The drama never ends!

After her adventurous vacation in Ibiza, Jordan took to her official Twitter to give ex Peter Andre a verbal lashing.

"Pete being a true cunt to me ! he left me nt me leave him," tweeted the British reality star.

Maybe she's still drunk?!!

Although Jordan mentioned that she missed her kids, her friend obviously felt that measures needed to be taken into her own hands via tweeting.

"This is Kates friend Julie. Kate is coping with things. This was not her decision an etting very unfair press."

More unfair press accumulating as we type!!!

When questioned about her hard pAArtying ways, Jordan said, "I've had a great time in Ibiza and people can slate me all they like. I work hard, I'm a good mum, I'm a young woman and I'm going through a split."

Don't make excuses, Jordan!

Set an example for the kiddies!!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 39 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Is she trying to get her kids taken away????

Katie Price is no more; the last few days have seen the return of Jordan in full force!

The freshly-single mother of three has spent the last week getting her rocks off in Ibiza, and Saturday night was no exception.

The former glamor model pAArtied the night away at Boho nightclub in a gold lamé onesie, looking like the hot mess of the century.

Remember: you're 31, not 21!

[Image via Alex Broadway/WENN.]

Permalink / 175 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Katie Price is no where to be seen, since alter-ego Jordan came out to play!!!!

The reality TV star went on a 24-hour bender in Ibiza earlier this week, in which she hooked up with two dudes, threatened to stab someone and had her pals beat up another!!!!!!

She spent the night downing vodka, champagne and Jack Daniel’s, while grinding against a pole and flashing her goods!!!

At around 3 a.m., she was spotted kissing male model Anthony Lowther, who was by her side most of the night!!!!

"There was chemistry between them. He was pouring booze into her mouth from the bottle, while she laughed and shrieked around," said a fellow clubber. “When she jumped on to the podium next to the DJ booth, she moved her body up and down seductively against his."

Jordan got bored and slipped off with another guy and reportedly said, "I can do this now, I’ll be divorced in five and half weeks."

Yikes!!!!!

“I’m going to cut you up. Seriously, I am going to cut you,” yelled Jordan, as a pretty brunette attempted to say hello to her.

According to an onlooker, the out-of-control model could barely stand and kept putting her sailor hat on people's heads.

It seems like it couldn't get any worse, but it did!!!!!

Jordan's entourage attacked a man by pushing him up against a wall, kicking him and trying to gouge his eyes.

The reason was unknown but security had to step in!!

What is she thinking?!

Katie, come back!!!

Don't make Peter Andre look like the mature one!!!!!

[Image via Alex Broadway/WENN.]

Permalink / 41 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Katie Price was carried out of a club in Ibiza on Tuesday after what might have been a heavy dose of self-medication.

It's good to know that she went out in her pajamas. It will make falling into bed that much easier.

P.S. Hope Peter's taking care of the kids and not some nanny while you're out pAArtying!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 34 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Peter Andre has signed on to star in a Bollywood production.

Because, why not, right?

In the film, Andre will play a fictional musician and perform two numbers, which will be conveniently shot in London.

The price tag? $1.8 million.

Is he trying to get out from under Jordan''s thumb?

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 15 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Remaining true to famewhore style, Katie Price and Peter Andre will each be the star of their own new reality show, both profiling their nasty divorce!

Well, of course!

Anything for $$$$$, right???

Both Andre and Price have penned deals with ITV to star in the rival shows, which the network may air on competing ITV channels in the same time-slot to add fuel to the fire!

Although Katie has yet to start production on her show, her ex-hubby is one step ahead of her!

"We're already filming the show, I've just followed Peter to Macau in China which was absolutely amazing," Andre's rep relayed to reporters.

Let the bashing begin!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 13 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

For someone who's getting divorced, Katie Price certainly looks very happy!

The Oompa Loompa reality TV whore was spotted yesterday leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London through the backdoor.

She quickly got in to her car full of friends, but not surprisingly, the paps managed to catch up with her. But leave it to Jordan Katie to find a way to self-promote. And she did!

While waiting for her luggage to be delivered to the car, Miz Price whipped out her latest book, Sapphire, and basked in her famewhoring glory.

And is it just us or do her hands look a lot lighter than her orange face and shoulders?

Though we're glad to see that this time she wasn't wearing her wedding ring.

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

Permalink / 65 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Is Jordan acting as the new spokeswoman for Lindsay Lohan's line of self-tanners?

What shade of orange is that?

Rotten Orange Peel?

The soon-to-be divorced British reality TV star was spotted out in London on Friday night looking very Oompa Loompa.

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 54 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

As we been following for a bit now, Katie Price and Peter Andre are getting divorced.

Andre even purchased a new house nearby to live on his own. However, that hasn't stopped Katie from still wearing her wedding ring.

Our favorite British famewhore was spotted Thursday night leaving a hotel in London looking like that. We're not too sure how we feel about the jeans though, but Katie was definitely wearing her ring.

Do U believe they're really going to split? Do U even care?

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 39 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »