Drama broke our little nerdy hearts!
Academy Award-nominated composer, Danny Elfman, has decided not to score The Hunger Games movie.
Elfman blames
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The LAPD is on the hunt for Johnny Depp.
Or at least his boydguards.
As reported earlier, Depp
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