Divorce can be ugly,but Johnny Knoxville's wife is seeing nothing but green. On Friday, Johnny's divorce to his wife of twelve years finally came to a close as the last set of details were fine tuned.
Johnny will have to pay his wife $6,000 a month in child support, along with also giving her half of residuals from the Jackass franchise and Dukes of Hazzard movie. So she'll get another $24.50 from that.
Sorry to hear about the divorce, but we couldn't stay married to someone who hammers his peen or rides a shopping cart off a building!
"Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened… The cops did their job and verified that it wasn’t real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn’t and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that’s bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn."