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Congrats to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Tasha McCauley!!
The super private JGL reportedly married his long-time girlfriend, Tasha, on December 20 at their Los Angeles home.
While the actor tends to keep mum on his personal life, he did admit in a 2013 interview that he was dating someone "not in show business".
It turns out McCauley is extremely smart — she's co-founder and CEO of the Silicon Valley-based robotics company Fellow Robots.
Wow, Joe snagged himself a winner!
Congrats to the newlyweds!
Zac Efron is one hot DILF!
On Monday, Joseph Gordon-Levitt posted a pic of the sexy actor sporting a mustache — a surprisingly HOT look for the 27-year-old!
Efron donned the #1 dad accessory for Levitt's popular TV show, HitRecord On TV, and we CAN'T WAIT to see the final product!
So, what do YOU think of Zac's distinguished new look!?
We think he looks hawt with any form of facial hair!
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10 Things We Love About The 10 Things We Hate About You Reunion!
1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt looking all cute and casual in his hat and glasses.
2. JGL's fellow hottie castmates David Krumholtz and Andrew Keegan! Still pretty adorbz!
3. Seeing Susan May Pratt again (hello! Center Stage reunion anyone??).
4. Meeting the ladies behind the high school classic, screenwriters Kirsten Smith and Karren McCullah!
5. This amazing pic (above) that Karren posted to Twitter when the cast and crew came together for a panel at the Nuart Theatre in El Lay this weekend!
6-10. This AMAZING story that JGL told about getting high with the late Heath Ledger:
This duo is definitely an item, so why are they running away from each other?!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his cute genius girlfriend Tasha McCauley caught a movie at the Arclight in Hollywood on Tuesday — looking hipster chic and fancy free!
But as soon as they got wind of paparazzi waiting outside, the couple went separate ways, so photogs couldn't get their money shot.
These two are super private, so we don't blame them for wanting to enjoy a normal night on the town. Hopefully the flashbulbs weren't too much of a disturbance for shy Tasha and her movie star beau!
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What do we have here?!!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Lizzy Caplan shared an eXXXtra passionate moment for their new movie, Untitled Christmas Eve Project.
We WOULD imagine that these two would make a perfect love match in real life since they're both GORgeous, charming, funny, and smart, but JGL does have his stunning rocket scientist GF to keep his bed warm at night.
Anyway, looks like a hard day on the job for the both of them! LOLz!
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Holy moly this is like seeing an albino dolphin while whale watching! LOL!
Ya know, the one who he is SUPER private about!
He was walking all over Soho with her and showing some MAJOR PDA and we LOVE it!!
Hopefully, this means that he's opening up more and more and we'll be able to spot some more cute moments like this!
Fingers crossed because these two are so sweet they're rotting our teeth!
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We guess all that star wattage did NOT matter!
Although - darn - this movie had a lot of actors who can usually carry a movie all by themselves!
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For stars Jessica Alba, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Josh Brolin, Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Bruce Willis to name a few, and was predicted by many box office experts to hit $15M this weekend.
Which, compared to the first Sin City which opened to a $29M weekend, seemed pretty weak.
But the newest flick from director Robert Rodriguez and the creator of the series Frank Miller is opening up FAR below those modest expectations!
Recent reports are speculating that the film will make about $10M this weekend despite opening up at a lot of locations - 2,894 sites to be exact - and that's definitely some stinky numbers if those figures hold.
Especially since its budget is believed to have been around $60M-$70M!
Meanwhile Chloë Grace Moretz's If I Stay is looking like it's going to be the top box office draw this weekend as it's heading towards a $17M opening weekend! Which already beats its estimated $11M budget.
Talk about a tale of two movies!
We guess lots of stars doesn't always matter! The proof is in the sinful pudding!