Divorce can be ugly,but Johnny Knoxville's wife is seeing nothing but green. On Friday, Johnny's divorce to his wife of twelve years finally came to a close as the last set of details were fine tuned.
Johnny will have to pay his wife $6,000 a month in child support, along with also giving her half of residuals from the Jackass franchise and Dukes of Hazzard movie. So she'll get another $24.50 from that.
Sorry to hear about the divorce, but we couldn't stay married to someone who hammers his peen or rides a shopping cart off a building!
"Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn."
"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let’s just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh…bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital—lots!"
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Yup, that's right, the ultra-talented lead singer of No Doubt will sit in a judge's chair on season 7 of The Voice while Xtina, well, stays at home and keeps busy with that whole miracle of life thing!