Don't do drugs, kids. Not even fake drugs.
On Wednesday, Jonah Hill revealed that he was sent to the hospital for snorting FAKE cocaine! The War Dogs star revealed to Bill Simmons on Any Given Wednesday that he actually got sick from inhaling prop powder on the set of The Wolf Of Wall Street!
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The actor admitted that ingesting fake coke with Leonardo DiCaprio for months on end really messed with his body, saying:
"I had to be hospitalized."
So just how sick did he get while working on Martin Scorsese's acclaimed film?!
The celeb divulged:
Jonah Hill is clearing the air regarding how he REALLY feels about Miles Teller.
On Wednesday, the Superbad alum stopped by The Howard Stern Show to discuss his new movie with the Divergent actor, War Dogs.
Related: Jonah Says The Men In Black & 21 Jump Street Crossover Is Impossible
While in the studio, Howard Stern asked the 32-year-old about his relationship with the 21 & Over alum IRL, saying:
"Rumor is you two f*cking hate each other."
This caused the Sausage Party actor to immediately burst out in hysterical laughter, exclaiming:
Say it ain't so!
We had been SO excited for the insane/brilliant crossover of 21 Jump Street and Men In Black ever since the Sony hack revealed the plan back in 2014!
We had no idea how it would work — especially since Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones' characters were going to be swapped out with younger actors — but we frankly didn't care!
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We were totally on board, but now Jonah Hill is crushing our dreams!
The actor recently told Postwork Media that fans shouldn't hold their breath waiting for he and Channing Tatum to star in this kooky crossover, saying:
A Jonah Hill sex tape? Now that would be interesting!
In an interview with the New York Times, Jonah showed off his more vulnerable side when discussing insecurities about auditions. While the funny man is now a celebrated actor (Wolf of Wall Street, War Dogs, True Story), he admitted he rather have a leaked sex tape than a leaked musical audition!
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Well, we all have our weak spots! LOLz!
According to J.H., he recently turned down an audition for a musical adaptation because he can't sing. It's kinda of hilarious to think the prospect of an X-rated vid is more comfortable to the actor than his lack of singing talent!
The 32-year-old went on to joke about the irony, saying:
On Tuesday, Jonah Hill stopped by Jimmy Fallon's late night show to help promote his upcoming flick Sausage Party, but before the actor chatted it up, the celebs hit the town for some educational fun — and some peen of course!
They decided to hit up the Art Students League of New York to take some drawing lessons as they started off with a bowl of fruit and moved to a live nude model!
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It's no surprise the Superbad actor and the late night host couldn't keep straight faces as they make a MASSIVE amount of d*ck jokes, just a HUGE number! But the best part came when the 32-year-old revealed his surprise NSFW nude portrait of Jimmy! LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out Jonah and the Tonight Show host as they crack each other up while drawing peens!
The bromance continues!
Leonardo DiCaprio scared the sh*t out of his pal Jonah Hill on Monday when he spotted his Wolf of Wall Street co-star out and about in NYC — and it was all captured on camera! Bless!
It all started when the 41-year-old actor spotted Jonah on his phone from across the way — so Leo did what any of us would've done and ran up to him to take pictures like a crazed fan.
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After the initial hilarious surprise, the 32-year-old and the El Lay native hugged it out (for what might be the longest embrace ever) and went on their merry way.
You can watch it all go down (below)!