"Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn."
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
This is sooooo not helping his attempt at not looking like a tool.
We told you about Justin Bieber's deposition last week and how it got fiery when Selena Gomez was brought up, but we had no idea it was like THIS!
Not only did the Biebs go wild when she was mentioned, but he was pretty much acting like a little brat the whole time. While he fidgeted around and made many a faces at the opposing lawyer and the camera, he also refused to answer many questions and when he did, it was usually in a smartass way.
Or maybe we should say, it was an attempt at being a smartass because it's kind of hard to succeed at that when you don't know the difference between instrumental and detrimental.
Want to know what we mean by that??? Ch-ch-check out some highlights from the deposition…AFTER THE JUMP!!!