Y'all know what we're talking about!
Boobs on FLEEK.
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SOMEone's got a serious case of the blues — at least color-wise!!
She's just so amazing with everything she does. Seriously.
Angelina Jolie stopped by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in New York on Thursday, and when she was leaving the taping of the show, she stopped to take pictures with the CRAZY amount of fans that showed up!
Well, while she was doing the 'ol, pause, pose, snap, repeat move, Angelina helped a fan that was having a panic attack!
The admirer was caught in the frenzy of everyone trying to see, touch, get a picture/autograph, when the Unbroken director heard her frantic cries and told everyone to back away and get her OUT of the crowd.
Oh, to think of what could've been!
And when the Unbroken director visited The Daily Show in New York on Thursday, Jon discussed meeting the actress for the first time.
He had nothing but great things to say about Angie, and raved:
Well this sounds terrifying as all hell.
A woman in El Lay was going home after a night of celebration with friends when she decided to call an Uber to take her home.
Well, instead of a quick easy 20-minute ride home, the woman was pretty much kidnapped for TWO HOURS.
Seriously! The woman was driven around, then taken to an EMPTY parking lot by her driver, who locked the door when she tried to get out, and wouldn't take her home until she started SCREAMING and yelling.
AKA the Uber ride from hell!
So, what did Uber do about it???
Ben Affleck has a secret. He's Batman.
Oh wait, everyone knows that. No, the secret he gets pissed at Jon Stewart for revealing is a spoiler for his new movie Gone Girl!
Ben stopped by to talk Bat-muscles and give the Daily Show host a hard time for his directorial debut, but after a few laughs, Jon drops some inside knowledge on the audience. And Ben is NOT happy about it!
There are spoilers ahead, but you're safe for the first couple minutes. Check out the awkward interview (below)!
On a recent episode of The Daily Show, Jon quipped:
"A new terrorist group just formed with one member each from ISIS, al-Nusra, Al Qaeda, Hamas, One Direction and the Zetas drug cartel."
Obviously Jon, a comedian, was simply JOKING…but the rabid One Direction fans were NOT amused.
Watch Jon's response to the vicious social media campaign against him (below)!
Have U ever run into a big star on the street?
Well, if you do, don't say any of these things!
See the best, worst, and funniest (below)!