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Jon Stewart Wants To Buy CNN & He Needs Your Help! Check Out His 'Totally Real' $10 Billion Kickstarter Campaign!

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There could soon be a major media shakeup in the world of cable news!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch is hoping to add Time Warner to his already massive media empire. The 83-year-old Australian tycoon made a bid to buy the company this week but if the deal does go through, CNN will have to find a new parent company!

Why?

Because Murdoch also own News Corp, which is the company that runs CNN’s rival FOX News!

With CNN soon to be up for sale, there’s already a very interested buyer. And his name is Jon Stewart!

On last night’s Daily Show, Jon informed his audience about the potential sale and asked for their help!

He wants YOU to donate to the ‘Let’s Buy CNN’ Kickstarter campaign, aiming to raise $10 billion!

That’s how much analysts expect the cable news channel to go for and Jon wants to make sure he can afford to buy the ever-failing network that is so often panned on his show!

Okay well, no, he doesn’t ACTUALLY want to buy it. But if this Kickstarter was real, here are some of the prizes potential donors would get!

Is Hillary Clinton Running For President In 2016? Watch Jon Stewart Do Everything He Can To Get The Answer HERE!

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Is Hillary Clinton running in 2016? Come on! We HAVE to know! And we aren't the only ones!

When the former First Lady and Secretary of State stopped by The Daily Show on Tuesday, Jon Stewart grilled Hill skillfully for an answer!

But all his guile wasn't enough for this Clinton! She deftly evaded all his questions! Until it came to how to fix the country's problems that is!

Ch-ch-check out their entire HIGHlarious - if not a little bit revealing - interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Ryan! Tom! And Many More TINY Dudes! But They're All Taller Than These Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!

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There are a lot of famous guys in Hollywood who are known for being a bit vertically challenged.

Ryan Seacrest gets shat on for being short sometimes.

Tom Cruise has been called small in the past.

And Robin Williams is far from being described as tall.

But even those guys are too sizable to wind up on our shortest guys in the biz list!

Hell, even Martin Short is 5’7” and he’s got the word short in his name!

So who are the truly tiny men that make up our roster of favorite famous shorties?

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, “Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, “Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, “Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, “Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, “Famous Fellas Who Are 5’6” Or Shorter!"

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Jon Stewart's Got Beyoncé's Back! Watch Him Defend Her On The Daily Show HERE!

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While Bill O'Reilly thinks that Beyoncé's music is "libertine" in nature, Jon Stewart (and most level-headed people) realize that a grown woman celebrating her married sexuality is actually pretty AH-Mazing.

In a segment aptly called Beywatch, Jon took on Bill's criticism that Queen Bey is a bad influence, and basically tore apart him apart!

Our favorite part? After showing a clip of Bill suggesting that Bey could be on Broadway, Jon comes up with a couple of casting options for Beyoncé!

Ch-ch-check out Jon's defense of Beyoncé…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Stephen Colbert Proclaims He's "Won Television" While Bidding Farewell To Jon Stewart & The Daily Show! WATCH!

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Stephen Colbert started his long string of goodbyes last night when he stopped by Jon Stewart’s show to state the obvious…

He's leaving The Colbert Report!

The Daily Show host obviously knew what was going on, since Stephen was announced as David Letterman's recent replacement—but that didn't stop the overly confident character from completely milking his departure!

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarity, plus a silly highlight reel of Stephen's stint as a Daily Show correspondent…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Jon Stewart Campaigned For Stephen Colbert JUST LAST NIGHT To Be David Letterman's Replacement On The Late Show — And It Worked!!

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The late night gods have spoken!!!

Stephen Colbert is the new replacement for David Letterman
on The Late Show when he retires in 2015!

And just like Nostradamus, one special pal of the Comedy Central host predicted the future announcement news!

In an interview with Vulture on Wednesday night, Jon Stewart revealed that Stephen would be perfect for the gig, and really sang his praises:

Late Night TV's Only Person Of Color Was Just Voted Late Night TV's Least Likable Person! WTF!?

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Ugh!!! As if TV execs needed another excuse to pander to the too often xenophobic masses!

A bunch of analysts at Q Scores just did a bunch of polling on each and every late night talk show, calculating each host's recognizability and "positive Q score," and the results were startling to say the least!

The overall winner was Stephen Colbert. The dude is hilarious, kind, and The Colbert Report recently dominated the Emmys, so it's not at all shocking that he tops the rankings!! Congratz to him!

But further down the list is where everything goes kaplooey!