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Knoxville's Ex-Wife Scores!

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Divorce can be ugly,but Johnny Knoxville's wife is seeing nothing but green. On Friday, Johnny's divorce to his wife of twelve years finally came to a close as the last set of details were fine tuned.

Johnny will have to pay his wife $6,000 a month in child support, along with also giving her half of residuals from the Jackass franchise and Dukes of Hazzard movie. So she'll get another $24.50 from that.

Sorry to hear about the divorce, but we couldn't stay married to someone who hammers his peen or rides a shopping cart off a building!

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Cher Making A "Comeback" In The Movies

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Cher and Johnny Knoxville are attached to star in a comedy called The Drop Out.

Cher will play the cougar that Johnny's 35-year old character seduces so he can maintain his slacker, 'career student' life.

Film producers are on the lookout for a guy who can play the cougar's "ne'er-do-well son" who is looking for a father figure, even if it's a guy his own age.

We really don't think Cher will be winning another Oscar for this movie!

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Knoxville Dropped The Bomb Ball

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Johnny Knoxville is saying he didn't pack the inert grenade! Because he's a Jackass not a dumbass!

The skater boy said that a wardrobe lady shoved the grenade in his luggage while he was filming a commercial, and that he never knew it was in there.

Uh huh! Nice excuse.

He wrote on his blog,

"Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn."

Glad everything worked out okay!

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Hey It's Just A Fake Grenade!

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Not really a Jackass so much as a dumbass!

Johnny Knoxville tried to bring a grenade on an airplane!

Okay, okay, so the grenade contained neither a fuse nor powder, making it essentially harmless, but still! You can't even say the word "Bomb" without airport authorities freaking out!

Knoxville had the fake grenade in his carry-on luggage and it was immediately noticed by airport screeners this Thursday morning at LAX.

Nice to see they are paying attention!

Knoxville was subsequently detained and the LAPD is investigating further.

Next time leave the explosives (or lookalikes) at home!

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Fill in the Blank

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By the look of things, Johnny Knoxville ______________.

Bustin' Balls

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Click here to watch the stunt from the new Jackass special that left Johnny Knoxville's private parts in stitches.

Ouch!

Update: Click here to watch another clip, from a different angle, with audio.

Don't Try This At Home

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Johnny Knoxville had a little accident with his cock and balls while performing a stunt recently.

The Jackass explains all on his official blog:

"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"

Ouch!