This is freakin' nuts!
And now things are even more awkward because
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My, oooooh, my! What nice a nice, big, er…package you've got there!
We think that, THAT would be the perfect pressie for him since, ya know, he forgets them so often!
We imagine Jennifer walks around their house singing, all I want for Christmas is for you to get some more underwearrrrrrrrr.
LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!
But seriously, what has Jon got against undies?!? We guess he just really loves free-ballin' it around!
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Oh my! How different it is to see him covered up!
That must be why he's smiling so wide! He's super proud of himself for that!
LOLzz!!! We kiiiddd!!!
The Mad Men actor was seen out and about in El Lay with his lady-friend-love-person Jennifer Westfeldt getting a tire fixed on their car!
We wonder what it was that poked the car tire!
Maybe it happened when Jon forgot to wear undies the other day!
Hmmm…we know something Jon can poke while he's sans undies! LOLzzz!!!
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Yesterday was a pretty special occasion — The Great American Smoke Out — and we hope a lot of you smokers joined in!
The ideas is to stop America from slowly killing itself for at least ONE DAY by stopping using cancer sticks for 24 hours! Ellen, in her infinite wisdom and flawless humor, set out to celebrate the day in the best way.
She re-edited some Mad Men footage with cigarettes to include something far more HIGHlarious!!
Honestly, we wish the entire series would get a makeover like this, it would be the funniest DVD extra on the planet!
Watch the funny (above)!
Jon Hamm is no divo!
While he might play a hot shot in a seXXXy suit, he's clearly totez down to earth in real life!!!
This probably goes without saying, but we'd gladly share a ride with him ANY day! ;)
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Weeee! Woooo! Weeeee! Wooooo! The Dong Patrol has arrived to deliver you a MASSIVE score!
As many times as Jon shows off his package, we are STILL impressed by it every time!
No wonder Don Draper's real name is Dick Whitman!!
Please, for the love of all things peen, and to keep the Dong Patrol employed, keep forgetting those undies!!!
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The scary shootout that began around 9:20 PST this morning caused some major backups and delays at the airport while law enforcement authorities investigated the incident!
Bachelor host, Chris Harrison supplied us with play-by-play as he was stuck:
Following in Matt's footsteps, Jon Hamm made his way to Fenway Park and braved the cold to root on his favorite team in the World Series, but the two seksi actors found themselves on opposite sides!
The Mad Men actor and his actress lady friend Jennifer Westfeldt entered enemy territory to cheer on his hometown St. Louis Cardinals in a sea of Boston Red Sox fans!
We wonder what Matty has to say about all of this!
Unfortunately, Jon probably wasn't able to do too much cheering after he recently had surgery on his throat, but the fact that he was healthy enough to make it to the game is probably a pretty good sign!
However, it looks like our dreams of seeing Don Draper sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game have been dashed! LOLz!
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